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I received :



FROM THE DESK OF MR MUSA AHMED,
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANEGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE.
TEL: +22567478323
 
GOOD DAY!
 
I AM THE MANAGER OF AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING AT THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) HERE IN ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE. IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF US$18.5M DOLLARS (EIGHTEEN MILLON FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER (MR.CHRISTIAN EICH FROM GERMANY) WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN JULLY 2000 IN A PLANE CRASH.FOR MORE INFORMATIONS ABOUT THE CRASH YOU CAN VISIT THIS SITE: http://scamscamscamscamscamwithtrojans.stm
 
SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOMEBODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDLINGS AND LAWS BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM. IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY  THAT I NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DON'T WANT  THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.
 
THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDLINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY REMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER 10 YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASSIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND AN IVOIRIAN CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER.  
 
I AM READY TO SHARE THE MONEY 50 / 50 AS A RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FORIEGN ACCOUNT; THEREAFTER I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE INDICATED.  
 
THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATION OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED WITH A TEXT OF APPLICATION THAT I WILL SEND TO YOU, SO I WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND TO ME THE BELOW INFORMATIONS FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.
 
YOUR FULL NAME:
 
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:
 
AGE:
 
OCCUPATION:
 
TELEPHONE / FAX NUMBER:
 
UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL GIVE YOU MORE INFORMATION REGARDING THIS TRANSACTION. I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH-FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER. YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVED THIS LETTER.
 
 
KIND REGARDS,
MR MUSA AHMED
TEL: +22567478323




And I replied :




My friend MR.Musa.Ahmed,

I received your important e-mail about this cash share you would
like to make. I am deeply interested by your offer.

However, I am part of the great Black Mongoose Church (BMC)
organisation, as the High Priest. You may have heard of us, since
the media covers us often. Our money is stocked into one single
bank account, since we believe that money sharing is the best way
to be secure and safe.

If you ever wanted to share this bank account, Mister Musa Ahmed,
you would have to join our Church, this can be fuffilled in some
easy three steps. Otherwise, I am afraid the money you want to
share will go to other lucky people.

Of course, we don't want to lose such a good opportunity to add to
our collective fond.

If you are interesting in joining our Church, you could help it
greatly and this would fill us with pleasure to work with someone
so honest.

Thank you so much, and please reply if you are interested.

PS : Attached is our holy symbol of the black Mongoose, drawn by
the Lucavis in 1902, nottably by Adramalek and Ultima. Hope you
enjoy

Well done, that's an inventive solution to this problem.

Their email parsing bot is going to like your reply.

- A French African e-mailing you in English, when your primary language his French?
- It knows you have a dead uncle but doesn't know your name or anything about you?
- It e-mails instead of calling or whaetever?
- All in CAPS?

GET MUNIES NOAW!

oh snap! kokojo used reflect!

He responded ! This might be interesting.

Good morning priest,

Thanks for your letter. Unfortunately i cannot join your church as i am a muslim. Musa Ahmed is a muslim name.

You can open a nuetral account for this transaction, thank you.

Musa



Reply :

Excellent and wonderfull day to you.

Unfortunately my faith, the black Mongoose does not permit me to
open new banks account. All the money of out 1203 members is
stocked in one simple Western Union bank account for a total of
over 56 717 166 US $.

We wish to grant you acess however you say you cannot convert.
Fortunately for you, the Church of the Black mongosse often give
out money to artists who help the Church. There is many ways to
help the church and win our donations and acess our community bank
account.

If you are ever interrested or know any artist, please contact us.

Otherwise, have a great live.

Priest Maximillian Rose,
Of the church of the black mongoose.


Note that I am making him an offer... but he wants to give me money. kekekeke. Can't wait.

Quote from: "Kokojo"Attached is our holy symbol of the black Mongoose, drawn by
the Lucavis in 1902, nottably by Adramalek and Ultima. Hope you
enjoy

This topic contains epic win
LULZ
P.s: I want to be serius a second
99% this is a shitty joke made by someone with no life - lot of free time (Or maybe you made it xD) and nothing will happen...
But sometimes, people received money in this way, and they were "Dirty" moneys...You know what I mean, so beware.
Anyway, still lulz, I'm looking foward for the next reply

keep us updated!

This is getting good.

One of the best SPAM topics I've seen in a while. Thx kokojo, keep up those friken posts!

show that dick who's a better scammer!