Twilight = Toilet.

[gojoe]

I have the DVD, should I bother watching? My brother watched it and said it was so-so.

to save time and pain do what i did, just snap the dvd in half and shove it in your urethra. you won't be able to have sex for a while but it saved my relationship.

[Verdeni]

I have the DVD, should I bother watching? My brother watched it and said it was so-so.

to save time and pain do what i did, just snap the dvd in half and shove it in your urethra. you won't be able to have sex for a while but it saved my relationship.

Orifice FTW!!

[Miroshi Beshima]

Actually I saw the movie with my ex-gf and we actually liked it, so i started to read the books and believe it or not, theyre very addicting...but i stopped reading cuz i didnt have the time. I think im on like the second book.

[Smitson]

Actually I saw the movie with my ex-gf and we actually liked it, so i started to read the books and believe it or not, theyre very addicting...but i stopped reading cuz i didnt have the time. I think im on like the second book.

Banhammer this man! He's feeding lies!

[Verdeni]

Actually I saw the movie with my ex-gf and we actually liked it, so i started to read the books and believe it or not, theyre very addicting...but i stopped reading cuz i didnt have the time. I think im on like the second book.

Banhammer this man! He's feeding lies!

LIIIIIIIIES.  

[Smitson]

Actually I saw the movie with my ex-gf and we actually liked it, so i started to read the books and believe it or not, theyre very addicting...but i stopped reading cuz i didnt have the time. I think im on like the second book.

Banhammer this man! He's feeding lies!

LIIIIIIIIES.    

[DarthPaul]

"Don'T YOU EVER DARE CALL HIM THAT AGAIN!!"

My bro is going on a band trip to Orlando.

His bus is full of Female Twilight fans.

I told him to yell out "Edward is a blood sucker" halfway through the movie.

Oh god is he gonna get it good.

Also I have seen the movie and I can never unsee it.

It was a cinematic catastrophe that played out like a love story written by a seven year old.

I would have suffered less pain shattering the disk and stuffing the fragments up my urethra.

I should have heeded gojoe's warning.

[Archael]

keeekeekeke let me know what happens to him


related: Twilight fans would have their hopes and dreams crushed if they met a true vampire romance story:

Elmdor, Celia and Lede's story, the teleporting samurai vampire zodiac demon story

take that twilight

[DarthPaul]

It is hard to make a vampire romance story because VAMPIRES DRINK BLOOD YOU DUMB FUCKS.

I mean honestly if you take away the drinking human blood factor then they are no longer vampires are they.

They are just unpleasant people.

Also vamps don't go out in daylight. Why? Because it messes with their feeding schedule, duh.

I hate when people think they can mess with the vampire formula to make a new creature entirely and call their creation a vamp.

If it breaks all the rules of a vampire then call it something else.

That would be like taking a cake dish putting a crust in and filling it with fruit, then baking it and calling it a cake.

God dammit this whole mess pisses me up.

[Archael]

I had no idea how Twilight's vampires go...

that's lame

[philsov]

Also vamps don't go out in daylight. Why? Because it messes with their feeding schedule, duh.

Or... it turns them into the dust.  

Unless they're the blade-variety vampires, of course!

[Archael]

Also vamps don't go out in daylight. Why? Because it messes with their feeding schedule, duh.

Or... it turns them into the dust.  

Unless they're the blade-variety vampires, of course!

blade 1 and 2 were good (2 was imho amazing)

3 sucked beyond belief

- archebert

[Kourama]

There is a show called TruBlood that is a decent vampire show with vampire romance.

[SentinalBlade]

Kourama, holy shit long time no see...

True Blood is great, i watch it with my dad. Along with a show called Sanctuary

[DarthPaul]

Yo Arch he got hissed at and emasculated.

[Kourama]

Kourama, holy shit long time no see...

True Blood is great, i watch it with my dad. Along with a show called Sanctuary

I usually visit this site daily.

Hoho, thats a good one Kourama. you should post more/lurk less

You just caught me in a "post more" moment.


Oh yeah and I haven't seen Twilight yet, although all the women at work love it. Is it really that bad?

[DarthPaul]

YES!

[Legionofdrake]

yes this stupid obsession is getting to much lol when my friends sister got all mad at me for calling it a gay stupid little book she said stfu you dont know anything! and then she said that edward was gonna come and kill me lol

[Kaijyuu]

Definitely catered to a female audience.

There's probably plenty of stuff they generally think is stupid that guys usually like.

[Archael]

There's probably plenty of stuff they generally think is stupid that guys usually like.

probably anything related to monsters, gore, steel weaponry, combustible materials, fire, explotion, robots, ranged weaponry, and the like?

I totally agree

but there's some cool chicks out there, y'kkkkkkknow?