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[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

Youtube shares revenues with you if you have enough views in your videos

No way!  Can you link to something that verifies that?

Winters November - end of February snow is uncommon

In NE Ohio, winter starts late - Lake Erie keeps us warm - but it's not unusual to get a showstorm or two during October.  Sometimes it doesn't come until mid-December, sometimes it's there by the end of September.  It's really screwy.  Again, lake effect.  But no matter when it comes, winter stays late.  Like, April late.  Even when spring comes, we still get blizzards up until may, and even once on May 30th, though it melted soon after.

[Dome]

No way!  Can you link to something that verifies that?

Seriously, aren't you aware?
http://www.youtube.com/partners

"...Generate revenue from your videos..."

The catch is that you need to be the owner of EVERYTHING you upload (No TV shows, songs not made by you, etc etc...)

Tell me if you need help, I can help you becoming famous faster

[GeneralStrife]

Seriously, aren't you aware?
http://www.youtube.com/partners

"...Generate revenue from your videos..."

The catch is that you need to be the owner of EVERYTHING you upload (No TV shows, songs not made by you, etc etc...)

Tell me if you need help, I can help you becoming famous faster

wow...lmao

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

I don't want to be famous, but I do want money.  Tell me more.

What videos should I look for?  What's the upper limit allowed, in terms of sex, violence, and depravity?

[Dome]

I don't want to be famous, but I do want money.  Tell me more.

What videos should I look for?  What's the upper limit allowed, in terms of sex, violence, and depravity?

Do you have any way to record (yourself or others / Your voice)? How much dignity do you have? How much do you need money?
Answer to those questions and I'll tell you what to do
Trust me, I have plenty of ideas, just need someone who's willing to do them

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

I have a really crappy webcam built into my laptop.  I may be able to pawn a bunch of useless shit to get a camera at Wal-Mart, but what should I buy?

No dignity at all, but again, I really value being anonymous.  Also, I do have basic infantry training, though there aren't any wars going on in countries where English is a primary or secondary language, so no amatuer journalism.

What I really want to do is humiliate politicians and celebrities.  Generally doing disgusting and mean-spirited things to other people is great, so long as it's not illegal (like getting Mitt Romney to eat my shit, disguised as a deep-fried candy bar at the Iowa State Fair).

I need as much money as I can get.

What should my username be?  And my gender?

Unrelated, but it really is a shame that I'm an ugly fuck, or else I'd be in porno right now.  But, then again, if I wasn't ugly (on top of everything else), I wouldn't be in such a bind.

[GeneralStrife]

LOL.
Get a tiger suit and act like congressman wu
http://www.democracyforums.com/showthread.php?t=55091

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

What?  And dome, if this idea is too easy to do, maybe you should PM it to me, so nobody else tries it.  Also, I can get a camera once I sell some stuff, but I don't know what camera I should buy.  It needs to be compatible with Ubuntu, whatever it is.

How could I keep a camera going when I'm camping out in the woods?  Is there a battery backup thing I can use to extned the life of my camera?

[GeneralStrife]

Just go apologize to her man

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

It looks like I'm going to be homeless.  I'll drive out to Oran Mor on Saturday, to see if I can stay and work there, but I doubt it.  I need somewhere to mail and/or otherwise drop off my stuff.  I'll probably let whoever it goes too keep the video games, no matter what happens.  They can also keep whatever else I leave behind, if I'm not back in a year to get it.

Not a single fucking commune replied once they found out I'm homeless.  Not a single fucking one.  Out of all these.  It looks like their liberalism stops at their welcome mat.  No wonder theists run this fucking country, they're the only ones who stick their fucking necks out, despite all the shit they talk.  I mean, how pathetically self-serving is your philosophy that a fucking Afghan jihadi would show more hosptiality than you, the enlightened liberal collectivist?

There's nothing like rejection to throw you political beliefs into the garbage disposal.

[Samuraiblackbelt]

If you want to come to Minnesota I can guarantee you a job. Starts at $7.25 an hour, but if you put enough effort into it, you can make $8.50. (highest pay you'll see there, short of being a general manager of one of the Subways. Sadly.) I have enough influence to get you a job. And if you don't like working in fast food forever, the county I'm in has the lowest unemployment in the state, everywhere is looking for a employees.

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

BRAKE LINE IS BROKEN. AM IN MUSKOGEE, OKLAHOMA.

What should I do now?

Don't know when I'll be able to access wifi again.  PGF out.

Post anything that can be useful, including fixing brake lines.

EDIT
1:20 PM

I'm at the library.  They have reasonable hours.  There's a Christian Homeless Shelter nearby, so I'll give a bunch of my books to the local library in exchange for a ride back to my car (so I can stow my laptop and other precious and stealable things in my car), and then I'll walk to the shelter.

There's a AAA on the same street as the library, but I don't know what it's hours are.  I'll find out later, or tommorrow, or Monday, depending on when it's closed.

Here's the plan:
1. Walk to various auto parts stores, interview sales reps, see how hard it is to fix this thing.  If it's terribly hard (and it probably will be, since all my brake fluid will be gone by now, which means I'll have to bleed the brakes even if I do fix it, and bleeding brakes is a 3 hour job requiring two men), then I'll find a place to get it repaired, and get it towed there by AAA.

