BastardPoetry's Past as 4Channer Troll Reputation Destroyer

[Archael]

In light of recent events, we have learned from BP himself that the reason he is now a
C A R E - B E A R is because of his EVIL PAST as a 4Channer!!

This thread is to discuss what he was once like, as an entity, worse than Asmo, worse than 4Chan itself, worse than all internets...
Let us speculate about the mysterious backround of the enigmatic figure known as BASTARD POETRY!

[Bastard Poetry]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[Archael]

Wouldn't you like to know?

yes

by the sounds of it

it was some hardcore shit you were involved in

EDIT: AWESOME avatar



rad/10

EDIT2: Perhaps it is time you went back to your Scandinavian metal roots and started busting some skulls w/ us

[Bastard Poetry]

I have been cleansed by the purging fires of Asmolten lava.

My first decree:

Play nice with your friends and share expressions of joy and happiness,
or else I will hollow you out and extend your wretched corpse forth as
an offering to be used as a prophylactic by thorn-cocked Galbuth the
Rampant in the lowest rung of Islamic Hell.

[Archael]

I have been cleansed by the purging fires of Asmolten lava.

you mean  you got married  

[gojoe]

white tea would help

[plainswalker18]

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[Bastard Poetry]

My wife drinks white tea.



So you're both tea drinkers, are you?



Wait till she finds out about this.

spoiler

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

[DarthPaul]

...........................................................................................

I drink tea...............................................

[gojoe]

yes but only white tea gives you super powers...... shit said too much

[dwib]

I dislike tea. I think whole milk is where it is at.

[CidIII]

Are we talking about Lipton White Tea?

[SentinalBlade]

hopefully not cid, that stuff isnt strong enough, its just hot water :/

[gojoe]

lipton white bottled tea if i dont have time to brew my own

[6divide9]

I heard BP once trolled an entire country

[Bastard Poetry]

My second decree:

I'm feeling beastly and belligerent.
Bring forth mugs of juice and honeydew.
Let us drink to friendship and hugs!
(Don't drink the juice, it's fucking poisoned).

[Zyro]

My second decree:

I'm feeling beastly and belligerent.
Bring forth mugs of juice and honeydew.
Let us drink to friendship and hugs!
(Don't drink the juice, it's fucking poisoned).

Good thing I brought Baileys with me.
So what is your Care-bear name?
Are you the equivalent of Apocalypse Pony?

[Archael]

lmao apocalypse pony

that was great

thanks for reminding me

[Zyro]

It was amazing.