The 12 disciples of the complete

[VampragonLord]

i think our practicisims needed a topic for which discuss the practice of completeboy.
all are welcome to the cause of the furthering of the cause that is completete, and we mean to educate all on the honorable singing knight, and the priest who travels with him, and the depth behind these tales.

[Bastard Poetry]

Crowd claps.
Mediator = here is a story of a young brother and sister of priesthood traveling throughout the ivalice after all the war carnage.
lights off
lights on
a pair of young priests are seen on stage.
Priest = sister juana, i hope we can meet with olan to know further truth.
Priestess = how about going to cathedral at first? i want to meet fathe simon.
Priest = don't you know already that father simon is gone?
Priestess = what? father simon is gone?
Out of somewhere a ninja came in.
Ninja = yes and you will be gone too if you do not act accordingly.
Priest = stay away from my sister you evil ninja.
Ninja = now i am mad feel my dual blades.
They began to fight and despite healing and protecting the brother and sister were about to lose.
out of somewhere a knight came by.
Knight = you foul human how dare you attack someone this weak. you are a low class.
Ninja = this is my class. i will defeat you too.
Knight = i will stab you to your death.
they fought the pair of priests healed the knight, the knight eventually won.
Priest = brave knight sends the ninja to his grave.
Priestess = thanks a lot sir.
Knight = its my duty to protect the weak.
Priest = knight will you marry my sister, she is gentle and gracious i am afraid i cannot travel with her in this times.
Knight = while surely if you sister insists.
music of orchestra, wedding bells too.
Mediator = so the prietess marries the knight hope you enjoyed the show folks.
claps?

apart from the infamous ending, i think i got more answers towards how this game went after it was finished on screen.
ask me, be on topic, uninterested may not enter, interested may not jock.
joke of this day
ramza was running fast chasing a mediator, who fooled him out of his gold, by talking and making ramza give his gold to the mediator, ramza gained concisiouness and ran fast towards the foul and he finally caught the mediator.
Ramza = give me my gold back i need it to pay to my team mates
Mediator = we can talk this how about i keep this gold and be on your team for real?
Ramza = what how? but even so i cannot afford to not pay team mates for a single day.
Knight = do not worry my lord i will make gold for you by slaying ninjas.
Ramza = so you will my trusty knight but what about the payment for this duty of yours.
Knight = oh please being on team with you is all i ask for my lord.
Mediator = now thats what i call a worthy knight, here lets split this gold and give this to everyone.
ramza = what a worthy team mate you are my knight.
Knight = no sweat!
sig idea
i am not a pro but i am proper.

How did Delita...?
managed to kidnapped the princess from simon?
i see four ways of this,
<1> delita : i warn you see this blade i am gonna pick this girl up, stay away old man or you will die by this blade.
simon would have agreed to do so for being alive.
<2> delita : get lost!
simon would have been hurt in the process as delita would have used the sword by other way to hurt simon not kill him.
and lastly
<3> delita : come with me girl or the old man dies!
<4> delita : do not move old man or the girl dies!
sig idea = i came i saw i went back
joke of the day = ramza was eagerly awaiting his teammate the knight.
Knight : sorry for being my lord!
ramza : sorry? do you how much we need you? if it was not for me the team would have been dead in the last battle. what took you so long?
Knight : i was busy on a bar mission, it was to rescue a girl in danger on mandalia plains.
ramza : so what happened there?
Knight : i went there killed the baddies, saved the girl, then i found girl was all alone, selling flowers for lively hood, she was pretty too, she fall in love with me since i saved her, so i decided to marry her, marriage took time.
ramza : and i thought you were abandoning us. so were is your wife?
Knight : i set her up in the team, she is your new member, the flower girl, she can use flowers to make the enemies unconsicious.
ramza : thats great! now we do not need the stupid dancer.
Knight : i am glad me and wife can be at your service my lord.
that was sorry for being late my lord!
i gotta type fast, risky to post in here, limited time, done data entry for two years, i so then type fast, mentally not stable, fast fast fast.

