EHI AI GAIS, IM WORKING ON A NEW PATCJH AND I NED YOUR HELP!!!
1) Everyone will always have 69 Hp
2) Malak skillset: Bitchslap (Deals 1 damage and charms a female unit)
Hint: Incest with his <3 Sis Take cover!
Sound of a gunshot plays, Adds: Dead on self
3) Deep dungeon renamed
DEEPER DUNGEON4)
STORY CHANGE! Mosfungus is replaced by Herpes
5) Queklain's job renamed Vagina dentata, gains a special skill (Blue waffle: Turns all the enemies on the field into smurfs)
6) Mustadio renamed Retardio, gains innate: Confusion
7) Algus job renamed: ANIMALS HAVE NO GOD! Skillset: "PLEASE LET ME HAVE 100 SOLDIERS!" Effect: None
Story-changing shot: 100% death on commoners, can't be used during fights
8)
NEW ASM! Mustadio can now lay eggs if Boco is in the party!
9) Ajora's class is now ''Trollgod''
10) Every major villian's move ability should be OMFG!!! HE TELEPORTED AGAIN!!!!
11) Critical Teleport - When HP is low or gone, teleport thousands of miles away and leave a trollface behind.
12)
NEW SCRIPT! "Let's save that young faggot turd whopper dickhead retardio!"
13
NEW SCRIPT2! Delita: they are all swept up in the same flow
Ramza: I pissed in your 'flow'
14)
NEW SPRITES! Vormav, Kletian and Rofel changed into power rangers
15)
STORY CHANGE2! Incest with teta or alma (Depending on the player)
16) Job names changes! Celia and Lede changed to bitch A and Bitch B, Elmdors to Pimp
17) All shrine knights are now in night Gowns
18)
UBER WEAPONRY!!!!1 Chaos blade changed into spamhammer
19) Thundergod cid gains a new, BALANCED SKILLSET! LOLSWORDSKILL 999 hit everyone 100%
20)
SIDE QUESTS CHANGES! Sephiroth takes Aeris place! Selling flowers, being picked on, and in the finale he uncovers his true self and battle him with Cloud's help. Rawr.
21) Tifa will be implemented instead of Alma for more boobs. (And for a greated wincest with Ramza)
22) Zalbag will be replaced with Beatrix for even more boobs
23)
ALTERNATE ENDING|! (SPOILERZ) Vormav kills Funeral, Ramza kills Vormav and collects the stones. Ramza becomes the new High Priest (with Orlandu as cardinal) and excommunicates Delita and Ovelia for being so useless and deceptive. In revenge they create protestantism or the anti-High Priest. Holy Wars begin
24)
COMEBACKS OF EPIC CHARACTERS! Algus is secretly ajora.
25)
STORY CHANGE3! Gustav comes back in Ch4 leading an army of Zombie death corpse!
26) Ramza can learn shoop da whoop instead of Ultima in Ch4!
27)
NEW SKILLS! Mustadio gets a "Clone" skill using Moldball Virus to turn allies into Mustadio.
28) Add Lulu FFX for Valmfra for maximum B00bage! Special battle with her Job: Gothslut, Skill: M0ar Wh0re. 100% charm all male not mustadio or teh gayz. Battle at night in graveyard, replaces zalmo at the church. War trophy hello kitty with skull hair thing bag. Always : Poison, slow, WP 50. Immune: charm, sleep, petrify, Equippable by b00bs
29) [
PLOTTWIST] Altima is secretly a man with implants.
---------------------------------------REJECTED IDEAS---------------------------------------
1) MARCHE (No FFTA shit in FFT: Spam)
2) Random ppl from teh internet
ANY OTHER IDEA/S?
Ajora's class is now ''Trollgod''
AWESOME! ADDED
Reis Learns Beastiality as a dragon
Every major villian's move ability should be OMFG!!! HE TELEPORTED AGAIN!!!!
Critical Teleport - When HP is low or gone, teleport thousands of miles away and leave a trollface behind.
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/78156812/Cid_Highwind_Motivator_by_Kerwyn2112.jpg)
profanity ftw.
Let's save that young faggot turd whopper dickhead retardio!
THANKS FOR TE SUGGESTIONS GAIS!
THIS IS HOING TO BE TEH BEAST PATCH EVA!R
Put Marche in? :P or is that just too lolpatch?
Quote from: Twinees on September 01, 2011, 06:38:43 am
Put Marche in? :P or is that just too lolpatch?
That's taking it too far :(
Are you for srs real!? xD
This patch needs more Power Rangers!
Oh yes!
