"Sorrow cannot be abolished. It is meaningless to try." - FFX's Yunalesca
"Good and evil are relative, but being a dick cannot be allowed." - Oglaf's Thaumaturge in "The Abyss"
"Well, see, the real magic isn't believing in yourself. The real magic is manipulating people by telling them to believe in themselves. The more you believe, the less you check facts." - Oglaf's Vanka in "Conviction"