Priestess : o my silver knight will you protect me?
Knight : i swear i will protect you
Priestess : you protect me i heal you
Knight : i will kill all who comes in our path to joyful life!
priestess is covered by two enemies, one is a thief and the other is a ninja,
priestess casts regen, stay were she is already standing,
knight comes in time to rescue his wife, priestess manages to get regen on herself
thief reaches the knight tries to steal his blade, misses,
knight slashes the thief, critical, game over for thief,
meanwhile ninja manages to slash up the priestess,
priestess survies has the ninja misses once, priestess is in grave danger,
knight gets angry, he rushes in rage towards the ninja, lends a critical hit, ninja dies,
priestess heals herself and hugs the knight afterwards,
and they lived happily ever after.
that would be knight valgus and priestess shina.
the couple i described are great.
once again the same couple was travelling in the deep woods of a deep jungle, out of somewhere a pair of ninjas came, knight told the priestess to cover up and start charging for protect and heal.
one of the ninja came and attacked the knight, knight then broke his weapons, other ninja attacked the knight, but by that time protect spell was on the knight, knight then broke his weapons too, priestess by then healed the knight, knight then destroyed both the ninjas eventually, with two criticals hits respectively, i guess this couple is just too lucky.
joke of the day
a man was walking around the road, he fall.
sig idea
i am cooler then i think.

[Dome]

too much to read

[Bastard Poetry]

Therefore you fail to become a CB Disciple.

Completeboy is a prolific writer, and his true followers must have the stomach for great literary works.

[Dokurider]

Is it just me or does CB read like a mentally deficient Rorschach?

[Kagebunji]

Dome just don't know how to read, I readed it all, CB is my G O D now

[Dome]

Dome just don't know how to read, I readed it all, CB is my G O D now

[Kagebunji]

Dome, accept our fate as a dumb-o-guy who dunno how to read.

BELIEVE IT!

[Mari]

I don't know how to read.
Learn to make your text talk.

[Dome]

Dome, accept our fate as a dumb-o-guy who dunno how to read.

BELIEVE IT!

 

[PX_Timefordeath]

*Deports all of them back to Gamefaqs.*

[Dome]

*Deports all of them back to Gamefaqs.*

[SilvasRuin]

what is this i dont even

[VampragonLord]

Gems of the completeboy propositions.

Mediator : we all quickly went in, and as soons as we spoted the area, i started negogiations with everyone there.

time mage : i was already charging a slow spell meanwhile.

thief : i quickly noticed a suspicious area behind the revolter's chief and i rather hiddenly went into the secret hut where the young prince was captive. he was bondaged, i used my zorlin shape and untied the prince, i told him to be quiet, and we both went away through the back side of the area, without a trace.

mediator : then things started to be a little rough as the chief of the revolters went into the hut to check the prince, i decided to stop the 'talks' and gaved a signal to the time mage for slow spell.

time mage : i quickly charged them all with the slow spell, and we decided to run as hard as we could.

mediator : in the end we managed to run faster thanks to time mage's slow spell.

time mage : this job was a success thanks to the thief though.

thief : me? ofcourse i am thief after all, stealthness is in my blood. sneaking was too easy. i stole the prince from the kidnapers.

King : thanks for rescuing my boy, i am so gracious to you all, as a reward you can have our generation's treasured sword.

young prince : hey thief i want to be like you when i grow up.

Great Job! you got 7000 and a Defender 2 (sword).

Bartender : Wow! thats a great adventure, you are now adventurer level 1!



Time mage : i had a great feeling really.

Ninja 1 : i along with my brother followed the time mage into sweegy woods.

Ninja 2 : we had along deeper into sweegy woods and passed it, at the end we were at a new area.

Ninja 1 : suddenly i sensed someone coming real fast at us.

