Religion

[Xifanie]

poll

[k3yblad3]

GOD!

[philsov]

A PRIMER FOR ERISIAN EVANGELISTS by Lord Omar

        The SOCRATIC APPROACH is most successful when confronting the ignorant. The "socratic approach" is what you call starting an argument by asking questions. You approach the innocent and simply ask "Did you know that God's name is ERIS, and that He is a girl?" If he should answer "Yes." then he probably is a fellow Erisian and so you can forget it. If he says "No." then quickly proceed to:

        THE BLIND ASSERTION and say "Well, He Is a girl, and His name is ERIS!" Shrewedly observe if the subject is convinced. If he is, swear him into the Legion of Dynamic Discord before he changes his mind. If he does not appear convinced, then proceed to:

        THE FAITH BIT: "But you must have Faith! All is lost without Faith! I sure feel sorry for you if you don't have Faith." And then add:

        THE ARGUMENT BY FEAR and in an ominous voice ask "Do you know what happens to those who deny Goddess?" If he hesitates, don't tell him that he will surely be reincarnated as a precious Mao Button and distributed to the poor in the Region of Thud (which would be a mean thing to say), just shake your head sadly and, while wiping a tear from your eye, go to:

        THE FIRST CLAUSE PLOY wherein you point to all of the discord and confusion in the world and exclaim "Well who the hell do you think did all of this, wise guy?" If he says, "Nobody, just impersonal forces." then quickly respond with:

        THE ARGUMENT BY SEMANTICAL GYMNASTICS and say that he is absolutely right, and that those impersonal forces are female and that Her name is ERIS. If he, wonder of wonders, still remains obstinate, then finally resort to:

        THE FIGURATIVE SYMBOLISM DODGE and confide that sophisticated people like himself recognize that Eris is a Figurative Symbol for an Ineffable Metaphysical Reality and that The Erisian Movement is really more like a poem than like a science and that he is liable to be turned into a Precious Mao Button and Distributed to The Poor in The Region of Thud if he does not get hip. Then put him on your mailing list.

[Samuraiblackbelt]

invisible pink unicornism

[formerdeathcorps]

The odd thing is that I actually do know someone older than 15 who believes in pink unicorns (who isn't samuraiblackbelt, or at least I don't think).

[Kaijyuu]

Life's too short to be worried about things you can never prove.

[Dome]

I pray for the lolpenis = Other

[Melancthon]

Non-practicing Taoist

[Archael]

atheism even tho it's not actually a religion

[rafaelterras]

atheism even tho it's not actually a religion

I see I'm not alone on this world! Apparently, the majority which has voted so far is like me and Voldemort.

[Xifanie]

I'm the only one following the path of Lady Ajora?

KILL ALL THE INFIDELS!

[Kaijyuu]

Bring it on, churchboy!

[VampragonLord]

For Lady Ajora!
*throws a kupo nut at kaijyuu*

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

I'm with weegee on the pasta mon.

[Mari]

Here's my view on religion: