Final Fantasy Hacktics

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QUIK SI A STATUS 3F3CT OF SORTS TAHT GIEVS U TEH NAXT ACTIEV TURN!!11!1!! QUIK STATUS CAN B GANE3D BY HAVNG DA SPAL QUIK SUCASFULY CAST ON U OR BY HAVNG DA RAACTION ABILITY CRITICAL QUIK TRIG3RED!11!1! WTF DA TRIGARNG OF CRITICAL QUIK OCURS WHEN TEH UNIT WIT TEH ABILITY AQUIPED RECAIEVS DMAEG TAHT LAAEVS TH3M WIT UNDER 20% OF THERE MAX HP

WHIEL!!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL CRITICAL QUIK MIGHT NOT SEM TAHT GR3AT THEYRE R SITUATIONS WHEN IT SI TEH BST R3ACTION ABILITY IN DA GMA!1!1! WTF LOL FOR A MORE RELIANT WAY 2 GANE QUIK L3ARN IT FOR 80 JP FROM TEH TIEM MAEG SKIL SET!!1!11!!1 OMG LOL QUIK COSTS 24 MP WHICH MIGHT B A LITL3 COSTLEY BUT HAS DECANT SPED (25) AND A DEC3NT FORMULA (TARGETSFATEH*CAST3RSFATEH*(MA+140)!111!!! WTF RIG SOMA ZODIAC COMPATIBILITY BTWEN UR GROUP AND QUIK CAN B V3RY RALIABLE AND FUN 2 UES

QUIK!1!1!!111 WTF LOL CAN B R3FLECTED (THOUGH NOT MATH SKILED) BUT TEH MOST INTER3STNG THNG ABOUT IT SI TAHT IT CAN B COUNT3R MAGIK3D!!1!!1!! LOL SARIOSLEY TAHT 3XCLMATION POINT ISNT ON3 OF TEH FAEK ONES TAHT SHUD B A PERIOD I ACTUALY UESD 2 G3T GIDY WHEN CONSIEDRNG THIS!!!1!!1 OMG LOK AT DA SP3LS TAHT CAN B COUNT3R MAGIKED

- AL BLAK MAGIC AXCAPT FIER 4 IEC 4 AND BOLT 4
- HOLEY DARK HOLY
- YIN-YANG MAGIC EXC3PT PRAY FATEH AND DOUBT FATEH
- SLOW SLOW 2 DONT MOVA QUIK S2P D3MI DAMI 2 MET3OR
- BIO BIO 2 BIO 3
- M3LT 2RNADO QUAEK
- ATAX FROM TEH BLAEZ GUN GLACEIR GUN AND BLAST GUN

SO JUST HOW DOAS QUIK FIT IN2 AL THIS?!!??!??! OMG LOL WIT DA PROP3R SETUP U CAN ORCH3STRAET A NEAR-ANDLAS CHANE OF QUIX WITHIN UR TAM (SOMETIEMS REF3RED 2 AS DA QUIKENNG) ACTNG AND ACTNG WHIEL ALMOST NO IN-GM3 TIEM PAS3S AND DA ENEMY SITS THEIR STARNG AT UR CHANE OF CONSTANT ACTION

RMZA!!!111 OMG RES2RA LOST TIEM IN A SPIRAL LIEN!!1!!1 WTF QUIK!!111 OMG LOL

omg... if you copy the outcome and paste it back in it gets worse every time... O_O

This is translated after about 5-6 times ...

QUIK SI A STATUS 3F3CT OF SORTS TAHT G3IVS U T3H NAXT ACT3IV TURN111!1!!1!11!111!!!!11 OMG WTF OMG WTF WTF LOL WTF OMG LOL QUIK STATUS CAN B GAN3D BY HAVNG DA SPAL QUIK SUCASFUL3Y CAST ON U OR BY HAVNG DA RACTION ABILITY CRITICAL QUIK TRIG3R3D111!1!11!!!!11!!111!! WTF LOL WTF WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF DA TRIGARNG OF CRITICAL QUIK OCURS WHEN T3H UNIT WIT TAH ABILITY AQUAEPD RACAEEVS DMAG TAHT LA3VS TH3M WIT UND3R 20% OF THAYR3 MAX HP
WHAEL11!1111111!!1!1!!1!11!!1! WTF WTF WTF WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL CRITICAL QUIK MIGHT NOT SM TAHT GR3AT TH3YR3 R SITUATIONS WH3N IT SI T3H BST R3ACTION ABILITY IN DA GMA1111!!11!!11!11! WTF WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL LOL WTF LOL FOR A MORA RALIANT WAY 2 GA3N QUIK L3ARN IT FOR 80 JP FROM T3H T3IM MA3G SKIL S3T111!111!1!!1!1!!11 WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG LOL WTF LOL OMG LOL QUIK COSTS 24 MP WHICH MIGHT B A LITL3 COSTLAY BUT HAS D3CANT SP3D (25) AND A D3C3NT FORMULA (TARG3TSFA3TH*CAST3RSFA3TH*(MA+140)111111111!1!1!1!1! OMG LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF RIG SOMA ZODIAC COMPATIBILITY BTW3N UR GROUP AND QUIK CAN B V3RY RALIABLA AND FUN 2 UAS
QUIK11!!111!!!1!1!11!1!!11!!11!1!!! OMG OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL CAN B R3FLACT3D (THOUGH NOT MATH SK3ILD) BUT T3H MOST INTER3STNG THNG ABOUT IT SI TAHT IT CAN B COUNT3R MAGIK3D111!1!!11!!!111!!1!!!1! OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL LOL SARIOSL3Y TAHT 3XCLMATION POINT ISNT ON3 OF T3H FA3K ONAS TAHT SHUD B A P3RIOD I ACTUAL3Y U3SD 2 G3T GIDY WH3N CONS3IDRNG THIS11!11!!1!11!!1!11!!11!111!11!!11!!1!!1!!!1!11!!1 OMG WTF WTF WTF LOL LOL LOL OMG LOK AT DA SP3LS TAHT CAN B COUNT3R MAAGIKD
- AL BLAK MAGIC AXCAPT F3IR 4 AEC 4 AND BOLT 4
- HOL3Y DARK HOLY
- YIN-YANG MAGIC 3XC3PT PRAY FA3TH AND DOUBT FA3TH
- SLOW SLOW 2 DONT MOVA QUIK S2P D3MI DMI 2 MAT3OR
- BIO BIO 2 BIO 3
- M3LT 2RNADO QUA3K
- ATAX FROM T3H BLA3Z GUN GLACIR GUN AND BLAST GUN
SO JUST HOW DOAS QUIK FIT IN2 AL THIS11111??1!1??!?!1111!!!???!!1!!!1!!?!??!!111!!! OMG OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG LOL WIT DA PROP3R SATUP U CAN ORCH3STRAT A N3AR-ANDLAS CHAN OF QUIX WITHIN UR TM (SOMA3TIMS RAF3R3D 2 AS DA QU3IKNG) ACTNG AND ACTNG WH3IL ALMOST NO IN-GM3 T3IM PAS3S AND DA 3NMY SITS THAYRA STARNG AT UR CHA3N OF CONSTANT ACTION
RMZA1111!1!1!11!!!!1! WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG OMG RAS2RA LOST TMA IN A SPIRAL LANE11!1!11!!1!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF WTF OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF WTF QUIK111111111!!11!!1!! OMG WTF WTF LOL OMG WTF WTF OMG LOL


