This.

[Cao Ren]

Oh, you mean the mustache makes him look like the owner of an unmarked white van.

Indeed, I think he parks it in Warjilis.

Where he peddles his "merchandise" to sailors.

It's amazing what kids will do if you promise them just a little bit of Reis's h4x0rZ power.

spoiler

Quote tree start?

Does "h4x0rz" stand for boobies?

Dragon Reis boobies or human Reis boobies?

You know who you're talking to, right?

Speaking of which, I found this:
http://www.hottestmess.com/images/uploads/608.jpg
while googling "rule 34"+rosie o'donnell.

I would OM NOM NOM that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvB-lIcH ... re=related

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

Oh, you mean the mustache makes him look like the owner of an unmarked white van.

Indeed, I think he parks it in Warjilis.

Where he peddles his "merchandise" to sailors.

It's amazing what kids will do if you promise them just a little bit of Reis's h4x0rZ power.

spoiler

Quote tree start?

Does "h4x0rz" stand for boobies?

Dragon Reis boobies or human Reis boobies?

You know who you're talking to, right?

Speaking of which, I found this:
http://www.hottestmess.com/images/uploads/608.jpg
while googling "rule 34"+rosie o'donnell.

I would OM NOM NOM that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvB-lIcH ... re=related

Skinny men attract fat women.  It's a fact.  Personally, I love it when a fat chick is making love to me.  It's like sex with the Pillsbury dough boy.

[Cao Ren]

Oh, you mean the mustache makes him look like the owner of an unmarked white van.

Indeed, I think he parks it in Warjilis.

Where he peddles his "merchandise" to sailors.

It's amazing what kids will do if you promise them just a little bit of Reis's h4x0rZ power.

spoiler

Quote tree start?

Does "h4x0rz" stand for boobies?

Dragon Reis boobies or human Reis boobies?

You know who you're talking to, right?

Speaking of which, I found this:
http://www.hottestmess.com/images/uploads/608.jpg
while googling "rule 34"+rosie o'donnell.

I would OM NOM NOM that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvB-lIcH ... re=related

Skinny men attract fat women.  It's a fact.  Personally, I love it when a fat chick is making love to me.  It's like sex with the Pillsbury dough boy.

I hope that "Pillsbury dough boy" you're sexing doesn't have anything dangling.....  

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

Oh, you mean the mustache makes him look like the owner of an unmarked white van.

Indeed, I think he parks it in Warjilis.

Where he peddles his "merchandise" to sailors.

It's amazing what kids will do if you promise them just a little bit of Reis's h4x0rZ power.

spoiler

Quote tree start?

Does "h4x0rz" stand for boobies?

Dragon Reis boobies or human Reis boobies?

You know who you're talking to, right?

Speaking of which, I found this:
http://www.hottestmess.com/images/uploads/608.jpg
while googling "rule 34"+rosie o'donnell.

I would OM NOM NOM that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvB-lIcH ... re=related

Skinny men attract fat women.  It's a fact.  Personally, I love it when a fat chick is making love to me.  It's like sex with the Pillsbury dough boy.

I hope that "Pillsbury dough boy" you're sexing doesn't have anything dangling.....  

Doesn't matter.  It's made of dough.  If anything's hanging, just push it back in.