ISO OPENER 5000

SentinalBlade · February 08, 2009, 12:12:01 pm

I Opened over 9000 FFT ISOs for only a few years salary.

/end testimonial.

PX_Timefordeath · February 08, 2009, 12:15:50 pm

My ISO Opener 5000 can open Arch's girlfriend's ISO.

SentinalBlade · February 08, 2009, 12:18:38 pm

BY ISO, do you mean internal scanning option?

Archael · February 08, 2009, 12:27:48 pm

Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"My ISO Opener 5000 can open Arch's girlfriend's ISO.

that was opened by me a while ago

you're too late

DarthPaul · February 08, 2009, 12:55:45 pm

^Ownage.

Llednar · February 08, 2009, 01:44:16 pm

I bought an ISO opener 5000 and it was soooo great I threw away my computor! Now I type only using ISO 5000.

SentinalBlade · February 08, 2009, 01:53:49 pm

ISO Opener 5000 is so advanced, it spat at me and i instantly learned how ot code with ASM!!!

Archael · February 08, 2009, 01:56:11 pm

Quote from: "SentinalBlade"ISO Opener 5000 is so advanced, it spat at me and i instantly learned how ot code with ASM!!!

Llednar · February 08, 2009, 02:00:55 pm

Its so advanced that when it looked at me I finally understood the meaning of life and why my blizzard ultima doesn't work as well as it should!!

PX_Timefordeath · February 08, 2009, 04:22:07 pm

The ISO Opener 5000 is so *Pata pata pata pon* What was that? *Pon pon pata pon* Wha? *FEVER!* *PON PON PATA PON!* GAH!!!! HELP!!!! *PON PON PATA PON!*

Cottage Cheese · February 09, 2009, 11:50:23 am

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

The ISO Opener saved my life.

ALL SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE THE ISO OPENER!!!!

DarthPaul · February 09, 2009, 12:02:34 pm

^Pure and epic WIN!!!!!1

Llednar · February 09, 2009, 04:33:50 pm

ROFL

philsov · February 09, 2009, 05:05:33 pm

Quote from: "Celdia"...is that a blueprint machine??

It can be. The general term for the large-ass printers like that are plotters (GET THE PUN GUYZ), but they can be loaded with blueprint paper/vellum and spit out some really awesome things. I made maps on one of those monsters for like two years.

Oh, and my ISO opener is so pretenious I asked for help, and then it spat on me. I was not enlightened.

Llednar · February 09, 2009, 05:07:59 pm

QuoteOh, and my ISO opener is so pretenious I asked for help, and then it spat on me. I was not enlightened.

PX_Timefordeath · February 09, 2009, 06:06:17 pm

I asked the ISO Opener 5000 if I would get rich. It shot out a snowglobe at the ATM and money popped out!

PX_Timefordeath · October 22, 2009, 10:47:10 pm

After wiping some dust off my ISO Opener 5000, it suddenly came up with the cure to swine flu!

DarthPaul · October 22, 2009, 10:52:42 pm

Weird my ISO Opener 5000 just kicked me in the balls. Then it started drinking my soda, what the hell?

Melancthon · October 23, 2009, 08:27:04 am

ISO Opener 5000 opened my ISO, opened my girlfriend's ISO, serviced my car, serviced my girlfriend, and scalloped my potatoes.

Mental_Gear · October 23, 2009, 02:29:42 pm

Don't ask me why, because I don't know, but the picture reminds me of this:

News:

ISO OPENER 5000

February 08, 2009, 12:12:01 pm #20 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by SentinalBlade

February 08, 2009, 12:15:50 pm #21 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by PX_Timefordeath

February 08, 2009, 12:18:38 pm #22 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by SentinalBlade

Archael

February 08, 2009, 12:27:48 pm #23 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Archael

February 08, 2009, 12:55:45 pm #24 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul

Llednar

February 08, 2009, 01:44:16 pm #25 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Llednar

February 08, 2009, 01:53:49 pm #26 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by SentinalBlade

Archael

February 08, 2009, 01:56:11 pm #27 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Archael

Llednar

February 08, 2009, 02:00:55 pm #28 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Llednar

February 08, 2009, 04:22:07 pm #29 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by PX_Timefordeath

February 09, 2009, 11:50:23 am #30 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Cottage Cheese

February 09, 2009, 12:02:34 pm #31 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul

Llednar

February 09, 2009, 04:33:50 pm #32 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Llednar

February 09, 2009, 05:05:33 pm #33 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by philsov

Llednar

February 09, 2009, 05:07:59 pm #34 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Llednar

February 09, 2009, 06:06:17 pm #35 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by PX_Timefordeath

October 22, 2009, 10:47:10 pm #36 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by PX_Timefordeath

October 22, 2009, 10:52:42 pm #37 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul

October 23, 2009, 08:27:04 am #38 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Melancthon

Mental_Gear

October 23, 2009, 02:29:42 pm #39 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Mental_Gear