I'm afraid after so many times, it becomes near unreadable. xD Though, I feel ashamed, I can still read it.

My own!

BAK THEN I DIDNT UND3RSTAND WUT IT WAS!!111111 OMG LOL IT WAS LIEK A WHISP3R IN TEH DARKAST OF NIGHTS FANET LIEK A VOIEC CAREID THROUGH A HURICAEN .!!111!!111!!!!!1!!11!1 OMG BUT AS TIEM PASED M3 ON BY I STARTED 2 NOTIEC I CUD HEAR IT MORE CLEARLEY EACH PASNG DAY!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL LOKNG BAK IM GLAD IT HAP3NAD WH3N IT DID!1!!1! WTF IF IT HADNT .!111!1!!1!1!1!1!!! OMG WTF LOL I MIGHT HAEV NOT SURVIEVD!!1!!!! OMG

really old

but really good

lol

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessa ... c=46823682

I KNOW TH3Y ACUES M3 OF AROGANC3 AND PARHAPS MISANTHROPY AND PERHAPS OF MADN3S!1!!11!!! LOL SUCH ACUSATIONS (FOR WHICH I SHAL 3XACT PUNISHMENT IN DUE TIEM) R DERISORY!!!111 WTF LOL IT SI TRUE TAHT I NEVER LAAEV MAH HOUES BUT IT SI ALSO TRUE TAHT ITS DORS (WHOS3 NUMBRS R INFINIET) (FOTNOTA TEH ORIGINAL SAYS FOURTEN BUT THEIR SI MPLA R3ASON 2 INFAR TAHT AS UESD BY AST3RION THES NUM3RAL STANDS FOR INFINIET)!1!!!1!1 OMG LOL R OP3N DAY AND NIGHT 2 MAN AND 2 ANIMALS AS WEL!1!!!1!11 WTF LOL ANYONE MAY 3NTER!!!1!!!!! OMG WTF LOL H3 WIL FIND H3R3 NO FAMAEL POMP NOR GALANT COURT FORMALITY BUT HE WIL FIND QUEIT AND SOLITUDA!!!!!!11! OMG WTF LOL AND HA WIL ALSO FIND A HOUES LIEK NO OTHER ON DA FAEC OF THES 3ARTH!1!!! (THAR3 R THOSE WHO R THEYRE SI A SIMILAR ONE IN EGYPT BUT TH3Y LEI)!11!!!! WTF LOL EV3N MAH D3TRAC2RS ADMIT THEIR SI NOT ONA SNGL3 PEICE OF FURNITURE IN DA HOUES!!11!! OMG ANOTHER RIDICULOS FALSEHOD HAS IT TAHT I ASTERIM A PRISON3R!1!11!1! OMG WTF SHAL I REPAAT TAHT THEYRE R NO LOKED DORS SHAL I AD TAHT THEYRE R NO LOX???!????! OMG WTF LOL BSIEDS ONE AFTERNON I DID ST3P IN2 DA STRET IF I R3TURN3D BFOR3 NIGHT I DID SO B/C OF DA FEAR TAHT DA FAECS OF DA COMON PEOPLE INSPIERD IN M3 FAECS AS DISCOLOR3D AND FLAT AS DA PALM OF ONES HAND!!!1!111 DA SUN HAD ALREADY S3T BUT DA HELPLES CRYNG OF A CHILD AND TEH RUDE SUPLICATIONS OF DA FATEHFUL 2LD ME I HAD BEN R3COGNIEZD!!11!! OMG WTF DA PAOPLE PRAEYD FL3D PROSTRAETD THEMSELVES SOME CLIMBD ON2 DA STYLOBAET OF TEH T3MPLA OF TEH AEXS OTHARS GATHER3D S2N3S!!!111! WTF ONE OF THEM I BLEIV3 HID HIMS3LF BNEATH DA SEA!!11! LOL NOT FOR NOTHNG WAS MAH MOTH3R A QUEN I CANOT B CONFUESD WIT TEH POPULAEC THOUGH MAH MODESTY MIGHT SO D3SIER!!!!1!111 OMG WTF TEH FACT SI TAHT TAHT IM UNIQU3!11!1!1 OMG WTF IM NOT INT3RASTED IN WUT ONE MAN MAY TRANSMIT 2 OTHER MAN LIEK TEH PHILOSOPHER I THINK TAHT NOTHNG SI COMUNICABL3 BY TEH ART OF WRITNG!!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL BOTHERSOME AND TRIVIAL D3TALES HAEV NO PLAEC IN MAH SPIRIT WHICH SI PRAPAERD FOR AL TAHT SI VAST AND GRAND I HAEV N3VER RATANEED DA DIFERENCE BTWEN ONE L3TER AND ANOTHER!1!1!11!1 OMG WTF LOL A CERTANE G3N3ROS IMPATEINCE HAS NOT P3RMITAD TAHT I LEARN 2 READ!1!1!!! OMG WTF LOL SOMETIEMS I DEPLOR3 THIS FOR TEH NIGHTS AND DAYS R LONG

