What's your fav Encyclopedia Dramatica articles?

[Oblivion]

This should get some laughs... but I could be wrong.

Anyways, just state you favorite ED articles and link it if you want.

Here's one of mine:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mortal_Kombat

[Dome]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/You

[Bastard Poetry]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Final_Fantasy_Tactics

[Xifanie]

lol there's even a link for 1.3

[Oblivion]

LMAO at the job descriptions

[PX_Timefordeath]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Quality

[GeneralStrife]

Squire: Wields the awesome ability to deal 2 damage by throwing a rock at your opponent.
Chemist: Can fully heal and revive party members by spending far too many JP to learn the corresponding abilities.
Knight: Mediocre.
Archer: Cheap fighter whose accuracy is multiplied by 0 for optimal performance.
Wizard: Is okay until he is punched by a girl causing instant death.
Priest: The power of Christ compels ye! ...to be a crappy character class.
Monk: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORRRRYYYAAAATTTT!!!!!
Oracle: Has a 1% chance of recruiting enemies to your side.
Thief: Has the ability to turn party members into homosexuals
Time Mage: Increases the frame rate of the game from 3fps to 13fps by overclocking the PlayStation hardware.
Geomancer: Completely useless (You just wasted 100000 job points on abilities you can never use if you are not on the right terrain you idiot!)
Mediator: Has the ability to talk monsters into yiffing you
Summoner: Summons random shit from Final Fantasy 7
Samurai: A master of the ancient art of breaking 70000 Gil swords... If you're lucky; some can't even be bought in stores.
Ninja: Only worthwhile job class. Have a party of them and you can beat the game in 30 minutes.
Lancer: Has the ever-so useful ability to randomly fuck off the battlefield.
Calculator: The equivalent of rolling a D20 Broken-ass GOD character after you spend over 9000 days leveling up all the magic and math abilities. A single one of these can win the game by himself.
Bard: Faggot capable of replenishing the entire party's health by 1 HP each.
Dancer: Whore
Mime: WTF MATE
Holy Knight: Crucifies and burns those who do not believe in his faith.
Dark Knight: Emo warrior that cuts himself to summon a gigantic razor sharp cock to split your enemies in two.
Cloud: Lame. You must acquire his Materia Blade, a sword who's power is easily dwarfed by the more common swords you'll find later in the game, from the top of a volcano. This enables him to use his awesome abilities. Some argue that his abilities take far too fucking long to charge. So if you want to see how Cherry Blossom looks, you'll basically have to put the enemy to sleep for him and make everyone wait over 9000 turns for him to do it.
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LMFAO

[Archael]

zodiac;s right

Patch1.3with a lot of new difficult and gameplay because the original version is for pussy.