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[Dokurider]

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Tacoma, Washington

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1.    Tacoma    236 up, 99 down
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Second largest city and urbanized area in the state of Washington. Largest port in the state. Currently experiencing a renaissance of its downtown area to give neighbouring city Seattle to the north a run for its money. Often joked about by Seattle but has much to offer. Aka, T-town.
Sim to Portland OR

2.    Tacoma    266 up, 192 down
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I like to call it the "Compton of Washington". Hooray!
Woman-Where are you from?
Man- Tacoma.
Woman- Oh I'm so sorry. Didn't that sherrif ki-
Man- Yup.
tacoma compton ghetto happy washington

3.    Tacoma    90 up, 27 down
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Tacoma, Washington's undeveloped little brother. Home of the West coasts largest port, and also one of the nations highest public shooting rates. Home of Stadium High School, a high school that looks like a castle (refur to 10 things i hate about you) as well as five mile drive in lovely point defiance, which is mainly used to see how high you can get IN five miles. Has a weird smell as you cross 509 on a cold day. Beatiful area, except for Hilltop, which should be off limits to white people after dark (just for your protection). Tacoma, also rightfully refured to as Tacompton, as many upscale(and downscale) restruants and bars on its famed 6th ave. many historical events and buildings are in the area. I love this town you are close to the mountains and the water, you can go surfing and snowboarding in the same day.
Tacoma:Large city in Washington state south of Seattle.
Man 1: hey are you going to the mall today?
Man 2: na i wouldnt go there today, my buddy is going to shot it up today.
Man 1: o ok, well then, you want to go to school?
Man 2: i wouldnt do that either, i hear some asian is looking for some dude there.
Man 1: ok, your not leaving me with a bunch of options
Man 2: how about we just do some meth, steal a car and drive through five mile drive?
Man 1: DEAL!

4.    Tacoma    68 up, 45 down
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Greatest city in the history of the world. Any person who grew up there will tell you that it's got a small-town feel with big city amenities. It doesn't barely smell at all, and hey, I've never been shot. Cut it a break once in a while.
"Where are you moving to?"
"Tacoma."
"Oh - are you packing your gun with you? Ha ha ha. Oh man, I'm so funny."
"Yeah, you keep think that Seattle is God's gift to hobos, okay?"

5.    tacoma    107 up, 89 down
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Often confused as the second largest city in the state of Washington. See spokane
Rob was born in Tacoma but raised in Spokane; two cities that struggle for rank, neither winners. This explains his identity crisis.

6.    tacoma    16 up, 2 down
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1. a city in washington state. its fucking chill-ass town.

2. a badass truck made by toyota that can take heavy abuse.
"tacoma is an awesome town. right next to the beautiful puget sound, with the majestic coast ranges as a backdrop."

"my 4x4 taco will climb those coast ranges no problem."

7.    Tacoma    80 up, 81 down
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Also Known As The "Taco" AKA The Toyota Tacoma, Now The Most Popular And Durable Mid Size TRuck On The Planet
"Lets Get In The Tacoma And Go Find Some Mud Cuz You Know Them American Trucks Cant Handle It"

8.    Tacoma    68 up, 75 down
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The 3rd largest city in Washington and home of the Tacoma Rainiers a triple AAA afilliate of the Seattle Mariners. Has one of the highest rates of car theft in the country and a burgeoning meth problem (thats only shadowed by Spokane's). There are many museums in Tacoma including a native american exhibit and some odd ones like a viper and beard museum.
John Smith- Where ya from, holla?
Jane Doe- Spokane's cousin except with less class, culture, and population
John Smith- Ahhhh....Tacoma

9.    Tacoma    15 up, 43 down
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Commonly confused as the second largest city in Washington.
It is, in fact, the fourth largest city, behind Seattle, Spokane, and Vancouver, population wise.
The city offers a Washington State History Museum, Glass Museum and Art Museum, as well as the University of Washington Tacoma Campus. The city has hosted the Tall Ships festival twice.
Tacoma is also home to the Tacoma Dome and the Tacoma Rainiers minor league baseball team.
Tacoma: cooler than Seattle, since we don't have so many liberal weirdos. =]

10.    tacoma    10 up, 68 down
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adj. A saying used by men and women in the southeast to describe something interesting or strange.
"man, that looks so tacoma"

"whats the tacoma over there?"

lol Compton of Washington. There are a lot of shooting around here, and walking around at night is a deathwish. Pleasant enough during the daytime though.