OF!!1111!! WTF COURS3 IM NOT WITHOUT DISTRACTIONS!1!!1!11 OMG LIEK TEH RM ABOUT 2 CHARG3 I RUN THROUGH TEH S2N3 GALEREIS UNTIL I FAL DIZY 2 DA FLOR!1!!11! OMG LOL I CROUCH IN DA SHADOW OF A POL OR AROUND A CORNER AND PR3T3ND IM BNG FOLOWAD!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL THEYRE R ROFS FROM WHICH I LAT MYS3LF FAL UNTIL IM BLODY!!!11 WTF LOL AT ANY TIEM I CAN PRATEND 2 B ASLEP WIT MAH EYES CLOSAD AND MAH BRAATHNG HEAVY!!11!11 LOL (SOM3TIEMS I RILLY SLEP SOMATIEMS TEH COLOR OF DAY HAS CHANGED WH3N I OPEN MAH 3YES)!1!!111 OMG WTF BUT OF AL DA GMAS I PREF3R DA ONA ABOUT DA OTH3R ASTERION!111!1 WTF I PRATAND TAHT HA COMES 2 VISIT M3 AND TAHT I SHOW HIM MAH HOUES!1!1!1!! OMG WTF WIT GR3AT OBISANC3 I SAY 2 HIM NOW WE SHAL RATURN 2 TEH FIRST INTERS3CTION OR NOW WE SHAL COMA OUT IN2 ANOTHER COURTYARD OR I KNEW U WUD LIEK DA DRANE OR NOW U WIL SE A POL TAHT WAS FILED WIT SAND OR U WIL SON SE HOW DA CALAR BRANCHAS OUT!!!11 OMG WTF SOMETIEMS I MAEK A MISTAEK AND DA TWO OF US LAUGH HEARTILEY

NOT!!11!1!1 OMG WTF LOL ONLEY HAEV I IMAGIEND THES3 GMES I HAEV ALSO MEDITAETD ON DA HOUES!!!!1 WTF LOL AL PARTS OF TEH HOUES R RAPEAETD MANY TIEMS ANY PLAEC SI ANOTHER PLAEC!1!11! OMG WTF LOL THEIR SI NO ONA POL COURTYARD DRINKNG TROUGH MANG3R TEH MANGERS DRINKNG TROUGHS COURTYARDS POLS R FOURTEN (INFINIET) IN NUMBR!!!1!1 DA HOUES SI DA SMA SIEZ AS DA WORLD OR RATH3R IT SI DA WORLD!!11! WTF LOL HOWAVER BY DINT OF AXHAUSTNG TEH COURTYARDS WIT POLS AND DUSTY GRAY S2NE GAL3REIS I HAEV RAACHAD DA STRET AND SEN DA TAMPLE OF TEH AEXS AND DA SAA!!1!1 WTF LOL I DID NOT UNDERSTAND THES UNTIL A NIGHT VISION R3VEAELD 2 MA TAHT TEH SEAS AND TAMPLES R ALSO FOURTEN (INFINIET) IN NUMBR!11!11 OMG AVERYTHNG SI R3P3AETD MANY TIEMS FOURTEN TIEMS BUT TWO THNGS IN DA WORLD SEM 2 B R3P3AETD ONLEY ONCE ABOV3 TEH INTRICAET SUN BLOW AST3RION!1111! WTF LOL PARHAPS I HAEV CREAETD TEH STARS AND TEH SUN AND THES ENORMOS HOUES BUT I NO LONGAR R3M3MBR

AVERY!1!!1 OMG WTF NIEN YEARS NIEN M3N ANTAR DA HOUES SO TAHT I MAY DELIEVR THAM FROM EVIL!11!!1!!! OMG WTF I HEAR THEYRE STAPS OR THERE VOIECS IN TEH DAPTHS OF DA S2NA GALAREIS AND I RUN JOYFULY 2 FIND THAM!!111 OMG WTF DA C3RAMONY LASTS A FEW MINUTES!!!!111!! LOL THAY FAL ONE AFTAR ANOTHAR WITHOUT MAH HAVNG 2 BLODY MAH HANDS!1!!! THAY RAMANE WHERE THAY F3L AND THERE BODEIS HELP DISTNGUISH ON3 GALERY FROM ANOTHER!!!!1 OMG WTF I DO NOT KNOW WHO THEY AER BUT I KNOW TAHT ONE OF THAM PROPHASEID AT DA MOMANT OF HIS DAATH TAHT SOM3 DAY MAH RADEMER WUD COM3!1!11! LOL SINCE THEN MAH LON3LIENS DOES NOT PANE M3 B/C I KNOW MAH R3DEMAR LIEVS AND HE WIL FINALY RIES ABOVE DA DUST!1!!1111 OMG LOL IF MAH AAR CUD CAPTUR3 AL TEH SOUNDS OF DA WORLD I SHUD HEAR HIS STEPS!111!11 WTF LOL I HOPA HA WIL TAEK ME 2 A PLAEC WIT F3WER GALEREIS FAW3R DORS!!1!1!! OMG LOL WUT WIL MAH R3DEMER B LIEK?!!!!?? OMG I ASK MYSELF!!!11111 OMG WTF WIL HE B A BUL OR A MAN???!!?!?? WIL HE PARHAPS B A BUL WIT TEH FAEC OF A MAN??!!?!?!? WTF OR WIL HE B LIEK ME

THA??!!?!?!! LOL MORNNG SUN REVARBRAETD FROM TEH BRONZ3 SWORD!1!11!!1! THEYRE WAS NO LONG3R EV3N A V3STIEG OF BLOD!1!1!1 OMG LOL WUD U BLEIVA IT ARIADN3?!!?!!?!? OMG LOL SADE THESEUS TH3 MINOTAUR SCARCALEY DEF3NDED HIMSALF!11!!1!!! LOL

DEI MONST3R!!11! OMG WTF LOL U DONT BLONG IN THES WORLD
IT!111!! LOL SI NOT BY MAH HAND TAHT IM ONCA AGANE GIEVN FL3SH!1111! WTF LOL I WAS BROUGHT BAK BY HUMANS WHO WISH 2 PAY M3 TRIBUTA
TRIBUTE?!!11!1! U ST3AL M3NS SUS AND MAEK THAM UR SLAEVS
PARHAPS!11!!11 LOL DA SM3 CAN B SADE OF AL R3LIGIONS!1!1!1111 WTF LOL BUT 3NOUGH TOK HAEV AT U!1!1!!! OMG WTF LOL

