God found in God Canyon

[LastingDawn]

Apparently our generics in FFT are as dumb as their proposition returns would lead us to believe, other then sounding witty when they're casting a spell, they aren't really that smart. Here are a few excerpts from their Proposition report in the Normal FFT PSX version.

The Lord was seen at God Canyon! We were excavating in God ravine, searching for ore. When we dug about 30 sectas, we found a Catacomb. Then a man with light beaming from his clothes appeared in front of us as we built a shrine and prayed before it. We stood speechless and the man disappeared into the distance. Was it God...?

Yeah... it gets worse...

Wyberns Annihilated!
 Authorities have said the 'Golden Gotsko' has taken over the bandits, 'The Wyberns'.

And then...

Ship Casino, Black Jack
The Casino ship, Black Hack is at the port of Warjilis. It's equipped with all types of gambling items including slot machines and a Black Jack table.

My personal favorite...

Cannibalistic Plant
We confirmed the existence of the man-eating plant, 'Rafurshva", the giant flower that grows in the north. Its diameter is 5 sectas. We found the carnivorous plant while collecting other plants. Sensing our presence, the giant Rafuresheva attacked us with its leaf. But, we managed to escape. This is truly a historical discovery and it will stimulate the academic world.

So our generics do not only fail at stringing sentences together, but also have very short term memories, I guess that's because they met God at God Canyon...

[Jacob31593]

your mom will stimulate the academic world

[DarthPaul]

Yea that's why I prefer brain over brawn..........strong people seem to always have a problem with the simplest tasks.............dumbasses.

And the mages have no excuse they should just kill themselves.

[Jacob31593]

the generics just dont do the cooking by the book

[kinneas123]

No wonder you have to tell them how to do EVERYTHING

[Archael]

rofl

I can't get over Wyberns

hahahahaaha

WYBERNS!!!

[Cheetah]

God Canyon is hilarious. You should get the quotes from WotL and compare them

[Dokurider]

lol wordfilter

[DarthPaul]

This is a much better thread now.

[Kaijyuu]

I remember reading all these years back. The bad translation hit full force on some of them.

One of the proposition descriptions (the ones you can read in brave story after completing them) was nigh incomprehensible. I think it was the second blackjack/setzer one.