[GeneralStrife]

Cartersville
A piece of crap town defined by its number of Waffle Houses, guests on Jerry Springer and substandard educational system both in-town and in-county. Consider taking a raft to Cuba before moving here.
Holy crap. I'm in Cartersville where Wayne Knight is probably the most successful former resident. Time to drink my juice.

Ahhh,, I love it here.

[Zozma]

Mustang, Oklahoma

an ugly boring ass town in the grand old state of Oklahoma
i hate mustang oklahoma, its an ugly boring ass town


lovely, lol... and thats all it says

[Cheetah]

Spokane, WA

This will be particularly amusing for Dokurider because of the constant struggle our two hometowns have had for being the second crappiest city in Washington. The crappiest city in Washington being the other of these two blots on the reputation of our beautiful state.

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The meth, mullet, and hell hole of the world. Nothing but white trash and white supremacy located in this industrial town where depression originated. The people here feel way too optimistic about their town and the attractions it brings which include the worlds fair in the 70's and a lousy street race called bloomsday. If it wasn't for Gonzaga University, this town would be a nuclear testing site!

You know that a city is truly awful when, even on the main street, buildings are boarded up and the parking lots boasting the most cars are Goodwill, Pawn One, the army surplus and Spokane Discount. That's right; Spokane Discount. This town is trash. Another good indicator of trashdom is when the prize for being the twentieth caller to the local Top 40 station is a free tattoo at Silver Safari. And what does the dumb cow who wins want to get emblazoned on her skin? "Cherries!" she cries. "On the back of my neck!" I guess that will look really good when you're lining up at Social Security with your two grade-schoolers, eight months preggers, Ford Pinto rotting outside with a "This is America! Speak English!" bumper sticker stuck on its ass. Don't for a second imagine that you could leave your snotty offspring in the car, however, because Spokane has enough registered sex-offenders per capita to keep the Spokesman Review's opinion page occupied until the next time a homophobic mayor solicits local high school boys online. I'm sorry, did I get a little off track? The only track I'm really interested in is I-90 West. Let me reiterate: I hate Spokane.
People who use the work "Spokompton" to describe this awful hell-hole are usually not trying to be clever or bad-ass. They're most likely just trying to explain how ghetto Spokane is. "Spokrapton" is my personal favorite and I like to think I made it up, but I imagine others have come up with this monkier before.

Often confused as the second largest city in the state of Washington. See Tacoma
Rob was raised in Spokane but born in Tacoma; two cities that struggle for rank, neither winners. This explains his identity crisis.

[Kagebunji]

My hometown isn't there, so I just searched for Poland, and how many nice quotes I found!

"An Eastern European country whose inhabitants, contrary to popular opinon, are NOT DUMB. Polish citizens, in fact, have won Nobel Peace Prizes in every category, and Polish scientists, philosophers, explorers, and mathematicians have made numerous beneficial contributions to their respective fields (ultraviolet light; the set theory; semantic language theory). Marie Curie (née Sklodowska), the esteemed chemist, was a Pole.

Poland also, naturally, has the most attractive women.

Poland used to possess the most powerful army in Europe."

I feel so happy, haha.

[philsov]

Houston

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   Houston    1470 up, 249 down
   
First word heard from the moon. The nation's fourth largest city and home to the Texas Medical Center (the world's largest) and NASA's Johnson Space Center.

Few cities in the world can match H-Town as a source for blues and rap talent. Home of ZZ Top and Beyoncé.

One of the best places to live, work, play, eat, play music, hear music, do art, see art, get sick, get well, work out, hang out, and make a decent living doing whatever your heart says you were put on earth to do.
The U.S. economy can be up or down but there's always money to be made in Houston.

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Houston    406 up, 191 down
A Great city. Art, rap, culture. Very conveiniently located, only about 70 miles from Galveston (A Barrier Island in the Gulf of Mexico, popular tourist location), and is home of Elington Feild, and N.A.S.A. The First words from the moon where heard here. Major industries include oil and petrochem, but just about anything can make money here. Untill October 2005, we had an amusement park, named "Six Flags Astroworld", located right across the way from the Astro Dome. Did I mention that we had the first Dome-Stadium? New Orleans and the rest copied us. As a legal citizen of Houston, I can say that Houston is a very LARGE city, always with somthing going on. ZZ Top was started here. The word "Houston" is often used to discribe the downtown, but the city encompasses many, "Sub-cities", such as Humble, Kingwood, parts of the Woodlands, and more cities to the west. Contrary to popular belief, Texas is NOT all Desert, as shown in Western films. In fact, we have trees, bah, Forests all over. Because Houston is located near the Gulf of Mexico, the weather ususaly stays under 120 Ferenheit in the summer, and usualy never hits freezing.