THES SI A RIDICULOS 2PIC ANYONE WHO THINKS OF USNG THES PROGRM SI A RETARD O SHIT IM A RETARD!!!!1!111!!!11!1!! WTF LOL O WEL GONG 2 AD A FEW WTF AND OMG IN2 THES S3NT3NC3 JUST FOR FUN
ARCHA3L!11111!11 OMG HOT H3AEDD AND FUL OF SPARK AND LAKNG STABILITY DA TRUTH!!1!! OMG LOL )
SHAEDDONA MANCAR SQUAD WONT GET FAR AND INFACT I THINK TAHT IT WONT GAT OUT OF TEH IRC!!!1!1!11 LOL P
ZODIAC U SUK!1!11 LOL (JOKE)
JACOB Y DO U INSIST TAHT U R A SHE?????!?!! OMG WTF IT MAEKS NO SENSA
3V3RYON3!!1!1!! OMG WTF WHO WANTS MA 2 FINISH WARD3R NO
UH!!111 OMG WTF ANYONE WHO SP3NDS TEH TIEM TRYNG 2 UND3RSTAND THES SI STUPID CAUES U CANT W3L U CAN BUT IT SI POINTLES AS THES SI S3RIOSLEY LOL3D AND AL TAHT Y M I TOKNG IN THES MANER?!???!?? OMG MAYB CAUES MAH SOUP SI COLD AND I WANT 2 DO ANYTHNG BUT EAT IT HEH AND YEAH GOTA G3T SOM3 APLE ORANGA PEACH JUIEC SO I GOTA CUT THES SHORT!1!!!1 LOL

Quote3V3RYON3!!1!1!! OMG WTF WHO WANTS MA 2 FINISH WARD3R NO

you don't play fft

you cannot finish true uber fft sprite

My priority is fHK and fDK, not Warder.

yes, that is what it says on the message I just quoted

W3L THES WAS SUCH A GEM TAHT I JUST CUDNT REFUES 2 NACROBUMP IT!11111! WTF

HOW DID I MIS THES G3M??!!???! OMG BRILIANT ADITION 2 ONLIEN TRANSLA2RS

3DIT!!!1!!11! OMG WTF LOL DMN FILTER FOR CENSORNG AOL TEXT!1!!1!11 OMG WTF

FIRST TIEM
THES SI SO SIK IT SI TRANSLATNG GOD AND PROPER 3NGLISH IN2 A HORIBL3 PULP AND INSANITY BY A 12 Y3AR OLD!!!11!1!1 OMG I N3VAR FINISHAD MAH 13!11!!1! OMG WTF LOL WOKTHROUGH B/C MAH CMTASIA RAN OUT OF TRALE TIEM AND I GOT OWN3D 2 MUCH SO I K3PT GONG!1!11 OMG WTF LOL I DONT KNOW WUT 2 RANT ABOUT I CANT SE ANYTHNG AND IM BORED!!1!!111! OMG WTF I DONT 3VEN KNOW Y IM DONG THES EXCEPT TAHT I LIEK 2 TYP3 AND I WANT 2 SE WUT HAPANS!!1!1!! OMG WTF RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT  OMG!1!!1!! LOL

T3NTH TIEM
TH3S SI SO SIK IT SI TRANSLATNG GOD AND PROP3R 3NGLISH IN2 A HORIBLETH3S SI SO SIK IT SI TRANSLATNG GOD AND PROP3R 3NGLISH IN2 A HORIBLA PULP AND INSANITY BY A 12 YAR OLD11111!!!11!1!1!1!1!1 OMG LOL WTF OMG LOL LOL WTF LOL LOL OMG I N3VAR FINISH3D MAH 1311!111!1!1!1!!1!11! OMG LOL WTF LOL LOL OMG OMG WOKTHROUGH B/C MAH CMTASIA RAN OUT OF TH3S SI SO SIK IT SI TRANSLATNG GOD AND PROP3R 3NGLISH IN2 A HORIBLETH3S SI SO SIK IT SI TRANSLATNG GOD AND PROP3R 3NGLISH IN2 A HORIBL3 PULP AND INSANITY BY A 12 YAR OLD1111!11!!1!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL WTF LOL LOL OMG I N3VAR FINISH3D MAH 1311111!!!!1!11!! OMG WTF LOL OMG OMG OMG OMG WOKTHROUGH B/C MAH CMTASIA RAN OUT OF TRAL TMA AND I GOT OWN3D 2 MUCH SO I K3PT GONG11111111!!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL WTF LOL OMG LOL LOL I DONT KNOW WUT 2 RANT ABOUT I CANT SA ANYTHNG AND IM BORAD11!11!111!11!11!11!!!!11!11!1!!1!1 WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL I DONT 3VAN KNOW Y IM DONG THAS AXCAPT TAHT I L3IK 2 TYPA AND I WANT 2 S3 WUT HA3PNS111111!!!1!1!!11 WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT OMG1111!!!1!11!1!11 OMG WTF WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF

Hmm...

QuoteTHES SI BASICALY A RECAP AND COMPILATION OF TEH ROLE OF HIS2RY IN MERCANAREIS KEP IN MIND ITS NOT JUST ABOUT GM3PLAY BUT SI INTENDED 2 HAEV A RICH AND S2RY CRAVNG SIEDQUEST


[QUOTA][SIEZ=12]N3W!!!111 OMG WTF LOL ADITION HIS2RICAL ARCHIEVS[/SIEZ]
HIS2RY!1111! WTF PLAYS A LARG3 PART IN MARCANAREIS WIT A LOT OF TEH BAK S2RY ACTUALY BNG 2LD THROUGH THASE SCRMBLAD HIS2RICAL TEXTS!!1!!!! WTF LOL EV3RYTHNG TAHT UESD 2 B A PROPOSITION SI NOW A SMAL SNIP3T OF HIS2RY!11!!11!! OMG WTF LOL OF COURS3 DA RUMORS R NO AXCEPTION HOP3FULY IL B ABLE 2 FIGUR3 OUT HOW 2 AD MOR3!1!!1!1 WTF LOL BUT I HAEV FAR 2 SIMILAR OF A WRITNG PATERN WHAN I WRIET BUT FIRST LET ME GIEV U A SLIGHT BAES.

