Learning resources?

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

I want to learn modern Hebrew, and google failed me.  No free PDF textbooks, no megauploads of learning software, nothing.  And the nearest synagogue is 40 miles away.

[GeneralStrife]

http://www.omniglot.com/writing/hebrew.htm

How bouts that? That's the alphabet at least  looking at it for 3 seconds.

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

I don't want to make another topic that will probably just get one response anyways, so here it is.

YOUR REVENGE FANTASY

ITT, we talk about our revenge fantasies - legal ones - and discuss methods.

I'd make a fake video or image of someone abusing a cat and leak it to 4chan.  How could I do this if I only know this group of people from the internet?