Perls of the Chat.

[SentinalBlade]

<Sentinalblade> ima test it out in a second after i fix my snake
<SnowHazard> Ok.
<Sentinalblade> feed* red tail boa >.> not anything dirty
<SnowHazard> I was not assuming.
<Voldemort> wow
<Voldemort> u have a snake? cool
<melonhead> ur mom fixed my snake
<Philsov> defanged it, from what I heard

melonhead speaks, but if its not regarding something perverted or lolworthy, he remains silent. rarely even speaking of his work on the patcher..

The proof is in the perversion!

[SentinalBlade]

<Voldemort> how u mean copy paste into 1 master thing?
<Voldemort> lol
<melonhead> MASTER THING
<Voldemort> omg
<Voldemort> what master thing?
<Voldemort> im so confuse
<melonhead> I don't know


This second one is related to this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeqRk3rSdaw


,SentinalBlade>wtf is with the guys in me and my katamari costumes?
<philsov> 1
<Voldemort> 1!?
<Cheetah> the girl with the tomato head is HOT
<Voldemort> 1!?
<Cheetah> jking
<philsov> 1!!!!

[Asmo X]

<melonhead> i need an icon of a moogle having an orgasm
<@Zodiac> male or female?
<melonhead> lol

[SentinalBlade]

<SnowHazard> 11 packs of 12 for $20.
<Celdia> Ye gods, man.
<SentinalBlade> holy fuck snow
<SentinalBlade> where the hell do you shop!?!
<Celdia> That's not a sale. Its robbery.
<SentinalBlade> black market?
<SnowHazard> I took one look and was like "SOLD."
<Nagafen> *Nods sagely* Right. I love to come up with ideas, and I very., very rarely try and sprite. I like to text edit as well.
<Celdia> Was that how it was being marketed? 11 for $20? Or did it just come out to that?
<SnowHazard> Some poor ma-and-pa store that was closing down from the economy.
<Celdia> That'd do it.
<SentinalBlade> D:
<Celdia> Liquidation for the winning fail.
<SnowHazard> And went thrift-store so I took all their cokes.
<SentinalBlade> you guys here when i told you that walmart is closing here in panama City?
<SnowHazard> I AM DRINKING THE TEARS OF OLD PEOPLE in a sense.
<SentinalBlade> ahahaha
<Celdia> That amuses me.
<Celdia> Haha Snow
<Celdia> Hat's terrible.
<SentinalBlade> thats going in the perls

[Xifanie]

<Wareya> IMMA BE RICH AND FAMOUS WHEN I GROW UP
<Wareya> XD
<Wareya>
<Wareya> im sad
<Wareya> *cry*
<Zodiac> faggot
<Voldemort> faggot!
<Souy> faggot

[Archael]

[Dokurider]

I would've laughed if she sent you old man tits.

[SentinalBlade]

This perl contains images inappriopriate for children under teh age of 17.

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<SentinalBlade> http://i41.tinypic.com/hu3675.png
<Souy> Zodiac: progresseses come on friday
<SentinalBlade> this pic is for all the pr0nage out there
<@Zodiac> omg wtf
<Wareya> LOL
<SnowHazard[Foraging]> ARGH
<Souy> i came
<@Zodiac> monk rape!?
<Wareya> SB, RAEP
<SentinalBlade> why not? caur's need love to!
<SnowHazard[Foraging]> I knew that image's alphanumeric sequence!
<SnowHazard[Foraging]> WHY DID I CLICK IT ANYWAY
<SentinalBlade> haha
<Souy> someone should log this stuff + paste in spam

[SentinalBlade]

Rather long one, so ima post it in a spoiler.

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<SentinalBlade> brownies, gaming, hot^-^ shes got it all
<Kokojo> yarr
<Kokojo> YARR i sure won't be walking a plank tonight, m'lady ! (Pirate voice)
<SentinalBlade> if i wasnt taken and had posted a picture of my gf in the photoalbum, i might take a hit...older ladies = win(to a point of old) and im young, i got the stamina~
<SentinalBlade> lol
* Kokojo uses decrepify on SentinalBlade
<Kokojo> how is your stamina now ?
<SentinalBlade> dude
<SentinalBlade> i got reflect rings
<SentinalBlade> hows yours?
<Kokojo> It's an assasin skill, physical.
<SentinalBlade> does matter man, reflect rings cancel: Petrify, Dead, Silence, and Decrepify
<SentinalBlade> regardless
<Kokojo> Mmm. I sense hacking.
* SentinalBlade does a few pelvus thrusts
<SentinalBlade> i think im good to go
<SentinalBlade> lol
* Kokojo (Cadet39@69-196-168-227.dsl.teksavvy.com) Quit (Quit: ARRGGGGGGGGGGG)
* Cadet44 (Cadet44@69-196-168-227.dsl.teksavvy.com) has joined #FFH
<SentinalBlade> hey, its what i do koko, you cant expect me not to, right?
<SentinalBlade> lol
* Cadet44 is now known as Kokojo
<Kokojo> brrr
<Kokojo> Just keep out of my thighs next time
<SentinalBlade> :)
<Kokojo> well..
<Kokojo> i got your mom !
<Kokojo> You've been Kokojowned !
<SentinalBlade> dude
<Kokojo> okay, i suck
<SentinalBlade> rofl
* Playtendo (Playtendo@h66-112-188-92.mcsnet.ca) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<SentinalBlade> i still love you kok <3
<SentinalBlade> i mean
<SentinalBlade> koko

Celdia started this. but she didnt post throughout the entire thing...did she enjoy it? turned on? disgusted? the world may never know!