THA!!11!!!1!1!!!!!!1!!1 THRE MANE BOKS U READ IN TEH GME AER.

THE!1!1111!11!11!11!! OMG WTF DURAE REPORT WHICH HAD GANEED MASIEV SUC3S AND SI GARNERNG R3SANTMENT 2WARDS TEH HYRAL ROYAL FMILEY IT HAS NOW BEN R3L3AESD FOR 40 YEARS AND THOUGH MANY PEOPLE HAEV TREID 2 REFUT3 IT ALAZLM WAS ABLE 2 RESPOND IN KIND AND POINT OUT HOW 3VARYTHNG FIT!!1!1 OMG LOL FR3QU3NTLEY CITNG ANOTHER BOK CALED MEMOIRS OF A CAEDT WHICH WAS WIEDLEY BLEIV3D 2 B A WORK OF FICTION UNTIL TEH DURAE REPORT WAS R3L3AESD!11!11!!

THIS BOK CHRONICLES TEH LIEF OF U NOBL3MAN BADUM GILROY AS HE JOURNAYS WIT ST!!!!11!11 VIC2R 2 S2P TEH CAUES OF TEH LION WAR IT SI A TAEL OF DARNG AND DANGER DEMONS MONST3RS AND IL HEARTED HUMANS FIL ITS PAEGS BUT ST!1!!!1!1 OMG LOL VIC2R AND HIS T3M TRIUMPH OVAR AL!111! WTF LOL DA BOK 3NDS ON A RATHER SAD NOTE AS THEY DESCEND IN2 ORBON3 MONASTARY BADUM LEAEVS TEH COL3CTED DIARY OUTSIED HOPNG SOMAONE WUD PIK IT UP IF HE WERA NOT 2 R3TURN!!!!1!111 OMG WTF LOL BLEIVAD 2 B A WORK OF FICTION WRITEN SHORTLEY AFT3R KNG D3LITA UNIETD TEH LAND DA DURAE RAPORT ADS CREDENCE 2 THES TAEL AND WUD MEAN TAHT ST!1!1! WTF VIC2R WAS NONA OTHAR THEN RMZA BUVE!1!1!! WTF LOL

ALAZLM HAS UESD THASA TWO BOKS AS A WAY 2 KEP OUT DEBAET FOR THIRTY EIGHT Y3ARS IN 2TAL!111!! LOL THOUGH SHORTLEY AFTAR HE DEID OF NATURAL CAUESS HIS2RIANS CM3 OUT OF DA WODWORK STRUGLNG 2 TEAR DOWN DURA'ES LAGACY OF 3NLIGHT3NMANT!111! WTF MANY COURT HIS2RIANS AROSE LIEK LOCUSTS WIT MANY UNRELAAESD TAXTS WHICH PANETAD RMZA AS A COLD BLOD3D MURDER BUT TAHT ONLEY SEMED FAR 2 SUSPICIOS 2 DA WARY PUBLIC AND DISREGARDED THES3 NU MANUSCRIPTS!!111!!! OMG WTF

GREISCH3RS DOCUMENTS SI TEH S3COND BOK WRITAN ONLEY YAARS AFTER DA DURAE R3PORTS RALEAES H3 WAS ALAZLMS MANE OPON3NT AND HIS NOTES AME 2 PROVE TAHT DA DURAE REPORT SI FOR DA MOST PART NEARLEY A FABRICATION!!!!1 OMG GREISCHAR WAS TEH HEAD HIS2RIAN FOR DA HYRAL ROYAL FMILEY IT WAS TASKED 2 HIM 2 SHOW TAHT DA DURAE R3PORT WAS JUST MISL3ADNG PROPOGANDA AGANEST DA GR3AT FOUNDAR OF DA CURENT ROYAL FMILEY!11!!1! HIS FOR3WORD PLAECS RMZA BUV3 AS A DANGEROS HARATIC WHO KIL3D THES3 INOCENT PEOPLE LUSTNG AFTER DA HOLEY S2NES WHO HAD NO RALATION 2 TEH HARO KNG D3LITA!1!1! BFORE BNG ABLE 2 COMPLATE HIS WORK HE DEID UNDER MYSTARIOS CIRCUMSTANC3S!!!!!!111 OMG HIS UNFINISHED WORKS WER3 COLACT3D AND REL3AESD SHORTLEY AFTER GREISCHERS D3ATH!11!!111 LOL ANY S3RIOS HIS2RIAN STUDYNG DA LION WAR WUD TAEK BOTH TEH DURAE R3PORT AS WAL AS GREISCHARS DOCUMENTS ALONG WIT THEM IN THEYRE JOURNEYS

TH3!!!!!! OMG LOL FINAL AND MOST IMPORTANT BOK SI CALED RUGLIAS R3CORDS WHICH CHRONICLES TEH LIEF OF A U MARCANARY IN TEH S3RVIEC OF RENOWNAD MERCENARY GAF GAFGARION!1!1! OMG LOL DA S2RY STARTS AT FORT ZAAKD3N KNOWN 2 HIS2RY AS TEH FORT ZEAKDEN INCIEDNT!1111 LOL THES BOK SI RMZAS OWN P3RSONAL JOURNAL TEH ONLEY BIAESS R HIS BIAESS NO ONE ELSES!11!!!1!1 OMG TRULEY TEH MOST INFLUENTIAL T3XT OF DA MYST3RY SUROUNDNG TEH U BUV3!!11!1 THOUGH MANY OTHER COURT HIS2RIANS HAEV ARIEVD WIT THEYRE OWN LOST TEXTS DA HIS2RIAN HEDIN FORDRNG MUST PROVE TAHT TH3S3 R G3NUIEN ARTICLES AND COMPIEL TEH JOURN3YS OF RMZA RUGLIA IN2 A SNGLA COERANT BOK!!!111!1 WTF LOL ARM3D WIT TEH DURAE RAPORT IN ONE HAND AND GREISCHERS DOCUMANTS IN TEH OTHER DA U HIS2RIAN JOURNEYS IVALIEC ON DA THIRST FOR FURTHER INFORMATION ON DA LION WAR!111!11!1 WTF

