Your favorite euphemism...

[Melancthon]

for urination.  I'd say more but I need to tap a kidney.

[Kaijyuu]

I gotta go to the euphemism.

[formerdeathcorps]

He expired yesterday.  He never attracted but the slightest of attention, probably because his actions were mostly the domain of himself and God.  Thus his mourners' eyes remained as moist as finished laundry.

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He died, and no one cared because he kept too many secrets.  No even cried for him.

[Lijj]

My name- not for the record- actually means piss in Navajo; I gotta Lijj- actually "eye gow tah lizh" would be proper