Time mage : i had already began charging a slow spell for the approaching mystery.

Ninja 2 : i moved into the woods in sunken state. i was preparing to shoot my elemental gun to whatever that was coming towards us.

Ninja 1 : i was right behind the time mage in case of emergeny, and i also had shurikens prepared.

Time mage : then there we saw a large monster right infont of us, it was shouting, i immediately put slow spell on him, and it was a success.

Ninja 1 : it was also a close call as the running monster was slown just in time enough so that i can carry the time mage safely away from it.

Time mage : then i began charging haste spell for my members.

Ninja 2 : i quickly took the oppourtunity and shooted in the heart of that monster, but he was hardly hurt as he was still moving towards us albeit slowly.

Ninja 1 : i throwed two shurikens, one missed but the other hits the right eye of that monster.

Time mage : i hasted the ninjas.

Ninja 2 : due to the pain of the eye the monster was unable to concentrate, i took the opportunity and shooted another shot right in his face this time, and it worked as the monster was running away.

Ninja 1 : ofcourse i could not let it run away, i quickly throwed a katana, which slashed the monster's stomach. it was bleeding.

Time mage : i still had enough power left to charge a meteor on the monster, it took time, but since the monster was injured and thanks to the two ninja's help who were covering him, i finally charged the spell towards the monster.

Ninja 1 : after the spell attack the monster was as good as dead.

Ninja 2 : i confirmed it too and then we both decided to tie the dead monster and take it with us to the village people near sweegy woods to show them the proof.

Time mage : this job was a success thanks to our entire team's effort.

Ninja 1: anytime pal

Ninja 2 : yeah anytime pal.

Great Job! you got 5000 reward and a free dinner by the village people at night as a bonus.

Bartender : Wow! thats a great adventure! you are now adventurer level 2!

tatatadatatata.



Chemist 1 : we had a bad feeling about this whole treasure thing.

Chemist 2 : we stocked up real nice for any sort of emergency

Chemist 3 : we calculated our risks.

Chemist 1 : as soon as we entered the land, there was all sorts of treasures lying right infront of us and it spreaded everywhere in the land.

Chemist 2: as soon as i grabbed a shinning ring, something happened.

Chemist 3 : it was a cursed female lancer jumping towards us, she was like dead already.

Chemist 1 : i quickly calculated her jumping distance and decided to throw a spell. though it was a calculated risk it was well worth it as it hit her and she was dead again.

Chemist 2 : after that i again tried to grab the shinning ring, suddenly the dead rose again, and this time there were other dead beings amongst her being a dead samurai and a dead priest.

Chemist 3 : they were screaming, they were kinda guarding the entire place and it was scary.

Chemist 1 : i decided to throw phoneix down to get them down to the ground and it worked.

Chemist 2 : then we all decided to throw phoenix downs to the dead rising, and it worked wonders.

chemist 3 : however as soon as we thought it was over we show a group of weird monsters heading towards us.

chemist 1 : we decided to shoot those monsters down but they were quick.

Chemist 3 : they attacked us like hell, but thanks to auto potion we were counter healing ourselves however it was like more wounds and less healing.

Chemist 2 : i charged them with holy. that did stopped them for sometime.

Chemist 3 : i too charged them with holy and the monsters were slained.

Chemist 2 : i decided to grab the shinning ring again. but again there were more foes, this time it was the undead again.

Chemist 1 : after phoenix downing the undead we decided to check whether grabbing some other treasure would result into more enemy traps or not, and i decided to grab a shiny sword nearby, and bam! more of those weird monsters. we all charged all holy onto them, which killed them.

Chemist 3 : we were running sort of items so we decided to run away and not take anymore chances.

Chemist 1 : we were scared by this time and decided to abandon the treasure land.

mission failed! bad job?


chemists (all three of them) : whose idea was it to send us girls in this darn place damn it.

