Final Fantasy Hacktics

June 15th: I heard that you can access the internet from the mobile but I'm wondering how can you see something on that small screen. Anyway I didn't know that Nokia 2110 is so advanced.

June 16th: It's obvious, I need an internet account on my phone. I called for it and the miss I was talking to was so sweet that I forgot what I had to say.

June 17th: That miss called me today to tell me that my internet account on the phone was activated. I think it was already activated but she just wanted to look smart on the phone.

June 19th: This is really weird. Someone told me that you can access the internet from a computer. What am I gonna do with my phone account now?? Gosh...you have to be a genius to know all this stuff. I'll call again.

June 20th: She told me I need a modem. This seems really impossible. Does she think I'm stupid??

June 22nd: I bought the modem but I don't know if I should connect it to the LCD or scanner...

June 23rd: The 9 year old kid from the next door installed it for me. It still doesn't work though.

June 25th: The same kid got me on Firefox. I thought I'm accessing the internet not "Firefox". Anyway this dude is really smart. I think he's some kind of a genius.

June 27th: The same kid told me how to navigate on the internet. I told him he's a genius. He told me he is, compared with me. I don't know what he meant...

June 28th: Today I tried to chat with other people but it's still not working. I think I need a microphone.

July 1st: A WEIRD THINK HAPPENED TODAY. ALL THE LETTERS GOT BIG AND UGLY. I THINK I NEED ANOTHER KEYPAD FOR THE INTERNET. I CALLED GENERAL ELECTRIC AND I TOLD THEM THAT I'M NOT PLEASED WITH MY KEYPAD BECAUSE IT'S NOT COMPATIBLE WITH THE INTERNET. THE GUY I WAS TALKING TO CALLED ME AN IDIOT AND TOLD ME THAT THERE'S A CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON MY KEYPAD. I TOLD HIM I DON'T CARE OF ANY BUTTON AS LONG AS MY LETTERS ARE STILL BIG. I TOLD HIM I WANT ANOTHER KEYPAD AND HE TOLD ME THAT ALL OF THEM HAVE THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON. I THINK THAT I'M A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON IF THE GUY TOLD THE OTHERS AROUND HIM TO LISTEN TO THE CONVERSATION.

July 5th: I think I've finally got the perfect keypad. This one woRKS GREAT. OH CRAP I THINK THIS ONE BROKE TOO!!!

July 6th: EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT WORLD WIDE WEB. I DIDN'T KNOW SPIDERS GROW THAT LARGE...

July 8th: A DUDE TOLD ME ABOUT "FAQ" AND I TOLD HIM TO SUCK MY ****. HE THOUGHT THAT IF HE CHANGED THE LETTERS I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND...IDIOT

July 10th: AN IDIOT TOLD ME TO STOP SCREAMING. I'M NOT EVEN TALKING, I'M TYPING. I'M WONDERING WHY THESE KIND OF IDIOTS ARE ALLOWED TO SURF THE INTERNET.

July 13th: WHAT DOES CAPS LOCK do if it no letter appears when I'm trying it? I think it's just another feature to make me pay more money for the keypad.

July 15th: I finally managed to repair the keypad but I still don't know how...

July 16th: I finally found out what a forum is. I wrote in all of them. I even have a signature, 4 pages long including my favorite songs lyrics. I think of adding that story that I really like.

July 18th: One guy told me to use Google to browse the internet. I searched almost everywhere in My Computer for it but no help. I think I'll ask him for the CD to install Google. Anyway I asked on every forum where Google is.

July 20th: No one answered to my question. Probably they haven't seen it.

July 21th: My signature has 8 pages now. I'm still surprised I got no answer to my question until today.

July 22th: Someone blocked and banned my account. The internet is full of idiots....

I don't have the time to make a anagram for how fucking funny that was.

BB, i have never laughed so hard at a noob trying to work the internet...

thank you, sir, for the great lol

LOL! NP! Just someting I wanted to share.

Hilarious... just hilarious... XD

Lulz.

Sounds much too stupid for me to believe. Great find.

The last line is great

QuoteThe internet is full of idiots....

This sounds like my mother's first foray into the WORLD WIDE WEB OF SPIDERS.

QuoteJuly 5th: I think I've finally got the perfect keypad. This one woRKS GREAT. OH CRAP I THINK THIS ONE BROKE TOO!!!

I literally had to go to the bathroom for fear of ruining my pants at this line.

When I saw this diary, I was like WTF ROFL!

Damn... There go my clean pants... rofl I love it.

Time to burn your pants. Gotta get a new pair of pants.

*roasts weenies over the flames of her jeans*

*walks in...* What smells like weenies and urine...?

Don't worry after a couple of weenies you forget about the urine.

*stops chewing*

What urine?

... That's even more gross than I originally thought...

Hey...How'd you get my online diary...?

Quote from: "Llednar"Hey...How'd you get my online diary...?

I have ANCIENT POWERS. I am part human part god.

And I am 3/5ths made of ice.   Woo hoo *melts in hot water*