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Houston    174 up, 53 down
   
A very large, hot, humid, sprawling, congested, multi-cultural, sophisticated, yet laid back city that doesn't take itself too seriously such as lesser cities like Dallas.
A place that newcomers claim to despise, but for some reason, stay put and keep coming in hordes.

A world class city for arts, entertaiment, sports, dining and more.

No place in America can you find so much for so little cost.
Houston is hot, humid, and the only place in America I want to be.

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Houston    26 up, 55 down
   
The most boring city on earth, not kidding, and one of the ugliest, just a bunch of oil, conservative brats, more SUVs per capita than any city. Once you get past the 610 loop, it's just sprawl for miles and miles. Most of Houston is a ghetto, but the farther out you go, the less true that is. Most Hispanics and Orientals live where the White people lived 20-100 years ago, since all the white people now live in Spring, Tomball, and those other shitty snob towns. Pretty soon those will become ghettos, Houston may become so big, one day it will swallow the world whole.
The only good things about Houston are...
It never snows
Cost of living is ridiculously cheap
Beautiful ladies come from there (Hilary Duff, Beyoncé, Megan Fox, etc)
The people are warm and friendly

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Houston    184 up, 506 down
   
A big 'ol city with nothing to do. There's no culture. The art scene is a joke. Most of the live music you find is unoriginal and lame. Was the fattest city in the country for a few years. Home town of George W. Bush. Its Six Flags park, Astroworld, is the worste Six Flags park in existance.

They sold their old crappy football team, The Oilers, who then became the Titans and went to the Super Bowl. So they put together another franchise with the most AWESOME name ever, the Houston Texans, who can at least beat the Cowboys.

The biggest industry in the area is oil, the refineries and power plants are an eyesore and make the city one of the cheapest to live in. If it weren't for that, there would be absolutely no reason for the surrounding suburbs to be so rediculously crowded (mostly with Republican tools).

EVERYONE drives, no one walks anywhere, and only Los Angeles has more air polution.

[Wolfran]

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1.It has many luxury neighborhoods, like Shorewood, or there are dumps like Salt Creek Commons. But they have decent schools and have decent enough people, I guess.
In Valparaiso we also call it Valpo, because we are to lazy to say the rest of the name!

Mmm if private means good, ok Valparaiso has a lot of good schools but public schools aren't so bad. Also a curious characteristic of Valpo is we don't have rich or poor neighborhoods, we all live together.

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2.it is a tourist city in Chile but very dangerous and poor,
beweare the dogs they will bite you!!
-we are arriving in Valparaiso so keep your watch in your pocket and have some beer with the locals

THAT IS BULLSHIT!!!!. Like any other cities we have thieves and muggers but if you are a really dumbass you get robed. And the dogs are much friendly than other cities, They always are playful even if is a vagabond dog. But that part of having a beer with locals I'm agree.

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3.A small town with much diversity. Excellent school corporation. Much money in the neighborhood, includes prestigious neighborhoods such as aberdeen, shorewood, and many others. Overall nice place to live.
"valparaiso is the nicest place, and everyone is humble about their money and accepts everyone, not cocky like many other places with money, our neighborhoods can easily have gates, but we choose not to, cause we're simply not like that."

Valpo is a city not a town*, and  it isn't small if you walk the hills (we have 43 or 44 ) you realize than Valpo is big and confusing. Mmmm much money I don't think that, actually the City Hall has broken like 6 or 7 years ago. Excellent school corporation... not excellent but good. About humble people 500% agree.

[Dokurider]

At least Tacoma has a landmark people might recognize (Tacoma Dome)

[VampragonLord]

San Fernando Valley, California
The area within the city of Los Angeles known for vast suburban developement that houses nearly 2 million residents north of the Santa Monica Mountains. It includes the independant cities of Burbank, Glendale, San Fernando and Calabasas. Areas of "the Valley" within the political city of Los Angeles include Van Nuys, Northridge, Reseda, North Hollywood and Chatsworth. Life in the San Fernando Valley has been portayed in numerous movies providing stereotypes as the "Valley Girl." These "Valley Girls" are stereotyped as rich, arrogant, young woman who create phrases such as "as if", "like" or "gag me with a spoon."

The San Fernando Valley has made several failing attempts at seceeding from the city of Los Angeles. If these attempts were successful, the Valley would become its own municipality and among the largest cities in America.