Bartender : it was not me it was your manager cdegrace_ girls.



alright

here is a fresh proposition, back on popular demand.

There is a mysterious person hanging around at bad desert, he is hurting everyone passing the bad desert, he seems to wear a mask, that is why he is mysterious, catch him up and clear the route.

4 days.
Chemist : i had a weird feeling about this!

Chemist : i was sent alone but i had a gun and i was confident.

Chemist : as soon as i landed my foot on bad desert, there was a mysterious environment around there.

Chemist : suddenly behind from some big cactus there came a mysterious person with a mysterious mask with mysterious symbols. he was talking in a mysterious language, well anyways thanks to the thief hat i was quick and with my ranged gun i shot at him, he was far but not too far, yet he evade my shot en shot.

Chemist : i got nervous as the mysterious person was running towards me hastily, i shot another shot, and bam the mysterious person was shoot. he was shot at stomach and he began bleeding quickly and heavily.

Chemist : then out of no where there was a mysterious change in the climate of the desert as there were sandstorms around there, taking this to his advantage the mysterious person got mysteriously vanished.

Chemist : i waited and checked around till the sandstorm was finished and there was no sign of that masker.

Chemist : i guessed i cleared the entire route.

Epilogue : days after the chemist's bravery there was no sign of the mysterious person's return at bad desert, it remains a mysterious so as who that mysterious person was and whether or not is that mysterious person alive, its a mystery why that mysterious person attacked people at bad desert, in the end its still a mystery.

Bartender : wow what an adventure you are now adventurer level 1!


Geomancer : i had a great feeling.

Calculator : i had already calculated the risk and i had already calculated the distances, i am a very calculated person anyway.

Monk : i was alert.

Geomancer : as soon as we reached sweegy woods i sensed movement.

Monk : i spot the kid, he was lying down.

Calculator : i calculated the distance from where we were and were the kid was lying.

Geomancer : we began running towards him.

Calculator : i noticed a monster coming near the lying kid.

Monk : i ran hard but that monster was too close to the kid by then, i quickly decided to use earth slash, it worked well as the monster was knocked backwards.

Geomancer : i quickly used the available territory spell against the knocked monster.

Calculator : i charge a calculated attack towards that monster, which worked enough good to hurt him and that made him ran away from us and that kid.

Geomancer : the kid was not unconscious he was only scared.

Monk : i sweetly called :here kid come with us we will take you to your mother: the kid hugged me and started crying mom mom.

Calculator : we went back through a short cut, a rather calculated short distance.

Monk : during our way back i eased the kid and ask about what happened, he said he saw a fairy and followed all the way to sweegy woods.

Geomancer: this job was a success thanks to the monk.

Monk : what me? well i like kids anyways.

Bartender : congratulations you got 4000 and a Fairy's Tear.

Bartender : what a rare treasure you found there, you are now treasure hunter level 3.

Monk : Fairy's Tear? so the kid was not lying after all.


sorry vamp you failed again. and please no more indirect soft porn.

Oracle : i had a bad feeling about his.

summoner : i was a bit scared

chemist : i was really scared.

oracle : we reached the part of the ocean where mermaid was supposedly seen. i then blinded myself and others.

summoner : i blindly summoned ramuh.

chemist : i was preparing the medicine for curing blindness.

ramuh : what is going on here, who do i attack the sea? oh my wait what a beautiful mermaid, how dare you summon me to attack such a beauty, i will attack you and your comrades feel the spark.

Summoner : oh ow ow.

oracle : help i am shocked i cannot see

chemist : you fool how can i cure you now that we are blind. ow hey i am shocked and i think i am am all black.

oracle : we faded.

chemist : when i was awake i found myself alone, those two were missing, but i took my whole life in my own hands and i decided to ran, yes i ran away leaving my teammates where they were.

Bartender : stupid fools you were not supposed to kill the mermaid, you were supposed to search for her and find the truth behind the missing persons. o well bad job?