I WEAR SHORT SHORTS
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3rgg8ofG01qbfckco1_500.jpg)
(http://www.uplolit.com/media/201112/d92591fc94beefeb783103fbd4d6d2a3.jpg)
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^^...Durbs is blind now.. that wasn't very nice...
I congratulate the man for his heroic efforts in the ever raging war on pants.
He actually doesn't have a bad ass.
He really doesn't, assuming you can look past the hair. Additionally, the man in this pic is clearly trolling.
Successful troll was successful.