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Meloniapolis shall fall!

Started by Kokojo, January 19, 2009, 01:32:17 pm

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Zalge

January 19, 2009, 04:42:29 pm #20 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Zalge
Cpt. Zalge... back on...

Ergh! Sustained heavy casualties in the battle. Me and one other man was the only one left. Fortunately he is a chemist and has draw out as his second skill set. He should be fine in reviving the fallen.

In the bar you say? According to my map, I'm about 1/4 mile from the bar! Just a second...

*drinks x-potion*

Phew, I feel better. Ok, I'll be under the bar in a matter of minutes, what would you ask of me to do with Ramza?
(Note: My class is Destiny Caller[class form my upcoming patch], with Talk skills as my secondary, Hamendo as my reaction, Magic defense up as my passive, and Move +2 as movement)

philsov

January 19, 2009, 05:00:48 pm #21 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by philsov
F this I'm defecting and becoming a moogle.
Just another rebel plotting rebellion.

DarthPaul

January 19, 2009, 05:02:44 pm #22 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
*Shoots philsov in the back of the head and absorbs the crystal*

Sorry but we need this text editor and you won't get in the way.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Bastard Poetry

January 19, 2009, 05:05:59 pm #23 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Bastard Poetry
Death Corps Bastard here.

I found some salami. Anyone want half a sammich? I can only stomach half of one, after all that blood and carnage (Kokojo had a nose bleed)

Over.
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Zalge

January 19, 2009, 05:08:28 pm #24 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Zalge
Quote from: "bastardpoetry"Death Corps Bastard here.

I found some salami. Anyone want half a sammich? I can only stomach half of one, after all that blood and carnage (Kokojo had a nose bleed)

Over.
Cpt. Zalge

I'll take half a sammy. But first I need my orders, I'm currently under the bar that Ramza is in, what should I do? Eliminate him? Befriend him? Kidnap him?

DarthPaul

January 19, 2009, 05:12:42 pm #25 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
I'll beam you an Iron giant.

Set it's self destruct sequence then run.

Out.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Xifanie

January 19, 2009, 07:37:12 pm #26 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Xifanie
Zodiac here,

All your MP are belong to us!

If you want to summon me you'd better have lotsa foods and girls else I'm gonna AK-47 your sorry asses.
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Zalge

January 19, 2009, 07:52:06 pm #27 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Zalge
Cpt. Zalge here.

The Iron Giant's self destruct has been set. Ramza will soon be eliminated.

But, just in case...
*summons Zodiac*
Sir. There are restaurants nearby for all the food you could need. My squad is mostly made up of girls, but they have been left behind, and should be regrouping outside the sewers soon, awaiting our arrival.

Zalge

January 19, 2009, 07:54:46 pm #28 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Zalge
Quote from: "darthpaul"*Grabs MT's body jumps away and uses PD on her*
I is so confused, is Magi a dude or a chick?

Samuraiblackbelt

January 19, 2009, 07:57:17 pm #29 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Samuraiblackbelt
a chick
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DarthPaul

January 19, 2009, 09:45:09 pm #30 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Well at least I know why my squad doesn't have MP......

Out.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Zalge

January 19, 2009, 09:50:56 pm #31 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Zalge
Cpt. Zalge here.

The Iron Giant has self-destructed. The Bar is destroyed. Enjoy the fireworks.

Whether Ramza has been destroyed or not has yet to be determined. I shall be re-entering the sewers soon... after Zodiac gets done with his orgy with the females in my squad...

-No! I don't want to join! Zodiac! Stop it!... No I am not gay! I just... wait, I get who first?... Ok. Be right over, sir.

Err... Cpt. Zalge, Over and Out.

DarthPaul

January 19, 2009, 09:52:50 pm #32 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
I just saw Ramza and Alma flee on Chocos........I think.


What is Captain Zalge up to.......oh good on him....

Errr I'm out.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Zalge

January 19, 2009, 09:59:20 pm #33 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Zalge
Quote from: "darthpaul"I just saw Ramza and Alma flee on Chocos........I think.


What is Captain Zalge up to.......oh good on him....

Errr I'm out.
Cpt. Zalge here.

*Just a sec, baby* I suggest we let Ramza go, we need to focus on breaching the city. *I said just a second, I need to...* Uh, just get back on the siege, guys. If Ramza is fleeing, its all for the better. If anyone feels the need to chase him, feel free and go and DESERT THE ARMY. *ok just one more second, I gotta finish this message*

Ok everyone, me and Zodiac will be back on the frontlines soon. Don't worry.

Cpt. Zalge, Over and Out.

DarthPaul

January 19, 2009, 10:10:19 pm #34 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Good news I picked him off with my Longbow just to realize it was a random pair of squires.

Out.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

gojoe

January 19, 2009, 10:15:51 pm #35 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by gojoe
WARNING WARNING WARNING

SHOOP EXPLOSION

*gojoe is dead, so is half the planet. unfortunately gojoe had the wrong directions and blew-up on the wrong side.*
I never learn from my mistakes.

Zalge

January 19, 2009, 10:18:13 pm #36 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Zalge
Cpt. Zalge here.

DAMN YOU, GOJOE! You killed the girl that was... I mean... you killed.... well... My prostitute was cut in half by that explosion.

I guess I have no choice but to go back to the fight...

Over and Out.

Archael

January 19, 2009, 10:28:21 pm #37 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Archael
Voldemort here

charging fire 2.

DarthPaul

January 19, 2009, 10:28:36 pm #38 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
!!!!!!!!!!!Some girl just got shooped and the girl she was with is screaming high pitched.........wait that's Zalge........I am creeped out....

Out.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

gojoe

January 19, 2009, 11:12:33 pm #39 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by gojoe
*half the planet crystalizes*
I never learn from my mistakes.
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