Rules

[Xifanie]

- Post with less than 100 words = 1 week account suspension
- Post with more than 5000 words =  1 week account suspension
- Having a remotely big signature = Permanent Ban
- Having a gay avatar/signature = Permanent Ban
- Swearing/Cursing (does not apply to me) = Permanent Ban
- Talking about religion in any form except for St. Ajora = Permanent Ban
- Criticism as if may hurt a noob's feelings = Permanent Ban
- Total of 10% of more posts in spam = 1 week account suspension (then recheck after 24 hours)
- Giving a stupid idea = 2 weeks account suspension
- Anything remotely off topic in any topic except for spam = Permanent Ban
- Complaining about the rules = Permanent Ban + Region IP ban + ur mum banned

More rules may be added without notice and you may be banned before the rule is even created so watch your ass

[Dormin Jake]

In before some animals being more equal than others.

In order to fluff this post out to 100 words, this sentence will be repeated.
In order to fluff this post out to 100 words, this sentence will be repeated.
In order to fluff this post out to 100 words, this sentence will be repeated.
In order to fluff this post out to 100 words, this sentence will be repeated.
In order to fluff this post out to 100 words, this sentence will be repeated.
In order to fluff this post out to 100 words, this sentence will be repeated.

Fin~

[Archael]

great rules there! I like your view!

*gets suspended*

[Llednar]

Yay Ajora Soks!

*gets suspended...then destroyed by nuclear attack*

[DarthPaul]

Zort.

*Suspended*

[Cottage Cheese]

Hmm... I have no avatar... Does that mean I'm...?

*Permanently banned*

Shit!

*Permanently banned*

So, any1 watch the Superbowl?

*Permanently banned*

Oh, Jesus...

*Permanently banned*

... Wait a sec... That wasn't 100 words, was it?

....*Suspended*

[Llednar]

You know what'd be funny (or not), was if he inacted those restrictions.

[DarthPaul]

^Suspended.

[Cottage Cheese]

Um... If Zodiac actually enforced these restrictions, I'd be banned four times over, not to mention suspended as well. Wait, scratch that. I'd be suspended TWO times over, because this post is definitely not going to be above 100 words, and I'm too lazy to write more.


^ Banned, suspended, etc.

[VincentCraven]

I don't know if you guys realized, but I believe that Zodiac was being serious about this whole banning thing.

Zodiac is a busy man, and he doesn't have time to be reading so many short, meaningless posts to keep his site in check.  If it can be said in less than 100 words, the post is not worth using up bandwidth for, and should be withheld.  On the flip side, anything longer than 5000 words is obviously wasteful, superfluous typing that will 99% of the time be full of garbage.  Get to the point, but be descriptive, FFHers!  Also, if you haven't noticed, there are too many "bad eggs" entering our community that eat our bandwidth and make our forum rather convoluted.  The reality of the situation is that this site isn't free.  The more people banned, the more clean our forum will be, and the less we'll have to spend on meaningless garbage.

Soon enough, we shall have a site of only the most clear, clean minded individuals, and we shall cast away those who hold us down.  With Zodiac at the forefront of our efforts, soon all of FFT will be under our control.  BUT he can't lead us if you get him sick off of talking about ********! Zodiac has ******** intolerance and cannot digest it very well.

While you may think it's all fun and games now, don't say you weren't warned before you find yourself banned from the site.  And for the love of St. Ajora, don't complain about the rules!!!

[dwib]

I now see how communism becomes a dictatorship

[Xifanie]

Ah screw it I'm gonna ban you guys tomorrow

[DarthPaul]

So where does that leave a ph33rb0t?

[Xifanie]

a ph33rb0t has to spread around the ph33r of da rulez

[DarthPaul]

Uh.....huh.....okay then *Spreads ph33r*

[tithin]

I tihnk like 3/4 of my posts are in the spam forum.

The other quarter are actually useful.

[SentinalBlade]

posts in spam shouldnt matter..

it doesnt increase your post count anymore...

[Ant]

Dude, you can't ban my mum! That's outrageous!

- Complaining about the rules = Permanent Ban + Region IP ban + ur mum banned

Oh, the irony...

[Redux]

Ah screw it I'm gonna ban you guys tomorrow

Motion to ban Zodiac for not posting with 100+ words in his post. Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  Muhuhuhaha I'm such a jerk.  No ban for me. =)

[DarthPaul]

^Comp nuking ban!