[Celdia]

I didn't really care, I had just gone to get my dinner/breakfast/lunch. And now I'm eating so I still don't care. Yeay food!

[DarthPaul]

Lol Kokojowned!

[SentinalBlade]

<Kokojo> I AM 14 AND AROUSED
<melonhead> I AM AROUSED BECAUSE YOU ARE 14
<Kokojo> i am joking with the kokojowned thing
<Kokojo> I am...
<Kokojo> WHAT
<Kokojo> mommy
<Celdia> Hahahahahaha

[DarthPaul]

........uhhh.......go melonhead.........

[SentinalBlade]

Ive got proof kokojo is gay!

not for the faint of heart.

This is what she said to start this

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<Kokojo_Noble_Asshole> I shall walk away content, subjets, prepare my bath.
<DominicNY18> I did it because I wanted to get a rise out of you
* Voldemort (Voldemort@host-70-45-178-184.onelinkpr.net) has joined #FFH
* Voldemort is now known as Voldemort[Away]
<Kokojo_Noble_Asshole> A rise ? I always contain myself.
<Voldemort[Away]> THE MAN DOESNT HAVE STANDARDS CELDIA
<Voldemort[Away]> U LIE
<Voldemort[Away]> afk
<Celdia> Twenty says I could get a 'rise' out of him,
<Kokojo_Noble_Asshole> Commmoner interrupting me, how rude
<Kokojo_Noble_Asshole> I can define you Celdia
<Kokojo_Noble_Asshole> "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.''
* Kokojo_Noble_Asshole is now known as Kokojo
<Celdia> Better to be a loved slut everyone knows is good than hated as a flirt that everyone hates for never giving it up.

The middle of it

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<SentinalBlade> Celdia
<SentinalBlade> i just read up
<SentinalBlade> why must you tease us?
<Celdia> It was an attempt to make him stop.
<Kokojo> im sorry you guys.
<SentinalBlade> it didnt
<Kokojo> I won't do it again
<SentinalBlade> and now im hard
<Kokojo> i love you
<SentinalBlade> thanks celdia
<SentinalBlade> i love you to kok <3
<Celdia> Apology accepted. Don't do it again.
* Kokojo group hugs everyone
* Kokojo mutters damns commoners.
<SentinalBlade> think more carefully about the consequences of your sexual sentences celdia
<Voldemort[Away]> wtf
<Voldemort[Away]> what the hell just happened?
<SentinalBlade> i will hold this boner against you for the rest of your life
<Celdia> I just told BB, Arch, I was typoing a lot.
<Kokojo> Well don't come close to me Sentinal, i don't want you humping my tights again
<SentinalBlade> dude
<SentinalBlade> you so moved in the way of my thrusts
<Voldemort[Away]> wtf

and here is hte proof

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<SentinalBlade> lol sorry guys, being a dumbass
<SentinalBlade> ./end perversion
* Kokojo pokes SB boner
<Kokojo> ./end self respect.
* DominicNY18 walks out of the room, shaking his head
<SentinalBlade> dear god if there is a consious ounce of my stability left in me. please use it to prove kokojo is gay
<SentinalBlade> oh yea! ima post this in the perls!
<Kokojo> Ive made so many mistake tonight
<Kokojo> Yet so many pearls
* dwib (derek@ip68-109-144-43.ph.ph.cox.net) has left #FFH

[Kokojo]

Never again 2 chocolate muffins before IRC.

[SentinalBlade]

Koko is at it again.


<Kokojo> ffzman, my Noble play was awesomer than this
<Celdia> Yeah, you missed something unique there, ffzman.
<ffzman> You know, what you just said was so creepy you have no idea
<ffzman> Because you capitalized Noble
<ffzman> and that's my last name

[SentinalBlade]

Tonight was a good night for perls...

<ffzman> I trip over EVERYTHING
<SentinalBlade> cotch*
<SentinalBlade> Crotch*
<SentinalBlade> damn i cant type in teh dark
<ffzman> hah
<ffzman> you were close to spelling cootch too
<ffzman> I never realized how similarly crotch and cootch were spelled before.
<dwib> me neither
<FFMaster> now that you mention it....
<SentinalBlade> rofl

[Kokojo]

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Warning big image.

[Nova]

Kokojos art has inspired me

[SentinalBlade]

Kokojos art has inspired me

^ Agreed. and in attempt to not make this post useless and salvage this thread, im going to post some of the links asmo found.

http://waffleimages.nwpshost.com/files/ ... cae8c0.jpg

^ Pure Awesome


http://img.waffleimages.com/c94ab8faaf0 ... fe-wm1.jpg

^ funny as hell