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What FF: Crisis Core taught me...

Started by CidIII, March 12, 2009, 04:08:17 am

CidIII

March 12, 2009, 04:08:17 am Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by CidIII
Zack is cooler than Cloud because Cloud is a massive pussy.

Tifa is hotter than Aeris (Aerith??wtf??).

Hojo is a crazy motherfuckin asshole.

Why doesn't Cloud try to bang Tifa in FF7 she is hot!!1
I refuse to play Final Fantasy Tactics again until I am able to do my FF6 patch! And, FFT 1.3 doesn't technically count as FFT: so there!

DarthPaul

March 12, 2009, 08:57:10 am #1 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
You can go on a date with Tifa and if I am right..........FF7 was not God of War.

No implied fucking for you.

Go to jail do not pass GO do not collect FFH 1.3.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Dokurider

March 12, 2009, 10:34:06 am #2 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Dokurider
Quote from: "CidIII"Zack is cooler than Cloud because Cloud is a massive pussy.

Tifa is hotter than Aeris (Aerith??wtf??).

Hojo is a crazy motherfuckin asshole.

Why doesn't Cloud try to bang Tifa in FF7 she is hot!!1

Because Clould loev the cock and will dress up to get it.

Dominic NY18

March 12, 2009, 11:56:42 am #3 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Dominic NY18
They did fuck in FFVII...

Asmo X

March 12, 2009, 12:26:24 pm #4 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Asmo X
Yeah I thought it was pretty well-established that Cloud is a flaming homo.

DarthPaul

March 12, 2009, 12:54:52 pm #5 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Quote from: "Dominic NY18"They did fuck in FFVII...





.......................................WHAT?!?!?!? WHEN?!?!?!?! EXPLAIN YOURSELF DOM!!!!!
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Dokurider

March 12, 2009, 01:00:51 pm #6 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Dokurider
Quote from: "Dominic NY18"They didn't do fuck but whine in FFVII...
fixed

akwikone

March 12, 2009, 03:06:00 pm #7 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by akwikone
Quote from: "ph33rb0t"
Quote from: "Dominic NY18"They did fuck in FFVII...





.......................................WHAT?!?!?!? WHEN?!?!?!?! EXPLAIN YOURSELF DOM!!!!!


end of disk 2, everyone watched them from the highwind

Dominic NY18

March 12, 2009, 03:08:23 pm #8 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Dominic NY18
You "fixed" my statement and made a grammatical error while doing so?

I'm going to explain this once to you Doku. Never[/b] alter my words. You would do well to remember that.

As for when, it was the Highwind scene at the end of Disc 2. It's obvious that's what happened when the screen went dark and it explains Tifa's embarrassment when they boarded the Highwind and discovered everyone saw them.

6divide9

March 12, 2009, 04:12:19 pm #9 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by 6divide9
Heard he has one hell of a Materia Blade

Zozma

March 12, 2009, 04:19:37 pm #10 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Zozma
huh you can take tifa on the gc date? umm cloud took barret with him when i played :o
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Wiegraf: Draw your sword Ramza!
Ramza: But im a monk!!

CidIII

March 12, 2009, 04:20:21 pm #11 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by CidIII
haha
I refuse to play Final Fantasy Tactics again until I am able to do my FF6 patch! And, FFT 1.3 doesn't technically count as FFT: so there!

Dokurider

March 13, 2009, 12:18:18 pm #12 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Dokurider
Quote from: "Dominic NY18"I get bent out of shape and try to muscle people with his new modship over people making small shitty jokes.

philsov

March 13, 2009, 12:50:10 pm #13 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by philsov
Quote from: "Dokurider"I like my phallic headgear
Just another rebel plotting rebellion.

Dominic NY18

March 13, 2009, 01:01:58 pm #14 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Dominic NY18
Quote from: "Dokurider"I take things said in the Spam forum seriously and miss any humor behind them.

I wasn't being serious before, but let me be serious now when I say no one got bent out of shape over your damn joke. I recognized it for what it was and made what I thought would be a slightly humorous response. YOU got bent out of shape over my response. Or did you forget that this is the Spam forum?

And muscle you over how? What the hell can I honestly do to you? LOL @ you thinking I'm using my "modship" to muscle people over jokes. I don't know about you, but I'm hardly the type to get big headed over being a mod on a internet forum.

/end seriousness[/i]

Dokurider

March 13, 2009, 02:59:50 pm #15 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Dokurider
I guess it was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

Dominic NY18

March 14, 2009, 12:18:56 am #16 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Dominic NY18
Whether you found it humorous or not, I really don't care. Point is it wasn't a serious response and you shouldn't have taken it seriously.

Kaijyuu

March 14, 2009, 12:44:18 am #17 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Kaijyuu
Was this a theater stage? I don't see a reason to be dramatic, otherwise.
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DarthPaul

March 14, 2009, 09:37:00 am #18 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
But my friend, thoust would surely have been bored, had thou not watchesed the drama that is our friend, the good Rider of Dokus.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Redux

March 14, 2009, 10:19:14 am #19 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Redux
God Damn Drama. I hate it. Now stop. please? This is a spam thread so MUHUHAHAHAHa i beat cuchulin. or queklain. Whatever hes called.