What if Jesus was a summon spell?

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

What happened to that one guy who did all those random quotes for Boredom and Penis?

[Eternal]

That would be me. Ever since I first saw this topic, I've been thinking of a decent quote for Jesus. I've nothing yet... but soon, Jesus will have a spell quote!

EDIT: 200th post. w00t?

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

http://tv.yahoo.com/south-park/show/492 ... rk_muslims

Anyone catch this?  And does anyone remember the episode where they showed Mohammed and NOTHING HAPPENED?

[Desocupado]

"Father, forgive them, because they don't know what they're doing"
Rebirth!

Adds Raise, Reraise and Faith.

[LastingDawn]

Hmm... let's see...

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you! Jesus Christ!"

Effect: All Wall  (Therefore the battle never ends and peace beats war, instant reset though)

[Dome]

Hmm... let's see...

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you! Jesus Christ!"

Effect: All Wall  (Therefore the battle never ends and peace beats war, instant reset though)

WOAH, WELCOME BACK LASTINGDAWN!

[Xifanie]

"St. Ajora, kill all the infidels! Twin Tower Collapse!"

[skiploom188]

"Son of our Lord, come down with righteous fury!  Christ Almighty!"

lol epic win!