Have you ever wondered what it would like to be serenaded by a stranger over the internet with a generally subpar microphone? Well, hold onto your socks folks because I'm about to knock your socks because that opportunity is now a reality!
Choose any song (within reason) for me to sing you! (not rap! not rap! I am a terrible rapper!) I may sometimes take liberties and mumble, I may sometimes make it funny, but what's important is that I. WILL. BE. SERENADING. YOU. Furthermore, since it would be terribly unprofessional of me to offer my services with absolutely no upfront showcase of talent, I'm about to get you good with a little something to sweeten the deal: A PROMOTIONAL SONG HOLY CENSORSHIP (complete with all the things I promised you).
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vWqIQEs1XTvyrgnYr
If I get to the point where you want to pay me, that's cool too. /joking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sl7Nv4j3QQ
bowling song!
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vkWiTQgkw34WBP3bI
couldn't stop laughing.
ok, that was good for a 5 minute laugh