• Welcome to Final Fantasy Hacktics. Please login or sign up.
 
June 16, 2025, 06:50:12 pm

News:

Use of ePSXe before 2.0 is highly discouraged. Mednafen, RetroArch, and Duckstation are recommended for playing/testing, pSX is recommended for debugging.


Junk E-Mail

Started by Eternal248, January 31, 2011, 05:17:57 am

Eternal

January 31, 2011, 05:17:57 am Last Edit: February 04, 2011, 04:50:23 pm by Dome
This topic is for people who've received funny junk/spam e-mail. The below is one I got today:

Please i need your assistance

Wishing you Merry Christmas and Properous new Year in Advance

Dear I know that this message will come as a suprise to you but after much consideration i decided to contact you,before we proceed, i don't know if i have introduced myself to you, I am Miss Becky Koulibaly

The reason why i send this massage to you is because i am not safe here due to my situation and my predicament so i decided to seek for your assistance.
I have a serious problem which is an injury that lingers in my soul for almost seven months now and i want somebody who is reliable and honest who will advise or give me a asuggestion on how to overcome the crisis. my mother is not longer aalive here in abidjan as i am writing you and recently My Beloved Dad join his ancestors though the hand of his wicked brother who call him self my uncle but has turn to be a lion over night to me.

How i wish i will see you now in my country and we talk to each other at present. my father before his death was a chairman of cocoa dealers here in bouake ivory coast,that was when am still a student at the federal college of in Abidjan. but i stop school after the death of my father because my uncle decided to poison me just for nothing sake, As am writing you now, all my hope and dream of future was shartered and spread to the sky as i don't know what to do,

My father left a big amount of money with the bank USD 4.5MILLION DOLLARS, and i don't know about this, it was on the 10th of october last year that our farmily lawyer kindly hand over to me the documents covering the deposit and the WILL my father wrote and the instruction on how i will utilise the money, Meanwhile i don't know what actually what to do with this money because of shartered brain and life line, that is why i contacted you so that you can advise me or give me suggestion how i will handle the inheritance and also help me to transfer this fund to your account .

And after the conclution of the transfer i will  come over to your  country to continue my education, Please it is a long story that if i start to narrate them now, you will be start  shedding tears over there, but i will give you more details in your next mail but kindly bear in mind that i need you to help  me out of this my bad condition and help transfer this money to his account and assist me come over there for security of my life and the fund and start a new life you.

please contact me through my private email address so that i will send you more details.
My private email is becky_koulibaly01@yahoo.fr

Please i need your  help, please i will love to hear from you urgent.

Thanks once again and please extend my greeting to your family.
Thanks and God bless you

Miss Becky Koulibaly
  • Modding version: PSX & WotL
"You, no less human than we? Ha! Now there's a beastly thought. You've been less than we from the moment your baseborn father fell upon your mother in whatever gutter saw you sired! You've been chattel since you came into the world drenched in common blood!"
  • Discord username: eternal248#1817

VampragonLord

15:05   slave: consensual slavery is the best thing ever~

Kaijyuu

At least you're not getting penis enlargement spam, Vamp.
  • Modding version: PSX

Dome

Quote from: Kaijyuu on January 31, 2011, 11:28:40 am
At least you're not getting penis enlargement spam, Vamp.

"Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow"

Xifanie

Hey why don't I ever get the Breast implants one :(
I don't want to enlarge my penis!!! >_<
  • Modding version: PSX
Love what you're seeing? https://supportus.ffhacktics.com/ 💜 it's really appreciated

Anything is possible as long as it is within the hardware's limits. (ie. disc space, RAM, Video RAM, processor, etc.)
<R999> My target market is not FFT mod players
<Raijinili> remember that? it was awful

Dome

Quote from: Xifanie on January 31, 2011, 03:23:28 pm
Hey why don't I ever get the Breast implants one :(
I don't want to enlarge my penis!!! >_<

YEAH!
FAKE SILICONE SHIT FOR XIF!

"Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow"

Pickle Girl Fanboy

February 03, 2011, 11:28:48 am #6 Last Edit: February 03, 2011, 01:29:12 pm by Dome
Quote from: Xifanie on January 31, 2011, 03:23:28 pm
Hey why don't I ever get the Breast implants one :(
I don't want to enlarge my penis!!! >_<


Been meaning to ask you, how far are you going with gender reassignment?  The full penis-rearrangement surgery (if they remove it, see if you can get a pic and post it here), testicle removement while remaining a dickgirl, or what?

How much does it cost?  Does taking hormones while you still have testicles screw with the hormone treatment, or did they remove your testicles first or give you testosterone blocking drugs?  The world wants to know!

