Christmas Dinner: BP vs ?? (Who's next?)

[Bastard Poetry]

You're on, philsoft.

I summon DIA Hellhorse.

[DarthPaul]

Yo BP do you want to join me in a new society known as The Benevolent Society of Angry Misanthropes.

I am Grand Poobah and need a second in command, to beat people with a magic scepter and such.

[philsov]

DIA hellhorse?

The state of colorado can consume him easily.

But, I just wanted to share this.



LAVA LIGHTNING TORNADO.

[Kuraudo Sutoraifu]

Yo BP do you want to join me in a new society known as The Benevolent Society of Misanthropes.

I am Grand Poobah and need a second in command, to beat people with a magic scepter and such.

Pearls Before Swine FTW.

[DarthPaul]

Yay someone who not only got the joke but also reads PBS.

Best comic in the paper.

[Bastard Poetry]

Count me in, ph33rpaul!!

And, oh, phil, I overlooked the fact that you are pitting me AGAINST Colorado. DIA Hellhorse is at the airport, so he cannot fight Colorado at all.. seeing as how he is a part of it.

Bad ass magmaboltornado.

Very well. I summon the Satellite of Love:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7fKab9XpW0

[DarthPaul]

I grant thee BP all the powers of Grand Under Poobah.

Except this staff for hitting people.

Also K-Suto you shall be his secretary, of awesome.

[Kuraudo Sutoraifu]

Sweet, undersecretary to the under Poobah.

[Archael]

Yeah, doku, you completely missed the point of that.

And YOU missed the fact that killing my pixel form will not do anything to avert the fact that NOLANRYANHOSKINS is un-funny and you were wrong

I haven't removed Voldemort from the Chronicles.

wtf why not?

 

He's an important character, and we've already put FAR TOO MUCH work into Part II and Voldemort's scenes to just up and drop him like that.

oh

I was just trying to get a rise out of Voldemort

you failed

We were trolling each other, and it was fun.. (until the shamrock thing made shit real).

I was trolling you

it was fun

for me

it was un-fun for you

Then, you'll notice, I made a crappy, animated slideshow where Dome E. Beoulve 'splodes Arch's head with some King Diamond falsetto shrieking. (HINT: That's not a real scene in Part II).

you are wrong

it wasn't crappy

I made a new patch

Did you really miss the joke in all of that?

wait what that was one BAD JOKE.

Idiot.

if by idiot

you mean "you"

then yes



nice try though

hope this helps

[Kuraudo Sutoraifu]

Arch, you troll better than completeboy.  You are annoyingly good at it.  So piss off.

[Bastard Poetry]

blah blah same old shit

Yes, in terms of your prejudices; but reason puts them to rout, and the theory of human freedom was never devised except to fabricate that of grace, which was to acquire such importance in your reveries. What man on earth, seeing the scaffold a step beyond the crime, would commit it were he free not to commit it? We are the pawns of an irresistible force, and never for an instant is it within our power to do anything but make the best of our lot and forge ahead along the path that has been traced for us. There is not a single virtue which is not necessary to Nature and conversely not a single crime which she does not need and it is in the perfect balance she maintains between the one and the other that her immense science consists; but can we be guilty for adding our weight to this side or that when it is she who tosses us onto the scales? no more so than the hornet who thrusts his dart into your skin.

I say nothing of the kind. Let the evil deed be proscribed by law, let justice smite the criminal, that will be deterrent enough; but if by misfortune we do commit it even so, let's not cry over spilled milk; remorse is inefficacious, since it does not stay us from crime, futile since it does not repair it, therefore it is absurd to beat one's breast, more absurd still to dread being punished in another world if we have been lucky to escape it in this. God forbid that this be construed as encouragement to crime, no, we should avoid it as much as we can, but one must learn to shun it through reason and not through false fears which lead to naught and whose effects are so quickly overcome in any moderately steadfast soul.

