http://www.cracked.com/blog/understanding-the-world-of-warcraft-using-super-mario-brothers/ (http://www.cracked.com/blog/understanding-the-world-of-warcraft-using-super-mario-brothers/)
That thing's ancient. Read it long ago.
Okay fine. Then read this instead.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-highlights-from-worst-nintendo-tutorial-80s/ (http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-highlights-from-worst-nintendo-tutorial-80s/)
...oh god. I hadn't seen that one.