2. I'll find a place to stow my shit, while getting rid of ass much extraneous shit as I can.  The heavy stuff - books - goes first, followed by the redundant shit (PS1 and games, GBA and games, PSP and games, DVDs) as soon as I rip them all to my laptop.  External hard drive will go too.  As will clothes I don't immediately need.

3. I'll find a job through one of the local churches to get money to pay for the repairs.

4. When repairs are finished, if I have a decent job and I do manage to get on my feet, then I might as well stay here and continue working, since moving again is inherentally risky.

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Alternate Plan
Get rid of everything I can't carry while walking, sell car, get bus ticket.  At this point in the alternate plan, there's no point in trying to get a job (since I don't have a car if I just sold it), so I'll proceed directly to living on coast of Washington state by buying a Greyhound bus ticket, and stocking up on survival gear just before I get where I'm going.

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Info to factor into decision making process
*My tags expire December 17th.  Will cost between 20 to 60 dollars to get new ones, but I might not be able to if I don't have a mailing address.
*Car insurance expires January 27th.  Since I don't have a mailing address, I can't get new insurance (they mail you the cards); unless I can find someone who'll let me use their mailing address or if I get a PO Box, but that means I'll have to stay here for several months.
*I'm 90% dependant on the good will of others right now.  The breaks I'm given will determine how I proceed.
*The risk factor.  Do I want to continue taking risks (continue to collective in Missouri - risk being dependant on the good will of my fellow liberals, continue to collective in Oregon - same risk as the one in Missouri, or go whole hog and live in woods on coast of Washington - be dependent on no one but myself, but I must give up almost everything I own), or do I want to take a safer path (grow roots here - and get to keep most of my property, though I'll have to grow deeper roots just to keep it, or take up samuraiblackbelt's offer - and go through the whole thing over again, while risking alienating a trusted hacker)?  The path I choose depends on what I have to give up to follow that path, how willing I am to give those things up, the possible rewards of the path, and the probable futures of each path.  I don't know, I think I'll sleep on it, while doing things that move me forward but not irrevocably down any possible path.

I said I'll tell you who I am, and post a picture of my balls, if the lumps on my neck weren't cancer, in that other thread.  They were and are abcesses, so, while they can be life threatening, I don't think I'm off the hook entirely.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001372523944

Here's my facebook.  My name is Ryan Taylor.

EDIT
I'm not sure if the actual brake line is broken. It could be that a connector is broken, since the leak seems like it's coming fromk the little metal box halfway down the underside of my car, where all the lines and crap come together. It could be that I bottomed my car out one two many times, or the vibrations of driving 70 miles an hour for three hours either vibrated the connector out or somehow weakened an already damaged part.

[Celdia]

My name is Ryan Taylor.

His name was Robert Paulson Ryan Taylor.

Seriously though. Good luck, PGF.

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

I'd much prefer to give my video games to a hacker, so if A.N.Y.O.N.E. is nearby or will be nearby, please post in this thread so we can arrange a rendevous.  They aren't worth selling, since I can only get 50 cents for each of my games and the systems themselves.  You'll do me a favor by picking up my dead weight.  You don't even have to need them, just hold them and pass them along to another hacker or teach your younger sibling to appreciate these games, and give them to that sibling.

See if you can find a relative near Muskogee, Oklahoma.  Or a friend you can trust.  Anything.  I hate throwing away valuable gear.

[Kaijyuu]

Don't die.

[Dome]

Don't die.

[Pierce]

Wish I had a way to help.
While you try to get your shit sorted out I would suggest just going to various shelters, lots have food and beds to sleep in while you figure out your next move. Other than that, I really don't know. Stay with a friend for a little while?

[formerdeathcorps]

I'm not sure you'll like the weather near where I live, but I do "kind of" live in between where you are now and your destination.  I live in between a college dorm and my house, but my parents are fairly intolerant of poor people.

Jobs in my area:
1) Grocery stores/Fast Food/Call Centers
2) Agriculture
3) Construction/Yard Work
4) Medical Related Fields

Sadly, the pay is likely to be minimum (or only slightly above) in all but 4), but 4) usually requires that you have some certification or degree.

[Kalas]

Surveying or construction have reasonably good pay-offs for one supporting themselves so long it's union. If you're not against hard manual labor like that, I'd definitely recommend parlaying into that for a while so you can at least grab some good hours of that before it gets to the winter months.

I don't you very well, or at all really, but good luck and be safe!

[formerdeathcorps]

Surveying or construction have reasonably good pay-offs for one supporting themselves so long it's union. If you're not against hard manual labor like that, I'd definitely recommend parlaying into that for a while so you can at least grab some good hours of that before it gets to the winter months.

I don't you very well, or at all really, but good luck and be safe!

Most of the jobs in my state aren't union unless you're older than 45, and even then, it's not like other states.  Mind you, most of the unions I see around here spend more time politicking than actually bothering to unionize kids my age who actually do the lowest wage jobs.