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[Lijj]

Kokojo I think you missed one.

[st4rw4k3r]

Dome, your use of rosebud is not correct.

edit: Kokojo you forgot LIJJ for the last turn.

[Joseph Strife]

> So, now i'm dead... i'm in the dead world so i decide to become it's lord, i attemp to defeat the dead lord and become the now one!

[Kokojo]

Pausing till tomorow : 4 players actions only is not sway. Sorry Lijj, btw.

>Accepts the lack of glory and decides to turn into something like a life-size Pez dispenser. But it's called called a Lijj dispenser that dispenses brick sized candies among other strange surprises instead.

Your roll : 5

You do it! You gain strange powers and you're proud of yourself! (+1 to next roll)

[RavenOfRazgriz]

-> Eat a fairy to restore health

[Kalas]

> Looks at aforementioned glowing eyes in the mirror.

[VampragonLord]

>conquer the realm of the dead

[Eternal]

>Continue casting magic.

[Lijj]

> Dispenses many wonderful candies and gifts to all players, even boxes of 24 Pez Dispenser sized versions of himself (souvenirs). Lijj also dispenses one small crate containing four X-Potions, one pack containing two grenades and a final small crate containing mysterious vials.

[Eternal]

Star rolls a 6!
Star resurrects with so much anger that he has a minor stroke! (-1 to next roll)

Dome rolls a 4!
Dome falls on the ground, yelling "Rosebud!"


Tigerspike rolls a 2!
Tigerspike fails to restore all the lost data.

Joseph Strife rolls a 6!
Joseph Strife becomes lord of the Dead Realm, but  gets overthrown! The demons declare revolution and oust him from power!

Raven of Razgriz rolls a 4!
Raven of Razgriz eats a faerie and gains 5 hearts back. (+1 to next roll)

Kalas rolls a 6!
Kalas looks at the glowing eyes in the mirror, and scares the mirror monster away. Unfortunately, this angers the other mirror
monsters who are now invading the world!

Vampragonlord rolls a 5!
Vampragonlord takes advantage of the weakened military might from Strife's usurping and takes over the Dead Realm with ease!
(+1 to next roll)

Eternal rolls a 5!
Eternal continues casting spells, and has bolstered his concentration! (+1 to next roll)

Lijj rolls a 3!
Lijj dispenses many Pez Dispensers, but the factory used toxic paint and Lijj gets poisoned! (-1 to next roll)


ROLL TO DODGE!

Star- 2 (-1) Final Roll: 1
Star is terribly gashed by the demon's horn and bleeds out, dying (again) a painful death.

STAR HAS LOST THE GAME (AGAIN)!

Dome- 4
A demon slices Dome with its sword, but only cuts his pants! Dome easily flees.

Tigerspike- 4
A demon lunges his spear at Tigerspike, but jumps just in the knick of time! Unfortunately, his boxers now have a hole.

Joseph Strife- 3
A demon falls from the sky with its blade out, but Strife rolls away just in time, suffering only a ripped shirt sleeve!

Raven of Razgriz- 2 (+1) Final Roll: 3
A demon charges at Raven, and manages to land a blow! (Wounded)

Kalas- 5
A demon attempts to ram Kalas from behind, but Kalas is able to leap over the demon and ram it back! (+1 to next roll)

Vampragonlord- 4 (+1) Final Roll: 5
An unfriendly female demon begins insulting Vamp's clothing style, but Vamp is able to use Finger Guard to flip the demon off!
(+1 to next roll)

Eternal- 5 (+1) Final Roll: 6
The demon swings at Eternal, who parries it with a stick on the ground! Eternal swings the stick at the demon and defeats it!

Lijj- 4
A demon releases an arrow at Lijj, who manages to duck just in time, as his shirt gets ripped by the arrow!

[RavenOfRazgriz]

> Savagely rip off and eat Eternal's ear Mike Tyson-style to restore health yet again as revenge for his shitty dice-rolling.

[Kalas]

> Calmly explain to this demon that I would much prefer he do the ramming as I'm sturdier than the great wall of China!

[Kokojo]

> Will take the game back as well as attack Kalas with a bumblebee.

[st4rw4k3r]

> Realize Demons are asses! Screw demons, screw pants! and screw cows! Also take note that Anger is bad, I must not become angry!  Insert 4 quarters for a credit, and get a new life. (Raise)

[Dome]

> I start to fertilize the ground with my undead flesh, in order to get an undead-man eating plant ASAP

[Tigerspike]

> Give the demons paper cuts, and pour lemon juice in their wounds.

[Joseph Strife]

> Take out my guns Ebony and Ivory and start shooting the demons off.

[VampragonLord]

>As things clearly werent working out with that unfriendly female demon, begin seeking a friendlier female demon. Hell is lesbians as they say. or something like that. either way i need a bride to help me rule.

[Kokojo]

I will make it today <¸< forgot yesterdya

[Lijj]

> All of the mini Lijj dispensers come to life and start chewing the demons up like ants on a desert carcass. The grenades blow up and break the vials which releases a noxious gas confusing and or zombifying all.