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spider bite on my penis

Started by Jacob31593, November 20, 2008, 07:05:35 am

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Jacob31593

November 20, 2008, 07:05:35 am Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Jacob31593
i woke up and there was a spider bite on the side of my penis, its a little bump thats opened up at the top, i had the same thing 4 years ago in 6th grade only then it was on the bottom of my shaft and now its on the right side, i get to skip school today though because i cant really walk all that well  :)

dwib

November 20, 2008, 09:27:46 am #1 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by dwib
get some girl to suck the venom out

Zozma

November 20, 2008, 10:08:24 am #2 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Zozma
what if it was a fiddelback those things slowly rot the flesh off... leaving you with... NOTHING! .... but you wont notice right away.. and its painless (so they say anyway). but you could always wave it around at your doctor to make sure! :)
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TRC

November 20, 2008, 10:28:39 am #3 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by TRC
what if its herpes??? @_@

Jacob31593

November 20, 2008, 10:47:20 am #4 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Jacob31593
i wanted mom to take me to the doctors but we cant afford it

kinneas123

November 20, 2008, 10:49:38 am #5 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by kinneas123
That both sucks and is gross.  Hope it's not a brown recluse...

DarthPaul

November 20, 2008, 11:05:14 am #6 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Quote from: "dwib"get some girl to suck the venom out

damn you ya beat me to the punch
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Jacob31593

November 20, 2008, 01:41:12 pm #7 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Jacob31593
i just made a discovery, if im careful i can still jack off, but i think my bro saw my unzipped pants and title bar when he walked in to grab the blank cds o.o

Dormin Jake

November 20, 2008, 04:22:57 pm #8 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Dormin Jake
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Xifanie

November 20, 2008, 04:33:48 pm #9 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Xifanie
I got bitten by a spider down there once but it wasn't much bad. I guess the spider's size and venom's dissolving power are much greater in your area.
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gojoe

November 20, 2008, 04:36:06 pm #10 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by gojoe
there's just some risks you shouldn't take, and if you do lose your penis you could always become a priest.
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Jacob31593

November 20, 2008, 05:51:18 pm #11 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Jacob31593
Quote from: "gojoe"there's just some risks you shouldn't take, and if you do lose your penis you could always become a priest.

im not a believer, and im gonna be a marine, how the **** am i supposed to rape helpless locals without a penis?

dwib

November 20, 2008, 06:41:15 pm #12 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by dwib
you will be able to only pillage and plunder locals rather than rape, pillage, and plunder. it's a bummer dude, hope you grow a new one

Archael

November 20, 2008, 07:29:10 pm #13 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Archael
wtf is with you people and cock spiders

noobs

Jacob31593

November 20, 2008, 07:43:19 pm #14 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Jacob31593
Quote from: "Voldemort7"wtf is with you people and cock spiders

noobs

if i took a pic and uploaded it would you guys get in trouble for child porn or would it be ok since its for medical purposes?  :oops:

Archael

November 20, 2008, 07:50:08 pm #15 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Archael
not interested, dude

KazeKasano

November 20, 2008, 07:51:22 pm #16 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by KazeKasano
O_O
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dwib

November 20, 2008, 08:39:41 pm #17 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by dwib
hey guyz n00b question LOLZ where's the penis? o_O

DarthPaul

November 20, 2008, 10:07:27 pm #18 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Lolz at dwib and dude no way in hell maybe 4chan will be interested, desu.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Xifanie

November 20, 2008, 10:21:01 pm #19 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Xifanie
Jacob, you can RAPE without a penis.






Use a strap-on.
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