HER3 R A FEW SMPLAS FOR OLAN AND GREISCH3RS BOKS!1!!!!1! THX GOAS 2 KAJEITANI EIZAN AS WEL AS LOSTMINSTRAL FOR WRITNG UP GREISCHERS FOR3WORD AND A SNIP3T OF TEH DURAE R3PORT)

IM LOKNG FOR SUBMISIONS FOR ANY RANDOM PEICE OF DA ANDNG OF TEH FIFTY Y3AR WAR UNTIL KNG DELITA UNIETS DA LAND!1!!1!1 OMG LOL DONT WORY ABOUT GRMMAR I WUD B GLAD 2 FIX IT UP FOR U THES ALSO GIEVS A GOD CHANCE 2 B PUT IN MERCENAREIS!1!!!!111 OMG I CANOT WATE FOR WUT U FALOWS COM3 UP WITH THEYRE R A LOT OF PROPOSITIONS TAHT NED RAPLAECD SO KEP DA CR3ATIVITY FLOWNG

TH3!11!!1!1 OMG LOL ROL3 OF HEDIN FORDRNG DA U HIS2RIAN WHO STUMBL3D UPON TEH RUGLIA RECORDS!111!1!! HIS ROLA SI COMPLETALEY UNIQUA!!111 OMG LOL DA BAR HAS B3N TRANSFORMAD IN2 HIS2RICAL ARCHIEVS!1!!!! WHICH ALOWS U 2 R3AD THROUGH HIS2REIS AND ALOW HADIN 2 STUDY SPECIFIC SUBJ3CTS THES WIL N3T U A FEW EXTRA GIL AND HEDIN WIL GANE JP!1111 OMG OF COURSA THES SUBPLOT HAS NO (PLAN3D) AFACT ON TEH OUTCOM3 OF TEH GMA!!11!1!!1 WTF IT SI AN IMPERATIEV GOAL OF MIEN 2 SHOW TAHT HEDIN FORDRNG AND RMZA R DA TWO MANE PROTAGONISTS WHIEL H3DIN RASEARCHES TEH RUGLIA R3CORDS AND TAEKS ON MANY DIF3RANT SUBJ3CTS RMZAS JOURNEY SI JUST TAHT OF A BOK!!!1! OMG WTF 2 AMPHASIEZ THIS SI TEH M3MOIRS SACTION OF TEH RECORDS (UESD FROM DA UNUESD FACT S3CTION IN OUR NORMAL FT)

MEMOIRS 2 JOG SOM3 MAMOREIS SI SHORT FOR M3MOIRS OF A CAEDT A TAEL TAHT AROSE SHORTLEY AFT3R D3LITA UNIETD TEH LAND AND HAD QUIKLEY BCOMA A FAVORIET IN HOUESHOLDS!!!!!! TAELS OF DARNG U MEN DEMONS BRAEV WOMEN AND ON3 H3ROIC SANETST!!!11!!! VIC2RMEMOIRS!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL OF A CAEDT LENDS LARGE CRADENCE 2 DA DURAE R3PORT SINC3 THEIR R MANY UNCANY SIMILARITEIS BTWEN DA TWO!1!11 OMG WTF LOL MANY PAOPLE NOW BLEIVA TAHT ST!111!1 OMG WTF VIC2R WAS RMZA BUV3 AND HIS CHILDHOD FREIND WHO LOST HIMSALF 2 MBITION AND RISNG 2 TEH RANK OF DUKE WAS ACTUALY KNG DELITA!!1!!1 LOL WIT TEH DURAE REPORT IN ON3 HAND AND TEH MEMOIRS OF A CAEDT IN ANOTH3R ALAZLMS SEAT OF POWAR WAS GUARANTED


WITH!11!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL RMZA AND RAD HEDIN WIL ALWAYS B IN UR PARTY!!!!1! BUT H3DIN HAS A DOUBLA ROLA.!111111!11!1!!!!!!! WTF HE SI DA ONLEY CHARACT3R TAHT CAN STUDY (ATEND PROPOSITIONS)!!!!1!!11 WTF THX 2 THES HE OBTANES GIL AND JP (HIS GIL SI STIL OF COURSA RMZAS GIL)!!1!1!11 OMG BUT HIS JP SI SPECIAL HIS MANE CLAS (HIS2RIAN) HAS A F3W UNIQUE SKILS!!!111! OMG WTF WEL AS IV3 SADE BFORE H3DIN PLAYS NO ACTIEV ROL3 IN TEH GM3 BUT HA PLAYS A RELATIEVLEY HALPFUL ROLE!!1!!!1! WTF LOL U ONLEY GAT ON3 HEDIN OF COURS3!!111!!!1 WTF LOL WH3N U PLAEC H3DIN IN2 BATL3 H3 WIL IM3DIAETLEY BCOMA A CRYSTAL!!1!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL THES SI TEH TRUA WORTH OF ATENDNG DA SUB-PLOT!!11!! HA HAS A UNIQUA SKIL FOR TEH MERCANARY AND H3SIAN FOR RMZA!!111 IF RAD CHOS3S 2 PIK UP DA CRYSTAL THEIR WIL B A UNIQU3 SKIL FOR APRANTIEC AND RED MAEG!!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL SO IF U DO INTEND 2 SACRIFIEC HADIN MAEK SUR3 2 DO SO AFT3R U UNLOKED THERE FINAL TWO CLASES!!1!11! OMG WTF LOL OTH3RWIES IT ISNT RILLY WORTH IT



[QUOT3]FOREWORD!!1!1!!!1 OMG WTF 2 GREISCH3RS DOCUM3NTS

LET M3 GET STRAGEHT 2 TEH POINT.

