Pokemon's Truth? - A theoretical insight

[CidIII]

Fucking neo-freudians ruining Pokemon.

The whole theory is a rationalization to make sense of the unrealistic world of Pokemon. The person who developed the theory is having a conflict between his childhood and maturity. This conflict reveals him to be unable to cope with the fact that Pokemon is actually a childrens anime which is a poorly scripted piece of shit, that virtually makes no sense. Thus, he crafts a clever theory which is highly based on assumptions that the people who made Pokemon actually drafted out a 700 page thrilling novel detailing the mental conflicts of the comatose ten year old Ash Ketchum, before releasing it to an elementary school audience, whom they knew would obviously have extensive knowledge of psychology and would be able to grasp the complexity that is Pokemon. In this theory all plot holes and inconsistencies are explained by mental blocks, or because Brock never gets any pussy.

[DarthPaul]

Cid buddy it's a joke.

Everyone knows Pokemon is fiction and doesn't need to make sense.

We just like making fun of the anime.

[CidIII]

People don't write 3,000+ word theories on Pokemon that aren't funny as a "joke".

[Kaijyuu]

Yes, yes they do.

[Archael]

People don't write 3,000+ word theories on Pokemon that aren't funny as a "joke".

I agree with CidIII

pokemon and the guy who wrote this are both fagg0ts

[DarthPaul]

And I don't disagree Arch.

[CidIII]

Sure it's a believable theory, but as philsov almost showed anything with a good amount of characters can be plugged into the theory and it will be believable to a person who wants to believe it.

Sort of like horoscopes or "psychics".

[DarthPaul]

Sure it's a believable theory, but as philsov almost showed anything with a good amount of characters can be plugged into the theory and it will be believable to a person who wants to believe it.

Sort of like horoscopes or "psychics".

I think philsov was just madlibbing for laughs.

Which it got.

Though you are right you can dig really deep into anything and reveal a "gem" that doesn't even exist.

[Archael]

And I don't disagree Arch.

I did not say you disagree

I wasn't even quoting one of your posts

are you posting just for postings sake again?

please stop spamming

[ffzman]

Sure it's a believable theory, but as philsov almost showed anything with a good amount of characters can be plugged into the theory and it will be believable to a person who wants to believe it.

Sort of like horoscopes or "psychics".

Someone please tell me I'm not the only one that initially read psychics as physics and went "wait wtf?"

[CidIII]

It is a give and take quality of human beings.

A quality that allows us to create and love, but also spawns hatred and makes us look like fools.

[ffzman]

And I don't disagree Arch.

I did not say you disagree

I wasn't even quoting one of your posts

are you posting just for postings sake again?

please stop spamming

Yeah stop spamming, what is this, some kind of spam forum or something?

[CidIII]

Someone please tell me I'm not the only one that initially read psychics as physics and went "wait wtf?"

Well, physics doesn't exist either.

[DarthPaul]

I did not say you disagree

Did I say you did?

Fail

I wasn't even quoting one of your posts

So what is your point.

R-tard.

are you posting just for postings sake again?

Does that even matter anymore? This is spam.

Idiot. GOD!

please stop spamming

Only after you do.


I don't see why you do this if you are going to lose.

[Archael]

I did not say you disagree

Did I say you did?

Fail

what? you posted to say that you don't disagree

who the fuck does that

I wasn't even quoting one of your posts

So what is your point.

R-tard.

you were talking to me

except I wasn't talking to you

are you posting just for postings sake again?

Does that even matter anymore? This is spam.

Idiot. GOD!

there's spamming and there's quality spamming

Only after you do.

my posts, while in the spam forum, actually say stuff besides "ok" and "I agree" "I disagree"

I don't see why you do this if you are going to lose.

in order to tree quote, you have to actually have something worth saying

[Goomba]

...Now the most important question in this thread is why Arch would wait until now to get on Paul's case about the lack of content in his posts when he's been doing this forever. It's nothing new. We should accept people's quirks as part of who they are and live in harmony.


It's like Vanya's ^_^s and TRC's >_>s. We grow used to it.

[CidIII]

We should write a fantasy novel.

[Archael]

are you kidding me

I've been on his case forever about that lol

[philsov]

Sure it's a believable theory, but as philsov almost showed anything with a good amount of characters can be plugged into the theory and it will be believable to a person who wants to believe it.

!

I was being serious!

Chapter 1 rocked.  Then fort zeakden happened and all this holy stone/zodiac demon postmodern BS started getting splattered everywhere.

And then at the end Ramza is seen on a chocobo!  All has been reconciled!

[DarthPaul]

are you kidding me

I've been on his case forever about that lol

He has. It is mostly on IRC and he doesn't mean it. I think he's used to it and just feels like spamming me about it every once in a while.