Roll to dodge!

[Ryqoshay]

Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Finally! Ryqoshay breathed a sigh of relief as her Love Power appeared to be behaving normaly again. It was indeed a shame that the power had been recharged in such a gruesome manner. Perhaps such was the way of thos tragic world. Ryqo vowed to do everything she could to change this ghastly system and ensure every denizen of the realm came to feel as blessed as she felt now.

"Ryqo-mom!" The twins called in unison as they ran up to her. "Look what we made!" They held up a piece of paper with macaroni pasted all over in adorable shapes.

Tears of pure joy brimmed Ryqo's eyes as she read the heartfelt message below the artwork. Her power spiked and began to feel more familiar. This was how it was supposed to be.

Suddenly, everything seemed to move quickly, making Ryqo dizzy for a moment. Just what the heck was that? After the spell cleared, she felt different. Better. Happier. Perkier. She imediately identified the source of the spell. The man looked familar for some reason, wasn't he the one who dominated this world recently? She was pretty sure she had seen something about it on the net or somewhere.

"Thanks Mr. King-type-man!" She waved gleefully to him. "Ryqo-Ry feels all charged up and ready to go now! Hee!"

''Ultra sad hate rejection family destroyer'' a grim voice intoned.

What?! The air was charged with static and a clap of thunder nearly deafened her. Cries of pain and anguish echoed behind her. No...

She turned in time to witness a strange armored man trampling the bodies of her newly adopted sons. No...

Something began to burn within her. Something far different from Love. Something else...

NO!

Gritting her teeth, Ryqo clamped down this strange flux in her power. No.

Love is what this tainted world needed most. Only Love could save it. Love could do anything... right...?

Before her stood a twisted soul in desperate need of Love. He needed to smile. He needed to be at peace.

And now on to today's episode:

Gripping tightly the sole gift from her sons, Ryqoshay dons she best smile she can manage. "I will pierce your heart!" She declares, aiming her Love Gun and praying to her goddess, Ioriana, that it worked properly this time.

>["Pain and Sorrow Mending Love Ryqo Bullet of Overwhelming Joy! Bang!"]

[rrs_kai]

rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.

IT'S BEEN HERE SINCE THE FIRST TIME DOOD.

I humbly apologize for this misunderstanding.......I always thought the 2hp corresponded to the wonder's hp "has a wonder, 2hp"

spoiler: prinny

She turned in time to witness a strange armored man trampling the bodies of her newly adopted sons. No...

was it this guy? hey don't look at me, I am a holy-knight now.

spoiler: rrs_kai the Terror Knight

[Ryqoshay]

was it this guy? hey don't look at me, I am a holy-knight now.

You Klingon bastard! You killed my son!

No, if you read the roll post, you'd know it was Dycedarg's elder brother who killed Ryqo-Ry's sons. You were in her narrative though, she called you "Mr King-type-man."

[Vaan]

> [Become Nacht the Dark Knight]

Its time to go full power to obliterate this battlefield.

[rrs_kai]

No, if you read the roll post, you'd know it was Dycedarg's elder brother who killed Ryqo-Ry's sons.

I do know its Dycedarg's elder brother, and yes I did read your post.
I simply named the terrror knight rrs_kai because it was my old portrait .

spoiler: my old portrait

[goofygoober]

I like that we have a tactics ogre fan.

[Ryqoshay]

But the elder brother is a Mime, not a Terror Knight.

Hrm... in hindsight, perhaps I shouldn't have said "strange armored" man, rather "strangely dressed."

Eh, c'est la vie...

[rrs_kai]

I like that we have a tactics ogre fan.

^_^

But the elder brother is a Mime, not a Terror Knight.

Wanna know who's under the helmet??

spoiler

Dievold is soul-less necro-animate which techinically makes him a zombie-mime

[Ryqoshay]

Wanna know who's under the helmet??

spoiler

Dievold is soul-less necro-animate which techinically makes him a zombie-mime

Kyaaa! Zombie! Kill it! Kill it with fi... *ahem* uhm... Ryqo-Ryqo-Ry! Reform it! Reform it with Love!

[Vaan]

Love aint going to make him alive :v

[Ryqoshay]

Love can do anything!

Even make dreams alive!

