ISO OPENER 5000

Archael · January 21, 2009, 08:02:55 pm

Bastard Poetry · January 21, 2009, 08:21:16 pm

Rock and roll!

The first, official FFH publicity poster, and it truly and accurately reflects us as a community.

Great work, son!

gojoe · January 21, 2009, 08:49:24 pm

arch truly puts the "Kill" in "sKill"

Zozma · January 21, 2009, 10:00:55 pm

looks like it can laminate too..

dwib · January 21, 2009, 10:08:14 pm

SWORDSKILLLOL HACKS?? i need!!

AngrySurprisedFace · January 22, 2009, 12:24:43 am

I question it's authenticity for it has been photographed in what looks to be a public washroom with a filing cabinet.

Ant · January 22, 2009, 12:27:03 am

Sort of looks like a...
Actually, wtf is that?

Looks like it could scan documents, print files, and grill hotdogs.

Kuraudo Sutoraifu · January 22, 2009, 02:32:22 am

I bought an ISO OPENER 5000 and lost ten pounds in the first week!

DarthPaul · January 22, 2009, 09:33:06 am

I bought an ISO OPENER 5000 and it is the last appliance I will ever need ya know.

philsov · January 22, 2009, 09:46:02 am

The ISO OPENER 5000 is a great plot device.

Archael · February 07, 2009, 10:34:31 pm

Quote from: "philsov"The ISO OPENER 5000 is a great plot device.

o hai

Celdia · February 07, 2009, 10:59:11 pm

...is that a blueprint machine??

tithin · February 07, 2009, 11:00:22 pm

How many payments, exactly?

DarthPaul · February 07, 2009, 11:01:00 pm

No it is the ISO OPENER 5000. Zodiac used the parts from mine when turning me into a ph33b0t.

Celdia · February 07, 2009, 11:04:49 pm

I recall someone mentioning Voldemort's penchant for alcohol somewhere in another thread. If he went thru the same transmogrification would be become a b33rbot?

dwib · February 07, 2009, 11:05:06 pm

mmm this thing can get into my wife's fft iso

Archael · February 07, 2009, 11:06:11 pm

Quote from: "dwib"mmm this thing can get into my wife's fft iso

yup

Celdia · February 07, 2009, 11:09:25 pm

I'm suddenly uncomfortable with where this thread is going....

tithin · February 07, 2009, 11:10:13 pm

My wife doesn't have an fft iso, thankfully.

PX_Timefordeath · February 08, 2009, 12:06:28 pm

I got $500 with ISO Opener 5000!

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ISO OPENER 5000

Archael

January 21, 2009, 08:02:55 pm Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Archael

January 21, 2009, 08:21:16 pm #1 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Bastard Poetry

January 21, 2009, 08:49:24 pm #2 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by gojoe

January 21, 2009, 10:00:55 pm #3 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Zozma

January 21, 2009, 10:08:14 pm #4 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by dwib

AngrySurprisedFace

January 22, 2009, 12:24:43 am #5 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by AngrySurprisedFace

January 22, 2009, 12:27:03 am #6 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Ant

January 22, 2009, 02:32:22 am #7 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Kuraudo Sutoraifu

January 22, 2009, 09:33:06 am #8 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul

January 22, 2009, 09:46:02 am #9 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by philsov

Archael

February 07, 2009, 10:34:31 pm #10 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Archael

February 07, 2009, 10:59:11 pm #11 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Celdia

February 07, 2009, 11:00:22 pm #12 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by tithin

February 07, 2009, 11:01:00 pm #13 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul

February 07, 2009, 11:04:49 pm #14 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Celdia

February 07, 2009, 11:05:06 pm #15 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by dwib

Archael

February 07, 2009, 11:06:11 pm #16 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Archael

February 07, 2009, 11:09:25 pm #17 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Celdia

February 07, 2009, 11:10:13 pm #18 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by tithin

February 08, 2009, 12:06:28 pm #19 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by PX_Timefordeath