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Prisoner sues God

Started by Jacob31593, November 09, 2008, 10:51:15 am

¿LOLWUT?

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Voting closed: November 09, 2008, 10:51:15 am

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Jacob31593

November 09, 2008, 10:51:15 am Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Jacob31593

DarthPaul

November 09, 2008, 10:57:29 am #1 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
lol they failed to subpoena god to court
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

samuchan

November 10, 2008, 01:10:41 am #2 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by samuchan
So God's like a deadbeat dad?

Archael

November 10, 2008, 11:48:02 am #3 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Archael
well why hasn't god shown up in court?

they keep telling me he's real and all

DarthPaul

November 10, 2008, 01:25:57 pm #4 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Good point Voldemort if he's real he will get his bum ass in that court room and except his punishment. *struck by lightning* Owwwwwwww.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

dwib

November 18, 2008, 12:59:57 am #5 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by dwib
For retribution, I sugguest God give up his one and only son

darkegg

November 21, 2008, 03:11:22 pm #6 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darkegg
The kind of excuses people make....

jedimasterarcturus

December 07, 2008, 05:12:24 am #7 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by jedimasterarcturus
roflcopter, lollerskates.

DarthPaul

December 07, 2008, 10:43:51 am #8 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Lolwut!
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Jacob31593

December 07, 2008, 12:49:02 pm #9 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Jacob31593
Quote from: "darthpaul"Lolwut!

¿LOLWUT?

kinneas123

December 07, 2008, 10:36:31 pm #10 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by kinneas123
If he doesn't make his court date, can't he be found in contempt of court?

DarthPaul

December 07, 2008, 10:40:33 pm #11 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Meh they will just put a warrant out for him.......Lol I can see it now AMWs most wanted man in the world.......God.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Koizumi

December 08, 2008, 10:33:54 pm #12 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Koizumi
No reward they could offer for his arrest would beat what he whould offer you for letting him go....

DarthPaul

December 08, 2008, 10:47:34 pm #13 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Meh i doubt you could catch him.  He is the Alpha and Omega.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Green Archer

December 09, 2008, 04:14:06 am #14 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Green Archer
Quote from: "darthpaul"Meh i doubt you could catch him.  He is the Alpha and Omega.

Plus he is omnipresent, so he could be anywhere and nowhere...

Jacob31593

December 09, 2008, 05:49:03 am #15 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Jacob31593
i heard he once flooded the entire earth

DarthPaul

December 09, 2008, 11:35:30 am #16 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
I heard he had a son who was killed by ..... the jews........(no anti-semitism meant by that)......
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

philsov

March 25, 2009, 04:19:00 pm #17 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by philsov
this topic got a lot funnier when the word filter was introduced.
Just another rebel plotting rebellion.

DarthPaul

March 25, 2009, 05:06:26 pm #18 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Your right, thanks for the bump.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

dwib

March 26, 2009, 01:08:04 am #19 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by dwib
obviously we must need the body for the virgo stone before St. Ajora may show up in court!
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