Final Fantasy Hacktics

Quote from: "MagiTek"You fail BP, no one cares about your croc wrestling or your compensation for a real penis with an e-penis, get over it.

I don't think we've properly met. I'm Bastard Poetry. I remember you from that topic in Intros where you claimed you were BIH. (Fuckin' weird, that).

I see you're new here. I'm glad you're making friends quickly and I hope you enjoy your stay at FFH.

Thank you, but what I said stands, I don't believe we have met either, and since no one has formerly introduced themselves to the newcomer except for you, Hello BastardPoetry I'm Emma.

Lol and if you haven't guessed yet BP and BIH are married now. Lolz.

Yes, yes I am. I am illegally married to BIH because I love (him?) just that much!!!

BIH = Brazen Irish Hussy.........EPIC LAWLS.

I am married to BP!?!  So that is the guy I just made a sandwich for.  I feel much better knowing that, this board is great!

I'm a girl.  

??? LAWLS.

Lawls it up DP!!! I shall pierce your rock hard abs!!!
*pulls out Jesus Juice*
DIIIIIIE!

Not again!

*stabs him with the Jesus Juice needle!*
Oh wait...this is a steroids needle...c**p...no wonder it had Berry Bonds label on it!

*Starts foaming at the mouth and writhing on the floor.* First I'm a bag of dicks and now another attempt on my nearly unlimited life!?!

Wow DP, finally! *stabs him with Excalibur but it breaks*
Oh !COME ON!

*Dies violent bloody foaming death.*

You have used the "Point and Laugh" expression!
Wait a second...you owe me 10 bucks!! D**NIT!

*Dead hand holds out 10 dollar bill*

SWEET! *grabs it and stabs your face*

*Smirks*

Quote from: "MagiTek"Thank you, but what I said stands, I don't believe we have met either, and since no one has formerly introduced themselves to the newcomer except for you, Hello BastardPoetry I'm Emma.

Well, the reason people haven't been so quick to introduce themselves formerly to you is because you've made it your goal lately to insult and threaten just about everyone that comes into contact with you. That's not a problem, so much, because a little bit of violence is just dandy.

The problem is that you're so ADHD that the only person who can stand you is darthpaul, and he is, as I have mentioned, a bag of dicks.

Anyways, you seem to have missed the whole point of this thread. Here's a wrap-up of what led to it and what you've done to contribute to it:

Zalge insults my friend Chaumel.
I pick on Zalge for being an immature fucktard.
Darthpaul calls me a douche for picking on Zalge.
I call darthpaul a bag of dicks, because he is a bag of dicks AND he called me a douche.
You insult Zalge, philsov, me, BIH and darthpaul (I'm sure there are others, since you have this warped idea of what it means to "contribute" to the FFH community; I just haven't browsed enough yet).

What I'm trying to say is: Calm the fuck down. We're each keeping our insults to one person at a time, like civil adults.

@BIH
Thanks for the sammich!

You insult Zalge, philsov, me, BIH and darthpaul (I'm sure there are others, since you have this warped idea of what it means to "contribute" to the FFH community; I just haven't browsed enough yet).
Zalge: That was a joke, I'm sorry if he took it offensively.
BIH: I never even joked about her, with her, or insulted her iin any way shape or form. You took my words the wrong way.
Yes, I have ADHD, if I could fix it a would, but I'm having fun in the first time in a long time, so I reserve my right to do so. Also, when you call me out things like this will happen, I will indeed actually sustain my hyperactivity.
Furthermore, never liked Phil from the 'ginning so I suppose that's fine, as for you, you call people out and not expect a little flaw in your plan or problem to be pointed out?