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/Gabriel-Fan/Random/WTFXD.jpg)
Added the power rangers, rejected Marche
Delita: they are all swept up in the same flow
Ramza: I pissed in your 'flow'
Quote from: GeneralStrife on September 01, 2011, 02:46:45 am
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/78156812/Cid_Highwind_Motivator_by_Kerwyn2112.jpg)
profanity ftw.
Let's save that young faggot turd whopper dickhead retardio!
OMG the picture is hacked!
Added
Ofc is hacked, but who cares? Cid is too awesome
hint incest with teta or alma lulz
Quote from: GeneralStrife on September 01, 2011, 03:05:57 pm
hint incest with teta or alma lulz
NO!
Bitchslap is Malak-only, if he <3 Alma is not WINcest, is normal sex
Quote from: Dome on September 01, 2011, 03:10:32 pm
NO!
Bitchslap is Malak-only, if he <3 Alma is not WINcest, is normal sex
I ment delita and Ramza's scripts with alma and teta my dear dome.
Quote from: GeneralStrife on September 01, 2011, 03:20:33 pm
I ment delita and Ramza's scripts with alma and teta my dear dome.
Dear? Dear? DEAR?
A/S/L
Considering that a lot of ppl wants it (2)
It has been added
change Celia and Lede to bitch A and Bitch B and change Elmdors job to Pimp
All shrine knights are now in night Gowns.
A new weapon called Spamhammer.
orlandu skillset: LOLSWORDSKILL 99 hit everyone 100%
Isn't this all including in that new patch, FFT + or something like that? Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
Thanks guys, added!
@Mando
You are banned from spam
Sephiroth is a must here, being a main enemy of Cloud etc. He could take Aeris place! Selling flowers, being picked on, and in the finale he uncovers his true self and battle him with Cloud's help. Rawr.
Quote from: Dome on September 04, 2011, 06:27:00 am
Thanks guys, added!
@Mando
You are banned from spam
I love you too dome ;D . I couldn't help myself... such an easy target :<
Added Sephy
jew should add ff7 esque cursing. cursing is free game in spam so it should be in teh spam addition!
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj174/FF255Master/adviceVoldemort2.png)
super boss Voldemort that deletes everything. move is called thank the community
No references to Internet ppl
Sry
Guys, this community is terrible
I'm working on the definitive FFT Patch and no one is willing to help me >_>
HELP FFT: SPAM EDITION!!!!!!!!!1 with more ideas (and boobs)
Implement Tifa instead of Alma for more boobs.
Awesome, added
MOAR ideas!
...Replace Zalbag with Beatrix for even more great cleavage boobs? >.>
(or replace any other character that seems like a worthy general)
Keep 'em coming!
fft: plus reference(s)
Algus is secretly ajora.
7) Algus job renamed: ANIMALS HAVE NO GOD! Skillset: "PLEASE LET ME HAVE 100 SOLDIERS!" Effect: None <--- epic
I'd suggest a story change: Vormav kills Funeral, Ramza kills Vormav and collects the stones. Ramza becomes the new High Priest (with Orlandu as cardinal) and excommunicates Delita and Ovelia for being so useless and deceptive. In revenge they create protestantism or the anti-High Priest. Holy Wars begin :mrgreen:
My only suggestion is you constantly describe it as "epic."
Quote from: Kaijyuu on December 21, 2011, 02:01:21 pm
My only suggestion is you constantly describe it as "epic."
WUT?
gustav reborns with the death corpse at chapter 4 and leads an army of a hundred workers XD
the latest model is worker 100 where worker 7 is like ajora's sprite but much :more: hotter XD
This needs moar shoop da whoop.
CLASSICS NEVER DIE!
all the characters are bald.
Give Mustadio a "Clone" skill using Moldball Virus to turn allies into Mustadio.
All sprites are naked.
have tacgnol be a random encounter.
(http://www.youthink.com/images/2010/02/04/youthinkdotcom_2892203_197930.jpg)
*uses Seal Evil on topic*
Quote from: Dokurider on January 02, 2013, 12:50:11 pm
*uses Seal Evil on topic*
Sorry men, you need to be Mustadio to use that...
...and you DON'T WANT to be him, right? ;-)
I use Summon: Elric! More powerful than 1,000,000 Mustadios! Of course, it might be more like 600,000 due to budget cuts...
Add Lulu FFX for Valmfra for maximum B00bage! Special battle with her Job: Gothslut, Skill: M0ar Wh0re. 100% charm all male not mustadio or teh gayz. Battle at night in graveyard, replaces zalmo at the church. War trophy hello kitty with skull hair thing bag. Always : Poison, slow, WP 50. Immune: charm, sleep, petrify, Equippable by b00bs and musty. Semms legit.
ramza renamed to dome. has 669 hp, and can insta kill the same sex.
Altima is secretly a man with implants.