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spider bite on my penis

Started by Jacob31593, November 20, 2008, 07:05:35 am

DarthPaul

November 20, 2008, 10:50:14 pm #20 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Thats a genius idea Zodiac, desu.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Green Archer

November 21, 2008, 06:06:09 am #21 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Green Archer
Heard this guy on the news though one time wherein he had to cut of his penis' head because of an infection. He surely mised playing with it though so he had his own toe cut off and had it surgically attached as a substitute 'head' for his penis.

VincentCraven

November 21, 2008, 08:59:22 am #22 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by VincentCraven
...

Reminds me of the last time I tried eating Spam.  I was very repulsed and scarred for life.
I changed jobs and that has made all the difference.

Jacob31593

November 21, 2008, 10:08:02 am #23 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Jacob31593
its a bit smaller today, but instead of hurting it itches like a son of a

darkegg

November 21, 2008, 02:14:25 pm #24 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darkegg
You'd better find a way to get treatment for it,
before your tulip starts to bloom, which is when you kiss good-bye to your manhood.

Jacob31593

November 21, 2008, 04:17:38 pm #25 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Jacob31593
mommy brought me cream and i already rubbed it ever so gently into the bump but its still itchy

DarthPaul

November 21, 2008, 05:35:21 pm #26 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
sucks man that just sucks
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

dwib

November 21, 2008, 09:03:11 pm #27 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by dwib
mommies ftw

darkegg

November 22, 2008, 03:51:35 am #28 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darkegg
Dip ur penis into the cream instead

Jacob31593

November 22, 2008, 08:41:57 am #29 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Jacob31593
today it has a scab thing over it, and its smaller, i think it will be gone tomorrow

Son_of_Jim

November 22, 2008, 10:48:44 am #30 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Son_of_Jim

darkegg

November 22, 2008, 12:14:47 pm #31 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darkegg
Remember to test it to make sure it still works right.

DarthPaul

November 22, 2008, 02:36:25 pm #32 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Quote from: "Jacob31593"today it has a scab thing over it, and its smaller, i think it will be gone tomorrow

lol i shall refrain from saying it but it is really obvious
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Jacob31593

November 23, 2008, 03:26:55 pm #33 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Jacob31593
today its just a red splotch, a shadow of its former self, dam it i'll have to go back to school :(

Dormin Jake

November 23, 2008, 03:55:42 pm #34 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Dormin Jake
Quote from: "Jacob31593"today its just a red splotch, a shadow of its former self, dam it i'll have to go back to school :(
Pronoun unclear.  What is now "just a red splotch": the spider bite, or something...else?
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We are Dormin. Thou art to bring us a tasty beverage.
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Jacob31593

November 23, 2008, 04:14:31 pm #35 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Jacob31593
Quote from: "Dormin Jake"
Quote from: "Jacob31593"today its just a red splotch, a shadow of its former self, dam it i'll have to go back to school :(
Pronoun unclear.  What is now "just a red splotch": the spider bite, or something...else?
the spider bite you silly

Archael

November 23, 2008, 05:42:17 pm #36 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Archael
close this topic

seriously

Jacob31593

November 23, 2008, 07:08:23 pm #37 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Jacob31593
Quote from: "Voldemort7"close this topic

seriously
arent you a mod or something?

Archael

November 23, 2008, 07:11:47 pm #38 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Archael
no

dwib

November 23, 2008, 08:33:24 pm #39 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by dwib
Voldemort you are being a cyber bully

plz quit