Final Fantasy Hacktics

It makes sense, but it is still pretty sad that she can't write anything that isn't copypasta from The Book of Moron.  Really, Jesus teleported to America, and all Native Americans have dark skin because they hate god? Yeah... NO.

Edit: Cool.  God gets turned into St. Ajora... But when you see this, it will be redundant.

that's because god is god.  duh.

I thought St. Ajora was more of a Jesus counterpart than G___O___D?

Actually, St. Ajora is pretty much Jesus, just turned into a girl.

Well, evil Jesus.

Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Well, SEXY evil FEMALE Jesus.

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Sexy? I dunno I thought Altima 1 was kinda bleh. The hair-wings especially.

SCREW THE HAIR SHE HAZ BEWBS!

First time through, I thought Saint Ajora was more akin to Joan of Arc... It never occurred to me at the age of 12 that she was a Crystal Dragon Jesus.

Quote from: "Kill_Bones"I thought St. Ajora was more of a Jesus counterpart than G___O___D?

G0dhead, son.  G0dhead.

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For Dave:

If I was that baby, can I file for Child Abuse later on?

I hope that's a girl, or their life is FUCKED.

I hope that is a temporary tattoo, cause if not, that is fucking sick.  Why is taste so rare in the world?  I fear that my intolerance of idiocy will spread to my children, and they too will have very few friends because of it.

I swear to god, I am not THAT smart, but so many people are just so stupid, that I can't help but feel superior.

That link brings up an important topic.

Menstration.

Let me say that again.

Menstration.

How does menstration fit in the vampire mythos?  Do female vampires menstrate?  Can you become a vampire by drinking it?  Can a vampire live of the mense of a human woman, or is it "dead blood"?

And don't vampires already have blood wings?

I imagine that a female vampire's reproductive days are over, hence no menses.

Also, gross.

the book addresses it. Female vampires are sterile since theyre *frozen* in time and its a cycle thing. male vampires are still reproductive because once a male can make babies, he can ALWAYS make babies.

Doesn't that sound just like the kind of misogynistic bullshit that Moronism advocates?

No...?

You need a blog or something Dave. 3/4 of your replies that I've seen have been religion bashing. You need an out for this sort of thing.