Reason, sir - yes, our reason alone should warn us that harm done our fellows can never bring happiness to us; and our heart, that contributing to their felicity is the greatest joy Nature has accorded us on earth; the entirety of human morals is contained in this one phrase: Render others as happy as one desires oneself to be, and never inflict more pain upon them than one would like to receive at their hands. There you are, my friend, those are the only principles we should observe, and you need neither God nor religion to appreciate and subscribe to them, you need only have a good heart.

But I feel my strength ebbing away; Voldemort, put away your prejudices, unbend, be a man, be human, without fear and without hope forget your Gods and your religions too: they are none of them good for anything but to set man at odds with man, and the mere name of these horrors has caused greater loss of life on earth than all other wars and all other plagues combined. Renounce the idea of another world; there is none, but do not renounce the pleasure of being happy and of making for happiness in this. Nature offers you no other way of doubling your existence, of extending it.

My friend, lewd pleasures were ever dearer to me than anything else, I have idolized them all my life and my wish has been to end it in their bosom; my end draws near, six women lovelier than the light of day are waiting in the chamber adjoining, I have reserved them for this moment, partake of the feast with me, following my example embrace them instead of the vain sophistries of superstition, under their caresses strive for a little while to forget your hypocritical beliefs.

[Archael]

blah blah same old shit

Yes, in terms of your prejudices; but reason puts them to rout, and the theory of human freedom was never devised except to fabricate that of grace, which was to acquire such importance in your reveries. What man on earth, seeing the scaffold a step beyond the crime, would commit it were he free not to commit it? We are the pawns of an irresistible force, and never for an instant is it within our power to do anything but make the best of our lot and forge ahead along the path that has been traced for us. There is not a single virtue which is not necessary to Nature and conversely not a single crime which she does not need and it is in the perfect balance she maintains between the one and the other that her immense science consists; but can we be guilty for adding our weight to this side or that when it is she who tosses us onto the scales? no more so than the hornet who thrusts his dart into your skin.

I say nothing of the kind. Let the evil deed be proscribed by law, let justice smite the criminal, that will be deterrent enough; but if by misfortune we do commit it even so, let's not cry over spilled milk; remorse is inefficacious, since it does not stay us from crime, futile since it does not repair it, therefore it is absurd to beat one's breast, more absurd still to dread being punished in another world if we have been lucky to escape it in this. God forbid that this be construed as encouragement to crime, no, we should avoid it as much as we can, but one must learn to shun it through reason and not through false fears which lead to naught and whose effects are so quickly overcome in any moderately steadfast soul.

Reason, sir - yes, our reason alone should warn us that harm done our fellows can never bring happiness to us; and our heart, that contributing to their felicity is the greatest joy Nature has accorded us on earth; the entirety of human morals is contained in this one phrase: Render others as happy as one desires oneself to be, and never inflict more pain upon them than one would like to receive at their hands. There you are, my friend, those are the only principles we should observe, and you need neither God nor religion to appreciate and subscribe to them, you need only have a good heart.

But I feel my strength ebbing away; Voldemort, put away your prejudices, unbend, be a man, be human, without fear and without hope forget your Gods and your religions too: they are none of them good for anything but to set man at odds with man, and the mere name of these horrors has caused greater loss of life on earth than all other wars and all other plagues combined. Renounce the idea of another world; there is none, but do not renounce the pleasure of being happy and of making for happiness in this. Nature offers you no other way of doubling your existence, of extending it.

My friend, lewd pleasures were ever dearer to me than anything else, I have idolized them all my life and my wish has been to end it in their bosom; my end draws near, six women lovelier than the light of day are waiting in the chamber adjoining, I have reserved them for this moment, partake of the feast with me, following my example embrace them instead of the vain sophistries of superstition, under their caresses strive for a little while to forget your hypocritical beliefs.

ur a gay

[philsov]

The dying man rang and the women entered; and after he had been a little while in their arms the preacher became one whom Nature has corrupted, all because he had not succeeded in explaining what a corrupt nature is.