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There Are Times Where I Wish...

Started by Kenshin72, February 28, 2009, 02:34:13 am

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Kenshin72

February 28, 2009, 02:34:13 am Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Kenshin72
I was a dragon. I'll be in a long line at Wal-Mart and I tell my girlfriend, If I was a dragon I'd just fly up to the front of the line. She asked if I was a dragon why wouldn't I just fly away with our stuff?

SentinalBlade

February 28, 2009, 02:49:35 am #1 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by SentinalBlade
youve got one smart girlfriend xD

CidIII

February 28, 2009, 02:51:02 am #2 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by CidIII
I refuse to play Final Fantasy Tactics again until I am able to do my FF6 patch! And, FFT 1.3 doesn't technically count as FFT: so there!

Archael

February 28, 2009, 08:29:25 am #3 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Archael
QuoteShe sounds fat, sorry

5/5

Asmo X

February 28, 2009, 08:51:02 am #4 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Asmo X
Quote from: "CidIII"She sounds fat, sorry

AngrySurprisedFace

February 28, 2009, 10:48:04 am #5 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by AngrySurprisedFace
Assholes.

<_<

PS if you were a Dragon, you would have no need for Wal-Mart.

gojoe

February 28, 2009, 11:22:05 am #6 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by gojoe
if i were a dragon i'd attack walmart
I never learn from my mistakes.

ffzman

February 28, 2009, 11:32:52 am #7 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by ffzman
If you were a car
instead of a boy, you'd have
HEADLIGHTS INSTEAD OF EYES

gojoe

February 28, 2009, 12:24:19 pm #8 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by gojoe
Quote from: "ffzman"If you were a car
instead of a boy, you'd have
HEADLIGHTS INSTEAD OF EYES

thats it, im done. no one can stay on topic and be serious anymore. im out, dont even try to call.
I never learn from my mistakes.

DarthPaul

February 28, 2009, 01:45:44 pm #9 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
*Calls gojoe*


Being a dragon in wal mart would be pretty cool.

Death to wal mart!!!!!!
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

dwib

February 28, 2009, 02:32:21 pm #10 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by dwib
gojoe we are in the spam section what did you expect?

Kuraudo Sutoraifu

February 28, 2009, 04:13:57 pm #11 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Kuraudo Sutoraifu
If you were a dragon, woudn't you eat everyone in line? Including your girlfriend?

Which would be good because human/dragon sexual relations never end well.  It mostly ends with your girlfriend split in half.

DarthPaul

February 28, 2009, 05:40:44 pm #12 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
And in Arches case you are born a wybern with a human head.


Also Asmo's avatar looks like he is surprised.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Tea

February 28, 2009, 05:47:56 pm #13 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Tea
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"If you were a dragon, woudn't you eat everyone in line? Including your girlfriend?

Which would be good because human/dragon sexual relations never end well.  It mostly ends with your girlfriend split in half.

I beg to differ. Reis/Beowulf was pretty sexy. But then she turned human bah.

DarthPaul

February 28, 2009, 05:49:00 pm #14 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
^I would not be surprised if that kind of fan art existed.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

samuchan

February 28, 2009, 06:16:23 pm #15 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by samuchan
Quote from: "ffzman"If you were a car
instead of a boy, you'd
BE TURBO TEEN!

Fixed.

samuchan

February 28, 2009, 06:17:27 pm #16 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by samuchan
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"Which would be good because human/dragon sexual relations never end well.  It mostly ends with your girlfriend split in half.

You, sir, have never seen the anime Dragon Half.

gojoe

February 28, 2009, 09:20:00 pm #17 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by gojoe
i quiver at the thought of dragon reis/beowulf rule 34
I never learn from my mistakes.

DarthPaul

February 28, 2009, 09:23:52 pm #18 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Oh it exists and *shudders*.............................artists aren't what they used to be.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Kuraudo Sutoraifu

March 01, 2009, 12:26:40 am #19 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Kuraudo Sutoraifu
Quote from: "Tea"I beg to differ. Reis/Beowulf was pretty sexy. But then she turned human bah.

In the current state of the dragon/human relations, you can beg to differ.  But if Reis and Beowulf's positions were reversed, he would tear through her like a Humvee through a paper towel.  Then, you cannot differ.
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