Jesusophile

[Xifanie]

technically shouldn't it be...
Xians?
X = Christ
XMas = Christmas
Xians = Christians

[philsov]

"Anal sex is wrong because it causes pain to someone else aside from the male trying to have sex."

"Vaginal sex is ok because it causes pain to someone else aside from the male trying to have sex."

Astounding.

[DarthPaul]

That is some fucked up logic right there.




EDIT:

Snorting crack is wrong because you can become addicted to it.

Stealing is ok because you can become addicted to it.

[Archael]

you guys got that he's satire comedy, rite

[Kuraudo Sutoraifu]

Listen to Arch; it's satire.  Finding flaws in his logic is fruitless.  He's poking fun at how some uneducated, fledgling, or nominal Christians would respond to serious issues (well, some of them are serious).

[Archael]

If he's serious, which I highly doubt, it's really sad.

If he's doing satire, which is very likely, it's kinda weak.

I didn't laugh much during that video, but I watched his first video about Evolution and got a good chuckle going at the whole bit about giraffes with wings. It was amusing, but not enough to watch any more of his vids.

However, Madmartigan, that Sonseed video really made my day! Holy hell, I couldn't stop laughing! I've been sending it to friends and family through email, with the tag: "Who's YOUR favorite Sonseed musician? Mine's the big guy furthest to the right of the backup singers!"



Jesus came and found me
And touched me deep inside.
He is like a Mountie.
He always gets his man.
And he'll zap you any way he can. ZAP!


Fucking. Epic.

I think you are getting old

[DarthPaul]

Listen to Arch; it's satire.  Finding flaws in his logic is fruitless.  He's poking fun at how some uneducated, fledgling, or nominal Christians would respond to serious issues (well, some of them are serious).

Sorry I forgot to mention the lolz I had after watching the video.

[philsov]

you guys got that he's satire comedy, rite

yes, but he's neither over the top nor convincing enough to be funny in either direction.

[Archael]

you guys got that he's satire comedy, rite

yes, but he's neither over the top nor convincing enough to be funny in either direction.

that's your opinion

but him being satire is a fact

PM him

 

[philsov]

I'd rather just bitch from my comfy armchair.

Edit:  Satire, sure.  Comedy... not so much

[Archael]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l238xIXfq-4

Jesus is going to be watching your face while you have your unholy useless orgasm you sick pervert!

[Aquilae]

you sick bervert!

[Verdeni]

"Quite a cruel punishment, boredom for eternity."


wow. xD

[Archael]

Sorry I forgot to mention the lolz I had after watching the video.

what lulz no way... you thought Jesusophile was serious

That is some fucked up logic right there.
EDIT:
Snorting crack is wrong because you can become addicted to it.

Stealing is ok because you can become addicted to it.

the satire flew right by you until someone pointed it out, it's ok to admit it



new video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TNgavSLE2g

[ffzman]

technically shouldn't it be...
Xians?
X = Christ
XMas = Christmas
Xians = Christians

No. X=ex, criss, or cross. People spell it "Xmas because nobody pronounces the 't' in "Christmas." Unless you pronounce it "Chris-shins," it needs the 't'.

[ZeroMk5]

"They think it's kind of SEXY that Adam and Eve were nude"

lmao.

[DarthPaul]

If Eve was made from Adam's rib that would mean they had similar DNA. Does that not also mean that they are siblings? Could be used as an explanation for birth defects.

[Archael]

If Eve was made from Adam's rib that would mean they had similar DNA. Does that not also mean that they are siblings? Could be used as an explanation for birth defects.

sarcasm, right?

bible stories (like adam and eve) are not the scientific cause of birth defect in humans, DP, and is not a viable explanation

[DarthPaul]

Of course it was sarcasm. I could poke fun at the bible all day. At the end it is just a children's story book that was adapted into a fucking religion.