FFT RP topic (RP ONLY)

[Xifanie]

*Zodiac walks into the throne room*

All hail me you bastard poets and cam whores! We need to attack Voldemort's forces immediatly.
If any of you disobey be, they won't be able to Pooh- for entire months!

GATHER DA TROOPS NUBS!

*Goes to Arch Castle*

Your reign will soon be no more bitch! I'll finish you HAIR AND NOW!

You're gonna cry so much we're going to call you Cletienne from now on!

[Shintroy]

ibtl :0

[Xifanie]

What did ya say nub? you are a spy and wantz to be tortured till the ends of times?

[orangejulius56]

*portal opens*
SHWOOOMP
*enter a cyborg ninja from the future armed with swordchucksabers*
I come from the future! To warn thee of an impending invasion. I am the last survivor of the future cyborg ninja clan.... my race has been wiped out by evil strippers. Strippers who plan to rob fort knox to fund their hideous regime! It happens two weeks from tommorow! All ye who care about their loved ones shall march with me to ms kitties palace of love to destroy this threat before it is too late!

[Shintroy]

*transcends down from the heavens*
O PUNY HUMANS I AM LONG CAT!
I come here today to war you of a terrible, but awesome, plague that I have nothing to do with.
I swear.
Three days from now at exactly 3:10, on the day of babycakes, a terrible, and annoying demon child will come back to these parts and spread his nubspam all over the chat and forums.
I cannot do anything to stop it, for I am tooooooooooooooooooo looooooooooooooooong.
It takes many a'year to get all this finely toned long cat body to help.
*feels self*
Ya anyway, in three long days demon child Mushu will return.
There is no escape.
You must show the demon the ways of the furrys.
Only then will there be peace to these parts again.
*ascends back into the heavens*
*long cat is looooooooooooooooong this will take a while.*

[orangejulius56]

Longcat is weak.

[gojoe]

SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xifanie]

OMFG!
OMFG!
OMFG!
OMFG!
OMFG!
OMFG!
OMFG!
OMFG!



A TALKING LONGCAT!!!

Let's Raise the Anchors and run!

[Xifanie]

I will hand over the legendary Chickening edge to whoever defeats the LONGCAT!

Just to spice things up, let me remind you that it was 40WP, 100% weapon evade and 100% chance to void any bravery!

This is the nagrarock's eternal rival!

[Shintroy]

*is still making its way back up to heaven*

[Rockstar_Bob]

*Suddenly, A mech's head comes out of a time rift slowly, forcing it's own body out of the rift and landing hard on the ground, sliding to a ledge that propells it's pilot out of it's cockpit, sending him flipping in the air*

ROOSSSIIIIIUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

*The pilot lands on his feet and slides to some random guy*

CLENCH THOSE TEETH!!!

*The pilot punches the random guy, sending him spinning in the air until he lands hard on the ground from the epically devastating punch*

[Xifanie]

Hey dude! Where ya been?

Gotta kill Arch, that traitor. I know you got nifty skills, where did you learn that last move? Anyway I can supply weapons, so whadya say?

Oh and don't hit my servant next time... he was already used but now I have no other choice but buy a new one.

[Archael]

An incredibly sexy woman enters the lounge.

I walk to her, she tells me her name is Eva.

I take her to my FORT, and then she takes her clothes off.

She says she's sorry. She says her real name is Mello.

She tells me she's a man.

[Xifanie]

Voldemort! If you fight as you identify women, this victory is without a doubt mine!

You will perish, so give up before it is too late! The only thing this war would bring is your death... or are you telling me you don't care to die?

[Archael]

I do not.

I have the promise of the Lucavi Dycedarg's Elder Brother that I will never die.

Strike me down if you wish, but the demonic pact with Dycedarg's Elder Brother will sustain my flesh.

FOREVER!

[gojoe]

ready master...... (Shoop Da Whopp!) BLLAAARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xifanie]

The chickening edge isn't actually a ninja sword...

It's actually...

A GUN!

PERISH FOOL!

And now... dance!

*pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow*

[Nagafen]

Dance? I think not!

ZA WARDO!


*Attacked by Giant Steam Roller. Celebrates"

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!

[Xifanie]

Arch, even if you cannot die I will

MURDER, ANNIHILATE, BLAST, KILL, RAPE you every second until your life ends!

This is the will of St. Ajora!

[Lydyn]