You're gunna fuq this up, won't you Kokojo, Kaijyuu?
(http://www.photomann.com/japan/machines/umbrella1x.jpg)
Behold! This is the vending machine of amazingness! This vending machine will give you anything that it wants to spit out and all you have to do is put a coin in!
Example:
Person A: *inserts coin*
Person B: You receive an old sock! *inserts coin*
Person C: You receive a shiny pair of boots! *inserts coin*
The rules are simple:
1. You have ten coins. You insert one and get something in return. No adding coins unless the machine gives you coins!
2. Items can be treated as coins. Yes, if you get a pair of shoes, you can use one shoe as a "coin."
3. List out how many coins you have left and the items you have received.
4. Any item can come out of the machine!
5. Good luck!
I shall go first, of course.
*inserts coin*
Coins left: 9
Items: None. :c
uhhh....okay.
Insert coin.
Recieve: A semi-automatic civilian model ak-47
You receive an Amazing Vending Machine. Yes, another one.
*insert coin*
You received a cell phone! It works, but... The buttons don't!
*inserts coin*
Coins: 8
Items: Model of an AK-47
You receive the meaning of life in a bottle.
*Inserts EVERYONE'S coins*
Coins : 0
Out pops the universe. All of it.
*sticks it back in as a coin*
You now have:
AK-47 Model
Another Amazing Vending Machine
0 coins.