Final Fantasy Hacktics

Quote from: "BLOOP"I am writing fan fiction about FFHacktics. Although I'm not entirely sure if it is accurate so far, I'm pretty sure this paints a good picture about the FFH community!
 
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It is 7:00 a.m. Zodiac's mom wakes up. Of course, Zodiac does not wake up. He didn't even fall asleep. He was up all night stroking his ego to his one and only true love, Final Fantasy Tactics. He quit High School just to spend more time with FFT. He would commit murder just to be with it. And he nearly did.
 
His mom left for her job. She didn't even bother to try to get him out of the house. She gave up after he threatened to kill her. She only took care of him. She never spoke to him, in fear of being killed. Zodiac didn't even notice her.
 
Zodiac the spotted a newbie in the area. He was posting in Spam forum. SPAM FOURM. How dare he spam in the spam forum? What the freak? He immediately banned him, all the while stroking his "ego".
 
He decided to check the chartrooms again. And wouldn't you know it; somebody was trying to learn how to use the epsxe emulator. How DARE he? He was banned faster than you can say FFT.
 
Meanwhile, Archeal woke up from his sleep. He only got sleep in one hour increments. He immediately went on FFH. He did other things, like play more video games and play water polo (although he was only in it for the shirtless men). Still, if FFT was out of his life, it would freaking suck.
 
Back to Zodiac. He talks to LastingDawn about how sexy it is to ban newbs. He climaxes while doing this. Then suddenly BOOM his computer crashes. He still types for several minutes while looking at the computer screen. He then realized he was looking at a black screen. Oh ship.
 
He had a heart attack, then and there. Oh ship. My life is ruined. The only reason I lived was to play FFT and hack it. Now what? He got a gun and pointed at his head. Life is over. There is no point in living anymore. He had no job. No girlfriend. No friends outside of FFH, no nothing. The time he had to spend without FFH was not worth living through. He was going to pull the trigger, but then the power turned back on. Thank Ramza!
 
Now that he had the computer, It was time for FFT pornz time! Jacking off to FFT took up 1/3 of his day, which lasted 24 hours. This time, he jacked off to his favorite porn: FFT Mercenaries. Sexy. HE climaxed in less than a second. He did it again. And again. And again. He was doing it so often and so long that his Mom came back. He was still jacking off, but she was used to it.
 
He finaly ran out of sperm. Damn. Now back to hacking: or more like having e-sex with his favorite FFH members. Meanwhile, a guy was spamming the chat boards saying that if his accout isn't restored, he was going to commit suicide. Emo kid. He banned him again.
 
Several hours later, he passed  out. This happens once in a while, due to his 23.999 hour lifestyle. He slept for all of an hour. To be countinued...

Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath""Sorry BLOOP, but FFH spam forum is not your personal blog. Go to Fagbook for that." I would say that to him.