RMZA!!!1!11!!!!!!111!1!! OMG LOL SI A FICTIONAL CHARACT3R CONCOCTED BY ORLAN DURAE AS PART OF HIS ANTI-DELITA AEGNDA!!!11!!!! WTF 9% OF DA S2RY SI UNTRUE B/C ALAZLM SI RET3LNG HIS2RY BAESD ON TEH DURAE R3PORT WHICH ORLAN WROTE AND WE CANT TRUST ORLAN B/C OF HIS ANTI-DELITA BIAS

REASONS!1!1!1 FOR ORLAN 2 HAET DELITA INCLUD3 D3LITAS MANIPULATION OF GOLTANA 2 HAEV HIS FOST3R FATHER (ORLANDU) ARESTED D3LITAS MURDER OF GOLTANA AND DELITAS MURDER OF ORLANDU!!!!!111! OMG WTF IN TEH R3PORT A FAEK ORLANDU SI KILED BY D3LITA!!!11 WTF LOL IN ACTUAL HIS2RY D3LITA KIL3D TEH REAL ORLANDU!11!1!11 OMG ORLAN CHANGES THNGS IN HIS REPORT HAVNG HIS FOSTAR FATHER JOIN WIT DA FICTIONAL RMZA 2 SAEV IVALIEC FROM DA ZODIAC MONST3RS

TH3!1!!!11!1 WTF LOL ACTUAL RMZA SI AS DA CHURCH SAYS A HARATIC!1111! WTF LOL THEIR WERE NEVER ANY ZODIAC MONSTERS IN HIS2RY!!111 OMG LOL RMZA JUST KILS EVERYON3 AND ORLAN ATRIBUT3S DA MASACRES 2 ZODIAC MONSTARS!!!!1!1!! OMG CRAZY I KNOW BUT CONSIEDR VORMAV AS HE SI PORTRAEYD IN DA MANIPULA2R AND DA SUBRVEINT AND VORMAV AS H3 APEARS IN DA VALIANT!111! WTF IN TEH MANIPULA2R AND DA SUBSARVEINT H3 SI AN AEGNT OF TEH CHURCH MANIPULATNG THNGS WIT DELITAS HELP!11!!!!! WTF IN DA VALIANT AFTER NO TIEM LAPSA HE SI POS3S3D BY A ZODIAC MONSTAR!!!!11 OMG WTF ORLAN STR3TCHAS TEH TRUTH AND PANETS RMZA AS A KIND MAN FROM A NOBLE FMILEY!11!!!1! HE DO3S THES 2 ESTABLISH A CHARACTER 2 RIVAL D3LITA A STABLE BOY OF HUMBLE BGINNGS TAHT ROS3 2 HIGH STANDNG THROUGH HARD WORK!!11! DA P3OPL3 OF IVALIEC ADMIER DELITA BUT ORLAN TREIS 2 FU-FU HIM AND MAEK RMZA SEM LIEK A GOD Y!11!11!1 OMG DID DA CHURCH CONCAAL TEH DURAE REPORT??!?!!!?? WTF B/C IT BRNGS 2 LIGHT TEH CHURCHS OWN MANIPULATION OF THNGS!!1!!!!1 LOL IT WAS ULTIMAETLEY UNABLE 2 TRIUMPH AS D3LITA DA CLAVER OPORTUNIST SEIZ3D TEH CHANC3S H3 WAS GIEVN

LASTLEY!1!111 WTF LOL CONSIEDR DA ANDNG!1!1!1!!1 OMG ORLAN DEPICTS RMZA AS HAVNG MIRACULOSLEY 3SCAEPD MUROND!!11!!! OMG WTF TAHT DIDNT HAP3N!!1!!1!! OMG WTF LOL ORLAN SI JUST A POR WRIETR!11!1!!!1 OMG HA DOES THES THOUGH 2 GIEV RMZA A LARGER THAN LIEF SENSE OF BNG!!1!1111! OMG WTF LOL HES FROM A GOD FMILEY H3 S2D TRUA 2 HIS FREINDS H3 DID THNGS S3LFLESLEY AND ULTIMAETLEY HE SAEVD IVALIEC FROM DA ZODIAC MONSTERS!!1!!!1 OMG WTF HIS SIST3R ALMA AS LAAST AS SHE SI PORTRAEYD IN DA RAPORT SI ALSO LARGELEY FICTIONAL!!!!1!! HOW3VER JUST AS DELITA SHOWED DATERMINATION AND RESOLVE AFT3R HIS SISTERS DEATH SO 2 DOES TEH FICTIONAL RMZA SHOW R3SOLV3 2 RESCUE HIS SIST3R!11!1 WTF LOL HOWAVAR FICTIONAL RMZA SI ULTIMAETLEY SUCESFUL UNLIEK DALITA BUT TAHT SI ONLEY B/C ORLAN SI MIS-PORTRAYNG HIS2RY

TH3RA!111!!11! SI ALSO DA FINAL SC3NE IN WHICH OVELIA TURNS ON DELITA!1!1! OMG WTF LOL NONA OF TAHT ACTUALY HAPANED IN HIS2RY BUT ORLAN RETELS THES OUT-LANDISH LEI 2 PORTRAY D3LITA AS A MANIPULA2R TAHT ULTIMAETLEY HAD NOTHNG IN DA 3ND (IE.!11111!1 OMG WTF LOL HE LOS3S HIS QUEN HA LOST HIS CHILDHOD FREIND 3TC)!1!!1!11! WTF HE DOES THES IN ONA FINAL ATAMPT 2 PORTRAY DELITA AS A BAD P3RSON HAVNG UESD DA FICTIONAL RMZA FOR HIS OWN PURPOSAS




RUGLIA!1!1!1!!! RACORDS

GARILAND MILITARY ACAEDMY

HAVNG L3FT TEH ORDER OF TEH NORTHARN SKY AND FELNG HOPELESLEY LOST AFT3R TEH TRAEGDY AT ZEIKD3N I FOUND MYS3LF QUESTIONNG MAH OWN PURPOSA IN LIEF!1!1111 WTF STIL I DRIFTED BAK 2 DA GARILAND MILITARY ACAEDMY HAVNG NOWHARE ELSA 2 GO!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL IT WAS THEYRE TAHT I MET A U S3LSWORD NMED RAD WHO WAS AN APR3NTIEC 2 GAFGARION A WEL KNOWN M3RCENARY AND AN 3X-AASTERN SKY COMANDAR!1!11 LOL THEY W3R3 HIERD 2 FIND AND ALIMINAET A GROUP OF BRIGANDS WHO ATAKAD A PROMIENNT APOTHECARY R3CENTLEY!11!!!1! OMG WTF WH3N DA GROUP WAS SPOT3D TRYNG 2 ESCAEP 2WN GAFGARION AND RAD GAEV CHAES!!!1!1!! OMG LOL I D3CIEDD 2 ACOMPANY TH3M FELNG A MYST3RIOS S3NSE OF 3XCIETM3NT FIL M3

