Why I should be the Moderator of this fucking section

[Dome]

Hi guys, I'm Dome, and I think that I should be the moderator of the spam section.
Now you should be asking yourself "Why???"

- There are lot of good reason because this should happen:

1) I am well known on the forum (I created the "Dome post" Phenomena), and a moderator must be famous to be good
2) I know very well the spam section, and I lurk/post here a lot (I created a topic that will never be forgot, http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2594 The dumbass of the month, and I'm making a nice forum game http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3142 where a kid desperately try to get an ice-cream) and a moderator must know very well his section.
3) A lot of people hate me, and a moderator must be hated at least a bit.
4) I am italian, and the fact that I'm a foreigner is always a plus xD
5) I got warned by Zodiac once and I'm still here, so it means that I've improved, and a person that can learn by his mistake is a good moderator
6) My penis is bigger than yours
7) I am "the guy" (that's the proof http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmH_Y6OdWhM&feature=channel_page)

- And now... What I will do if I became spam mod?

1) I will clean the section a bit, grouping the most famous post in a "Wall of fame" topic, so to make some space for more funny spam.
2) The spam will get even wilder because a lot of people will flame me = more fun here
3) The spam section is the one that attract more fake account and shitty users that need a   , I can quickly spot them and tell it to Zodiac
4) Ensure that spam stays in spam

- Now, the answers to another question: why I want to be a moderator?

1) Because if I become a moderator my name will be green (this is very important) and I can get inside the super-secret section of the naked womans, that only the moderator can browse.
2) Because I'm a power hungry fool
3) Because I want to make a patch (a patch that completely removes magic, with new class and ability, I have a lot of changes and idea in my mind http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2988) and I need more visibility. (This point is serius, I truly want to make a patch ^_^)

And now, a little FAQ about this post

1) Everyone that agree about my nomination will get a free virgin
2) Everyone that disagree about my nomination will die in pain
3) If someone accuse me of something, I will not talk unless in presence of my lawyer.

DIE BITCHES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Qr7WGOBDo&feature=channel_page

[Archael]

1) Because if I become a moderator my name will be green (this is very important) and I can get inside the super-secret section of the naked womans, that only the moderator can browse.

you got my vote

[boomkick]

This video in hopes of your achievement in this position Dome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

[Kuraudo Sutoraifu]

Hi, guys. I'm K-Suto, and I think that I should be the moderator of the spam section.
Now you should be asking yourself "Why?".

- There are lot of good reason because this should happen:

1) I am well known on the forum (I created the banner at the top of your page), and a moderator must be famous to be good.
2) I know the spam section very well, and I post here a lot. A moderator must know very well his section.
3) Nobody hates me, but I have no problem giving people the "what's for".
4) I am Polish, and we declared war on the Nazis first.  And there are plenty of Nazis on the internet.  
5) I have never been in trouble with Zodiac.  In fact, I think Zod may even think I'm cool.
6) My penis is bigger than you.

- And now... What I will do if I became spam mod?

1) Ensure that spam stays in spam.
2) Ensure that spam stays in spam.
3) Ensure that spam stays in spam.

- Now, the answers to another question: Why I want to be a moderator?

1) Because Dome's a power hungry fool and doesn't deserve it.
2) Because I'm better than Dome.

And now, a little FAQ about this post

1) Everyone that agrees about my nomination will not die in pain.
2) Everyone that disagrees about my nomination will die a virgin.
3) My grammar and spelling rocks that crap out of Dome's post.

[Dome]

Hi, guys. I'm K-Suto, and I support Dome nomination

Thanks Kuraudo Sutoraifu, I truly appreciate this
Voldemort and Boomkick, the virgins are ready for you.
Just tell me where do you live, and I will send them xD

[Kuraudo Sutoraifu]

Thanks Kuraudo Sutoraifu, I truly appreciate this

NP, whatever I can do to help.

[Dome]

Thanks Kuraudo Sutoraifu, I truly appreciate this

NP, whatever I can do to help.

A virgin will soon come to your house.
Just tell me where do you live.
P.s: You did the banner of the forum? Truly well done!

[Kuraudo Sutoraifu]

Yeah, I did the banner, but I think I could do better.

[philsov]

I second Kudo, on the basis of Godwin-ing the thread on its 4th post.  Top caliber spam material.

[Dome]

I support Dome for his Top caliber spam material.

Thanks Philosov, I truly appreciate this ^_^

[Ant]

I vote for Algus.

Algus and spam go together like Aretha Franklin and low blood sugar.

[Dome]

I vote for Algus.

Algus and spam go together like Aretha Franklin and low blood sugar.

You will die in pain you stubborn child. xD

[philsov]

I vote for Algus.

Algus and spam go together like Aretha Franklin and low blood sugar.

You need me (need me) and I need you (don't you know)
Without each other there ain't nothing people can do
Oh freedom (freedom), freedom (freedom), freedom, yeah freedom
Freedom (freedom), freedom (freedom), freedom, ooh freedom

[Xifanie]

PETITION TO FREE DOME
started 10 years ago

List of all Signatures:

~ Dome

[Dome]

PETITION TO FREE DOME
started 10 years ago

List of all Signatures:

~ Dome

2) Everyone that disagree about my nomination will die in pain

U AR THE ADM, BUT AI AS NO AFRAAID OF NOTIN!!!

[Kuraudo Sutoraifu]

Zodiac, kill me now!

Not a good call there, Dome.

[gojoe]

WTF is wrong with you guys? I'VE BEEN THE MOD FOR TWO YEARS NOW!!!!!!!!! GTFO!

[Archael]

WTF is wrong with you guys? I'VE BEEN THE MOD FOR TWO YEARS NOW!!!!!!!!! GTFO!

this is true

[Kokojo]

WTF is wrong with you guys? I'VE BEEN THE MOD FOR TWO YEARS NOW!!!!!!!!! GTFO!

I FUCKING LOVE PENISES

Shut up, Arch.

[ffzman]

I second Kudo, on the basis of Godwin-ing the thread on its 4th post.  Top caliber spam material.

Second'd