Final Fantasy Hacktics

I finally have a plan.

First, I'll go to Oran Mor, in Missouri. In the likely event that they tell me to fuck off, I go to Alpha Farm in Oregon. In the probable event they reject me, I find a hacker from ffHacktics or rhdn to take my video games off me (they can have them) in payment for holding my netbook for me (which contains all my life info, and other useful shit). I then go to the coast of Washington with my survival gear, live in the woods on a bluff overlooking the sea, bathe in the sea, fish, hunt, and learn to surf and probably build myself a canoe.

Why the coast of Washington?  The weather is mild, the land is wooded and at least semi-wild, fish are plentiful, and Washington is both pretty well off economically and a pretty laid back hippy place (I mean that in a good way).

What I need is somebody who lives near Oregon or Washington, or near Missouri, whom I can give a bunch of my games.  Oran Mor in near Squires, Missouri, and Alpha is near Deadwood, Oregon.  I need someone who lives in or near those states, ideally near those cities, though I can probably figure out a way to get to your place and get out real quick.

This person would get all my video games, in return for holding my laptop and a dozen books for me.  I own:
*A PS1, with three dozen games, which include one or two copies of every Final Fantasy game released on that platform, as well as the SaGa games, Azure Dreams, Suikoden, Saiyuki, Kartia, Tenchu 1 and 2, Metal Gear Solid, and some other obscure games, along with a back-plugged in gameshark and a faulty cd-x gameshark, a bunch of memory cards, all the wires and crap.
*A PS2, with Romancing SaGa: Minstrel Song, FFXII, Tenchu: Wrath Of Heaven, Shinobi, Metal Gear Solid 3, and some other games I never played, that seem okay.  Also, I have a codebreaker.  All the wires and hookups are included.
*A PSP, with FFT:WOTL, Jeanne D'Arc, various chargers and other wires, and a crappy music remixer.
*A GBA, with every Final Fantasy released on that platform, most of the Zelda games, obscure RPGs and Tactical RPGS (Yggdra Union, Sigma Star Saga, Tactics Ogre: TKOL, some other games, a codebreaker.

While you're holding my laptop, there's no reason you can't use it.  I run Linux Mint 10, which is derived from Ubuntu 10.10.  I can show you how to keep it updated and how to deal with problems, and point you toward their help forum.  I can also create a private directory for you, since I'll have to give you admin access to allow you to run the updater.  The software manager allows access to a ton of free and open source programs of all types.  The laptop has 1 GB of RAM, running at 3.2 GHz, and  a 160 GB hard drive, with a metric ass ton of music.

The books are a mix of fiction and creative writing books, including 10 books on screenwriting and creative writing that are actual textbooks in creative writing courses.  If you're looking to improve your writing abilities, these are what you want to read.

If you want, I'll let you use my car while I'm out in the woods (though you'll have to insure it), or I'll sell it to you.  Your call.