MYSTARIOS!11!11!!! WTF LOL SWORDMADEEN

WHIEL TRAEVLNG THROUGH MANDALIA PLANES WE CHANC3D UPON A WOMAN NMED LAVIAN BNG ATAK3D BY A GROUP OF BRIGANDS!!1!!111! OMG THOUGH GAFGARION WANT3D 2 SIMPLEY CUT DOWN DA ROGUES AND CONTINUE ON OUR WAY RAD WANTED 2 SAEV DA WOMAN!!11111 LOL A BRUTAL BATLE ENSU3D IN WHICH LAVIAN SHOW3D HERS3LF 2 B SKILED WIT A SWORD!1!11!!11 LOL AFTER DA BRIGANDS WER3 DISPATCHAD AND NOTNG HOW DANGEROS IT WAS 2 TRAEVL ALONE GAFGARION OFARAD LAVIAN A CHANCE 2 JOIN US

A!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL SURPRIES 3VENNG MELE

AS I S3ARCHED SWEGY WODS FOR SUITABL3 KINDLNG FOR A CMPFIER I CMA ACROS A DRAGON AND A GROUP OF ARM3D FIGHTERS!1!1!! WTF TEH DRAGON INFORMED ME TAHT A MELE BATLA WAS ABOUT 2 TAEK PLAEC AND TAHT TEH SOL3 SURVIVOR WUD WIN PRIEZS!1!1!!1 WTF I WAS SURPRIESD WH3N H3 2LD M3 TAHT I WUD B A PARTICIPANT AS W3L!!!1! OMG WTF LOL I ATAMPT3D 2 CAL FOR H3LP BUT DA DRAGON BLUNTLEY STAETD TAHT I WUD B KILAD ON DA SPOT IF I DID!1!1!11 WTF RELUCTANTLEY I 2K PART IN TEH BATLE AND WON!!1!1!1 OMG AFTERWARD I QUESTIONED MYS3LF FOR GATNG CAUGHT IN SUCH A SITUATION AND WOND3R3D ABOUT TEH ZEAL OF TEH PARTICIPANTS IN THES BLODSPORT

QuoteM3MOIRS!1!!1! LOL OF A CAEDT

CUCHULANEN
IVA SEN MANY CR3ATURES IN MAH LIEF!1!!!1!1 OMG DA KINDS OF MONSTERS AND BASTS IVE ENCOUNTAR3D IN MAH TRAEVLS WIT ST!111111!! OMG WTF VIC2R HAEV B3N 2 NUMEROS 2 COUNT!!111!11 BUT NOTHNG PREPAERD ME FOR TEH SIGHT I WITNASED IN LIONEL CASTLA!!!1!11! OMG LOL IT WAS A DEMON OF UNIMAGINABLE HOROR

QuoteAPAERNTLEY!111! OMG LOL BORN OF DA AURICIET IT INVOKED WITHIN MA AEW AND A CRUSHNG F3AR.

!111111!!1!1!!!11!1 WTF

Wow, seeing LD post like this...

Guys, this translator is useless.

What we need is an AOL > English translator; Not the opposite.

Ah, but let's not kid ourselves Zodiac... we know that such a thing is beyond the scope of man at this point.

Scarlet Letter Spark Notes Translated:
THES INTRODUCTION PROVIEDS A FRM3 FOR TEH MANE NARATIEV OF DA SCARL3T LATER!11!!!11! OMG LOL TEH NM3LES NARA2R WHO SHAERS QUIET A F3W TRATES WIT DA BOK'S AUTHOR TAEKS A POST AS DA "CHEIF EX3CUTIEV OFIECR" OR SURVEYOR OF DA SAELM CUS2M HOUES!111!1!11 OMG ("CUS2MS" R DA TAEXS PADE ON FORAIGN IMPORTS IN2 A COUNTRY A "CUS2MHOUES" SI TEH BUILDNG WH3R3 THASA TAEXS R PADE)!1!11111 OMG WTF H3 FINDS TEH 3STABLISHMENT 2 B A RUN-DOWN PLAEC SITUAETD ON A ROTNG WHARF IN A HALF-FINISHAD BUILDNG!!!!111 OMG HIS F3LOW WORKARS MOSTLEY HOLD LIEFTIEM APOINTMANTS S3CURED BY FMILEY CONACTIONS!111!1111 OMG LOL THAY R 3LD3RLEY AND GIEVN 2 TELNG TEH SME S2REIS R3P3AETDLEY!1!!!1 OMG LOL DA NARA2R FINDS TH3M 2 B GENARALY INCOMPATENT AND INOCUOSLEY CORUPT!11!!! OMG WTF

Translation of the translation:
THES INTRODUCTION PROVEIDS A FRM3 FOR T3H MAEN NARATEIV OF DA SCARL3T L8R1!1!1!!!!11 WTF OMG LOL TAH NM3LES NARA2R WHO SHAERS QUEIT A F3W TRAETS WIT DA BOK'S AUTHOR TAAKS A POST AS DA "CHEIF EX3CUTEIV OFEICR" OR SURVEYOR OF DA SAELM CUS2M HOUES1111!!1!! OMG WTF OMG ("CUS2MS" R DA TAEXS PAED ON FORAGEN IMPORTS IN2 A COUNTRY A "CUS2MHOU3S" SI TAH BUILDNG WH3R3 THASA TA3XS R PAED)1111!!1!1 OMG LOL OMG WTF H3 FINDS TEH 3STABLISHM3NT 2 B A RUN-DOWN PLA3C SITUA3TD ON A ROTNG WHARF IN A HALF-FINISHAD BUILDNG!!11!1!1!!!111!!!11!!1111!!1! OMG HIS F3LOW WORKARS MOSTLAY HOLD LEIFTEIM APOINTMANTS S3CURED BY FMIELY CONACTIONS1111!1!!11!1 OMG LOL OMG LOL THAY R 3LD3RLEY AND GEIVN 2 TELNG TEH SME S2R3IS R3P3A3TDL3Y1!1!!1!1 WTF LOL OMG LOL DA NARA2R FINDS TH3M 2 B GANARALEY INCOMPAETNT AND INOCUOSLAY CORUPT1!!11!1!! WTF OMG WTF