To Curu

[Archael]

Even though
you don't come around
no more

I have written this haiku
for you to forever more
see that even though
I care for lore

I can still show
my feelings
instead of just the rod
like delita said in his dealings
blame yourself or god

please come back to us
before bloodyblade alt
begins to make a fuss

or I will have to increase
the number of haikus in this crease
and then, forever

nevermore

nevermore

[Llednar]

Haiku is 3 lines
per stanza
line 1 - 5 syllables
line 2 - 7 syllables
line 3 - 5 syllables
Unless I am wrong (which I am more often than not)
*Huffs and stalks off to write his own crappy haiku*

[Archael]

THAT HAIKU IS A HAIKU

HAIKU IS FREEDOM IT IS HOWEVER MANY LINES YOU WANT@@@!!!!

[Llednar]

Hmm... the new ones are better.
<dunce|XD

[dwib]

Voldemort you should stick to drinking rather than poetry

[Archael]

Voldemort you should stick to drinking rather than poetry

ok.. ok

I will.

[SentinalBlade]

or writing poetry while drunk? :3

[Cheetah]

I thought it was just assumed that that first bit of "poetry" was Drunkoetry... Similar to bastardoetry, but not quite as witty.

[SentinalBlade]

A little more slurred, mayharps? :L

[Ant]

Haiku are badass
"Haiku" is the plural form
Ant is so awesome

-Ancient Unnamed Haiku, circa 1350 A.D

[SentinalBlade]

What region does this work of art hail from, Ant? more specifically, maybe a town i was found in?

(im trying ot start an interesting backstory to a potential debate on the philosophy of your awesomeness)

[Ant]

There are two places for things that awesome to come from:

1. Bruce Willis' adrenaline glands.

2. The soul

[SentinalBlade]

3. Chuck Noriss's Eye sockets, which spew forth the purest of laser beams
4. St. Ajora
5. Blasphemy annointing st. Ajora as a fake
6. Zodiac
7. FFT
8. FFH
9. FFTPatcher
10. Razeles ASM hacks.

only 2? :3

[Archael]

now I feel I should write Haiku's for other members...

hmmm.
who first

[Zalge]

... I would say me, but then I would seem vain... oh, wait, I am. ME FIRST!!! =D

[DarthPaul]

*Breaks Zalges neck and sets helmet so he seems just fine.*

[Llednar]

*Uses Ultima Blizzard on Zalge so he stands still, thus giving Voldemort insperation*

[Zalge]

*makes strange gurgling sounds, supposed to mean, "Damn vocal cords, why don't you work when my neck is broken?"*

[Llednar]

...*recasts Ultima Blizzard so saliva is frozen as well*
Sheesh, guys don't stay frozen like they used to
*mutters and wanders off*

[Cottage Cheese]

Maybe your power is fading, Llednar. You should start thinking of a new profession. Don't worry; I'll help.

Hmmm.... I've got it! Your new sig:

I am the eternal secretary, fear my mad phone-answering magic!