VampragonLord

PGF that would probably be better suited for a PM, but ill address the bulk of your questions
the surgery is about 20~30 grand, to prevent the guymones (testosterone) from interfering, you take pills called blockers (anti-androgens) which prevent the testosterone from binding/forming properly. removing the testicles without the rest of the phallus actually makes it HARDER to have proper sexual reassignment surgery, because they dont just "chop it off", they turn it into a proper vagina.
15:05   slave: consensual slavery is the best thing ever~

Pickle Girl Fanboy

The more you know!  Speaking of which, I heard this story from a friend of mine in the Army that one of the guys in his unit met a woman in South Korea and, because of her, he now wants gender reassignment surgery.  Technically, nothing about it is gay, so they can't kick him out.
/creepy converstation

MysticKnightFF5

Aren't gays allowed in the army as of like...3 weeks ago?

Ryu

Quote from: MysticKnightFF5 on February 03, 2011, 08:08:04 pm
Aren't gays allowed in the army as of like...3 weeks ago?


Purse in one hand, dildo in the other, and we're unstoppable!




GeneralStrife

Ah our nation will be unstoppable with the queer brigade, our enemies will cower in fear of being buttraped

MysticKnightFF5

No, that's the furfags. Even queers are sane.

Dome

WINNING NOTIFICATION
The British National Lottery
P O Box 1010
3b Olympic Way, Sefton Business Park,
Aintree, Liverpool , L30 1RD
(Customer Services)

Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
Ticket number:56475600545 188
Lucky Numbers: 05,06,17,20,28,42(Bonus33)

WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We wish to congratulate and inform you on the selection of cash prize
#1,000,000.00 (British Pounds) held on the 5th February 2011
in London Uk.The selection process was carried out through random
selection in Our computerized email selection system (ess) from a
database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from which you were
selected. And Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:
56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:
05, 06, 17, 20, 28, 42 (Bonus 33) ,which subsequently won you the
lottery in the 1st category i.e match 5 plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 1 Million
Pounds,(One Million Pounds) in cash credited to fileKTU/ 9023118308/03.
This is from a total cash prize of 1000,000 Million Pounds,shared
amongst the (4)lucky winners in this category i.e Match 6 plus bonus.
For due processing of your winning claim,please contact the
FIDUCIARY AGENT Information Officer Mr. Fred Peters who has been
assigned to assist you. You are to contact him with the following
details for the release of your winnings.

Agent Name: Mr. Fred Peters
Tel:+447024051534
+447024013832
Email: mr.fredpetersclaimsagent012@yahoo.com.hk

Contact him, please provide him with the following Requirements below:

Claims Requirements:
1.Name in full----------------------
2.Address---------------------------
3.Nationality-----------------------
4.Age-------------------------------
5.Occupation------------------------
6.Sex ------------------------------
7.Phone/Fax-------------------------
8.Present Country-------------------

If you do not contact your claims agent within 5 working days of this
Notification, your winnings would be revoked. Winners are advised to
keep their winning details/information from the public to avoid
Fraudulent claim (IMPORTANT) pending the prize claim by Winner.

*Winner under the age of 18 are automatically disqualified. *Staff of
the British Lottery are not to partake in this Lottery.

Accept my hearty congratulations once again!

Regards
Mrs. Stella Ellis
(Group Coordinator
Note that you are not to reply to this E-mail,please contact your
claimsofficer directly to start the processing of your claims
application form.

"Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow"

Pickle Girl Fanboy

February 12, 2011, 10:58:01 am #14 Last Edit: February 12, 2011, 01:14:28 pm by Pickle Girl Fanboy
No, that was in like 2008.

And if you think the military is not gay, then you've never been hazed naked in a shower.  Nothing like doing push-ups naked in a hot, steamy shower while dozens of other muscular young men like yourself are slipping and sliding over each other, and a burley black man in a green Ranger Rick hat is yelling at you in Batman-voice.

Totally not gay.

Neither is crawling into a sleeping bag with three other men during a field exercise to keep warm because nobody brought tents and it's raining during 40 degree weather.

Or punching each other bloody everytime someone has to leave the Patrol Base because you gotta give blood for your blood-brothers.

Go read God-Emperor of Dune.

RANDOM
http://fireleml.slightlydark.com/gallery.htm

Ryu

Quote from: Pickle Girl Fanboy on February 12, 2011, 10:58:01 am
And if you think the military is not gay, then you've never been hazed naked in a shower.  Nothing like doing push-ups naked in a hot, steamy shower while dozens of other muscular young men like yourself are slipping and sliding over each other, and a burley black man in a green Ranger Rick hat is yelling at you in Batman-voice.

Totally not gay.

Neither is crawling into a sleeping bag with three other men during a field exercise to keep warm because nobody brought tents and it's raining during 40 degree weather.

Or punching each other bloody everytime someone has to leave the Patrol Base because you gotta give blood for your blood-brothers.


No, of course not!

*Calls the nearest recruiter to set up an appointment*

Dome

QuoteDearest One
My name is Lizzy and i am a beautiful and hard working young girl.very
loving, tender and very caring. I am seriously looking for relationship leading to anything. Today i saw your profile in internet and i love it.i think that we can write together.please i will like you to contact me through this my email address,Please contact me with my email address above If you are interested in knowing more about me and for me to send you some pictures of mine, hoping to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God bless as you reply very fast.
lizzy

"Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow"