Final Fantasy Hacktics

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.

I love to hear you oralise

When I'm between your thighs.

You blow me away!


Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.

I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.

Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine

If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play

Till we're blown away

EPIC SONG WRITING LAWLZ.

Monty Python = WIN

You love me for loving you
and you are you because I do,
and I love you for loving me
and I am me because of you.

So much with us in love are we
so much in love with us are we.

You kiss me for kissing you
and you are you because I do,
and I kiss you for kissing me,
and I am me because of you.

So much with us in love are we
you could kiss you and I could kiss me.

no BP, your avatar = WIN

It reminds me of what i THOUGHT the bunny in The Holy Grail would look like.

but no.

It was just a ferocious killer bunny.

I laughed with a slight hint of bitter dissapointment.

Inflammation of the foreskin reminds of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon

My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green

My heart is vert tender though the parts are awful raw
You might have been infected but you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love, my love, I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science but I'm afraid they've turned it down

My penile warts your herpes, my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infetion, how I miss you more and more
Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhoea
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear

Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus when you spirochaetes met mine

Gonoccalurethritis, streptocalbalinitis
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis
Epididymitis interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis

i didnt remember that one

is that from The meaning of Life?

this thread makes me not want to have sex

good job guys

Nah, it was on their album.

Very early in our relationship, my wife once told me this was the most romantic song ever written:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnvZpi3nbsc



But then I countered her, and said THIS was:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ

Quote from: "tithin"If we sit on our faces

Sense fail.

Quote from: "AngrySurprisedFace"

Quote from: "tithin"If we sit on our faces

Sense fail.

Nigga aint heard of a '69.

Quote from: "tithin"

Quote from: "AngrySurprisedFace"

Quote from: "tithin"If we sit on our faces

Sense fail.

***** aint heard of a '69.

I've heard of censorship.