[Kokojo]

Time to roll!
Urgh that anime avatar brings back boring memories.
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> Summon meteor in order to cause mayhem and death all over the world.

Your roll : 6

You cause meteor to fall on the ground, but very soon, the shinra army decides to launch a rocket filled with nukes at it. Unfortunately for you, you're under the impact site and a shard from the explosion reaches you!

Kokojo must ROLL TO DODGE the shard!
Your roll : 5

You evade the shard and instantly ride it out into space, way way out of the way of the meteor. (Immune to meteor)

Meteor is comming in 2 turns

>cast Meteor Impact EX on Kokojo

Your roll : 2

You fight your personnal space because it has withdrawal problems.

>Dance my way into a Werewolf den and convince them to join the dance horde

Your roll : 3(+1) = 4

You get a horde of werewolf back-up dancers with you as they cheer you while howling the music's rhytym. (Horde of werewolf dancers)

>Charge Kokojo with reckless abadon

Your roll : 4 (+1) = 5

You charge Kokojo with reckless abadon, so much so that he gets suprised and cannot defend properly! (Kokojo -1 to next roll)

Kokojo must ROLL TO DODGE Dome!
Your roll : 4(-1) = 3

Kokojo gets hit in the spleen and is badly wounded, bleeding all over the place! (-1 to next roll)

>Punch rrs_kai's wonder

Your roll : 5

You punch rrs_kai's wonder so hard, that the wind produced from the impact that it quantum leaps into next turn, preventing it from rolling this turn!

Wonder must ROLL TO DODGE!
Your roll : 4

Wonder evades the attack.

>["Pain and Sorrow Mending Love Ryqo Bullet of Overwhelming Joy! Bang!"]

Your roll : 5(+1) = 6

You cast the spell on Dycerdarg Elder brother and he transforms into a bard of everlasting joy and hapiness! He leaps around the world in giant leaps, brigning with him an accordion as wide as a mile, as he sings songs of hapiness and joy! He circles around you and the world as fast as he can, and in a blazing glory, explodes in an orb of pure joy that cause an aurora of positivity around the world. (+1 to ALL actions next turn!) People explode a lot. I swear I am not obsessed, guys.

> [Become Nacht the Dark Knight]

Your roll : 1

You instead become Thcan, the puppy princess of caring. (-1 to attack rolls)

spoiler: Player Pannel

Dome: Cannot roll a 0, +1 to next attack.
Ryqoshay: Giant dog companion(+1 to all attacks)
bcrobert: +2 to next attack
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), -1 to attack rolls.
Eternal : -1 to next roll
Kokojo : Immune to meteor. -1 to next roll.
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, is in a MJ's zombie horde, +1 to dance moves, has a horde of wolf dancer.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Çachagrei : Sleepwalking, +2 to next ''Ressurect'' roll
Jumza :
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
TristanBeoulve: Dead

spoiler: NPC

MC Nail : Innactive for now.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 81 turns. (2 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai, and produces cookies, being built SUPER fast(D10)

spoiler: Events

Meteor : Comming in 2 turns. Will cause a global RTD.
Aurora of positivity : +1 to all rolls starting next turn.

[Dome]

Damn! It's too late...
I must stop the meteor!
>Raise hands to charge a Genki Dama to throw against the meteor

[Vaan]

> [Absorb the meteor and canalize it into dark energy so i become nacht the dark knight]

[Vaan]

Love can do anything!

Even make dreams alive

He is not a dream

[rrs_kai]

>thorw a rock at Vaan

[Ryqoshay]

He is not a dream

"I am not a crook dream." - Nixon Dycedarg's Elder Brother

Not if you believe Descartes. Or the The Chords. Life could be a dream (sh-boom) If I could take you up to paradise up above (sh-boom)...

[Vaan]

I oftenly have dreams where i see a scene that actually happens exactly like i saw, since i see them in 1st person perspective, although i cant use that in my favor because i cant know if its a dream or not until it happens. So perhaps life is nothing but a dream indeed, or im in the matrix.

[Kokojo]

I may have to reroll Ryqo's roll due to things. If anyone is affected they may choose another roll freely.
Meanwhile...

> Irradiate rrs_kai with a nuclear bee.

[Jumza]

>Pet Thcan