Uncle Buck

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

The setup:

You and your significant other have to go somewhere for between two weeks and a month.  You have three children - a girl age 17, a boy age 8, and a girl age 6.  You will have only limited landline phone contact with your children and their keepers during this time.  In these circumstances, given only two choices, who would you rather watch your kids?

Here are the people you must choose to watch your kids.  Each number is an either/or scenario; there is no mixing between numbers, each number should be considered a separate trip.

1. Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?
2. Charlie Sheen or O.J. Simpson?
3. Sarah Palin or Fred Durst?
4. Bill Clintion or G.W. Bush
5. Donald Trump or Paris Hilton
6. R.Kelly or Marilyn Manson  //Marilyn Manson?  He's fucking tame.  R. Kelly or John Waters, now that's a comparison.  FYI, John Waters is a gay dude who looks like a pedo.

My picks:
1. Mel Gibson.  He's crazy, but still less creepy than Tom.
2. I don't know.  OJ, I guess.  I'd rather my kids hang out with a murderer and listen to his tales of his innocence than do their first line of blow, have sex with a diseased whore, and watch a maniac beat the crap out of his wife.  That and I think Uncle Charlie might have a bit of pedo in him.
3.  This is a tough one.  If I didn't have a 17 year old daughter, I'd say Durst, but I want to protect my younger children from mental contagion (religion) and, in hindsight, I think Fred Durst is such a pussy that my 17 year old daughter can kick his ass, so I'm going with Durst.

Please add your own scenarios and I'll add them to this post.

[Mando]

1. I'd go with Tom Cruise at least he wont try and reenact Passion of the Christ using my kids. Plus Tom Cruise has adopted a child before and I think that is turning out "ok".

2. O.J. outside the whole court thing... he seems ok. I guess he could teach the kids how to not making a crap t.v show AKA "Juiced".

3. I'd go with Palin... here is why. She is dumb enough that even the the 6 year old will know not to listen to her. Otherwise I know she would be harmless, hell she might even show them Russia from her back yard. <- LOL

Extra scenarios:
4. Bill Clintion or G.W. Bush
5. Donald Trump or Paris Hilton
6. R.Kelly or Marilyn Manson

[Lijj]

How can you guys say OJ's ok. he's a sick beast.
1. Mel Gibson- he'd take the kids to Disneyland or something.
2. Charlie Sheen- he's the man. Doubt he'd pull something with the teen girl.
3. Sheesh.. Durst takes the cake for the ultimate douche so Palin I guess.
4. Clinton; though both are into some whack shite.
5. Donald Trump. I'd be afraid of Paris influencing my daughter too much
6. R. Kelly raped a 14 yr old girl so I'd go with M. Manson who actually seems inteligent as well.

[GeneralStrife]

How can you guys say OJ's ok. he's a sick beast.
1. Mel Gibson- he'd take the kids to Disneyland or something.
2. Charlie Sheen- he's the man. Doubt he'd pull something with the teen girl.
3. Sheesh.. Durst takes the cake for the ultimate douche so Palin I guess.
4. Clinton; though both are into some whack shite.
5. Donald Trump. I'd be afraid of Paris influencing my daughter too much
6. R. Kelly raped a 14 yr old girl so I'd go with M. Manson who actually seems inteligent as well.

The Lijster summed this up pretty good.