Need Red Mage Jokes

[SentinalBlade]

Im making a t-shirt. I already got one side(the front) with the black mage and a common joke about them, but i need something witty for the red mage on the back. any suggestions?

[Kaijyuu]

They go both ways?

[SentinalBlade]

I was thinking of something along that lines, but it doesnt fit since redmages can do more than just black/white magic...

I was thinking of;

Schizophrenia never looked so awesome!

but im not sure how well it would do...any thoughts?

[Skip Sandwich]

WWRMD?

[Zalge]

"Yeah man, I can handle two [Monsters] at once."
refering to Double cast that Redmages have in a large amount of games.

[CidIII]

That's a lot to squeeze on the back of a fucking t-shirt.

*EDIT*
Ah never mind I didn't see the quotes I thought the whole thing was it, including the explanation, haha.

"It's easy going both ways when you have a huge sword."
-referring to the ability of a Red Mage to use a sword, but also a sexual innuendo to a large penis which would compliment the statement of "going both ways".

[Xifanie]

"Look! I can handle three swords at a time." Red Mage with 2 swords + main sword.

[philsov]

Knife, curing, screwdriver, scissors, damage spells, wine bottle opener, melee, laser pointer....

... what?

[SentinalBlade]

Its only a large, i couldnt fit much on it; i went with this

[Zalge]

Wait, why is he schizophrenic? is this supposed to be based off 8-bit theatre? =P (i've never read it)

[ArkDelgato]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmi_7udj ... annel_page

Just because it is relevant to this topic.

[SentinalBlade]

Schizoprhrenic? because when i played ff1 red mage, you only get 3 spots for each level of spell, but had 8 spells to choose from

Red Mage always struck me as having multiple personalities. Fighting, White Magic, Black Magic. I never really made a good, well rounded red mage. everytime i played a red mage came out having more white magic than black magic, or vice versa.

Also; Excellent video. its been on my zune since the day it was posted.

[Zalge]

I'm gunna have to download that video once I get my new computer.

[philsov]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmi_7udjaSE&feature=channel_page

Just because it is relevant to this topic.

1 - That's AWESOME

2 - Ruse is caster-only!