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General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Kokojo on March 30, 2011, 06:37:18 pm

Title: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Kokojo on March 30, 2011, 06:37:18 pm
Dome the spam mod is hiding in his spamfortress, filled with Meme's and nothing good!

This is your General Kokojo. Please report on your section and current situation.

Over.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: RandMuadDib on March 30, 2011, 11:53:37 pm
Red Leader here. Please send coordinates for the target.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Kaijyuu on March 31, 2011, 12:02:48 am
Blue leader here. I'm the one that dies 5 seconds into the fighting to show that the situation's serious.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 31, 2011, 01:02:38 am
Pink leader here. We've just been betrayed by Red Leader.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: VampragonLord on March 31, 2011, 03:09:05 am
Purple leader here, we successfully convinced Pink leader it was Red leader that betrayed them and not us.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Dome on March 31, 2011, 03:23:50 am
Kokojo! You, of all people, betrayed me?!?
I won't show mercy to the rebels!
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Celdia on March 31, 2011, 05:24:24 am
Domeliapoolis Army here. We surrender.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Dome on March 31, 2011, 05:38:02 am
Quote from: Celdia on March 31, 2011, 05:24:24 am
Domeliapoolis Army here. We surrender.
Lol
Wrong
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Eternal on March 31, 2011, 06:46:32 am
You're doing it all wrong! It's a fortress of Spam, right? So why not just fry it and throw it on some bread with some cheese?
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Kagebunji on March 31, 2011, 06:52:33 am
Black leader reporting. We destroyed supplies for Domeliapolis, sooner or later they will fall. Over.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Dome on March 31, 2011, 07:30:20 am
Play this music in the background while reading my post

Ok, you asked for it...

RETREAT AT ONCE, OR ELSE I'LL RELEASE THE SUPER SPAM BOMB!
IT'S SO FULL OF SPAM, MEMES AND SHITTY JOKES IT WILL FOREVER INFECT THE WORLD!
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Eternal on March 31, 2011, 07:31:37 am
...or I could just delete the Spam Bomb and render you as helpless as you always are.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Dome on March 31, 2011, 07:34:57 am
Quote from: Eternal248 on March 31, 2011, 07:31:37 am
...or I could just delete the Spam Bomb and render you as helpless as you always are.

Your post doesn't have music, so it fails
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Eternal on March 31, 2011, 08:13:52 am


Prepare to meet your maker, you overprocessed swinesucker!
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Dome on March 31, 2011, 08:27:05 am
My music is still better than yours, and 36% more epic
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Eternal on March 31, 2011, 08:31:52 am
I could never get into Advance Wars. It seemed really slow. Were the DS ones faster-paced?
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Dome on March 31, 2011, 08:36:59 am
I liked dual strike, but dark conflict sucks
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Mando on March 31, 2011, 11:14:20 am
Lord Dome, our spies have located Kokojo's location! Permission to release the T.R.O.L.L.S (Terrible Relentless OBLITERATING Laughing Loli Squad) on him!
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Dome on March 31, 2011, 11:21:07 am
Go ahead, smash him
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Kagebunji on March 31, 2011, 12:50:38 pm
QuoteT.R.O.L.L.S (Terrible Relentless Laughing Loli Squad)


Where is the word for "O", huh? Man, you don't even have your own squad, you phail, sir.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: dinosaur on March 31, 2011, 12:57:22 pm
Super fab rainbow lover leader here. I cannot breath with all the youtube poop. Send help.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Kagebunji on March 31, 2011, 01:07:38 pm
*sends squad consisting of 10 Rainbow Unicorns, caring supplies for Dinosaur*

Hope this helps man.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Mando on March 31, 2011, 01:34:33 pm
CORRECT FOR PRECISENESS! @ kage (I was doing this from my iphone while at work... those the err0r

anyways....

Gives orders to the T.R.O.L.L.S bring back Kokojo's Beak... ERM head...

Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Kagebunji on March 31, 2011, 01:39:49 pm
No place for errors in this war. No excuses. Your squad doesn't exist.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Dome on March 31, 2011, 01:47:16 pm
Quote from: Kagebunji on March 31, 2011, 01:39:49 pm
No place for errors in this war. No excuses. Your squad doesn't exist.

YOU don't exist, man
Get lost, noisy shadow
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Kagebunji on March 31, 2011, 03:03:24 pm
...Yeah, sure.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on March 31, 2011, 04:24:02 pm
Pickle Torpedos Calibrating
10
9
8
...
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: GeneralStrife on March 31, 2011, 05:11:50 pm
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPT566NxOL11j51j1Ryp6THhc6_v1dYad0nzkQcETyQknQlRum&t=1)

Red October Standing By
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Wiz on March 31, 2011, 05:24:39 pm
@ ET: Nice Guile Parody you had there, this tops it I'm afraid

Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 31, 2011, 09:56:27 pm
No, I think this does

Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Mando on March 31, 2011, 10:01:36 pm
Dome... I think we need to send out our secret weapon!



Seriously who needs "Lame Ass Color" squad leaders when you got this?



Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 31, 2011, 10:46:10 pm
Time to unleash our special attack!

Take this! My love! My anger! And all my sorrow! SHINING FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnVCYOUB0gY)
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Wiz on March 31, 2011, 11:45:27 pm
"Just imagine this guy in bed.

'This dick of mine throbs with an awesome POWER!

It's burning shaft tells me to have sex with you!

Take this! My love! My lust! And all my semen!

SHIIINIINNGGGG PEEENIIIISSSSS!!!!!'"

ROFL, how's that not the top rated comment on that vid? XD
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Mando on April 01, 2011, 12:57:43 am
Quote from: Wiz on March 31, 2011, 11:45:27 pm

ERUPTING BURNING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!'"


fixed for accuracy
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on April 01, 2011, 01:32:09 am
Because the other comment is first WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Dome on April 01, 2011, 02:18:01 am
Sorry guys, I told you
I'll release the super spam bomb
The internet, the world and FFH will be forever filled with YTP, memes and shitty jokes
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Mando on April 01, 2011, 02:34:02 am
Quote from: Dome on April 01, 2011, 02:18:01 am
Sorry guys, I told you
I'll release the super spam bomb
The internet, the world and FFH will be forever filled with YTP, memes and shitty jokes


Its already filled with that... PLUS PORN
D; However I am still down with this plan.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on April 01, 2011, 04:04:33 am
Eternal, ban Dome.

Then unban him tomorrow.

Also, "delete" the FFT: Item section
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Dome on April 01, 2011, 05:06:48 am
Quote from: PX_Timefordeath on April 01, 2011, 04:04:33 am
Eternal, ban Dome.

Then unban him tomorrow.

Also, "delete" the FFT: Item section

LOL
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Kokojo on April 02, 2011, 09:36:35 am


There. Using memes and psysical damage, I defeated dome.

Victoly!
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Dome on April 02, 2011, 08:46:21 pm
Wrog
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: LightningHax on April 02, 2011, 09:55:13 pm
I love it when people declare war on Dome. The resulting threads are nothing short of fantastic.

Now, guys, I love how your willing to fight against Dome. BUT there's one problem here...


You're doin' it wrong!

Quote from: PX_Timefordeath on April 01, 2011, 04:04:33 am
Eternal, ban Dome.


That would work. Too bad Dome has 100 Brave and Banhammer Grasp. NEXT!

Quote from: PX_Timefordeath on April 01, 2011, 04:04:33 am
Also, "delete" the FFT: Item section


Too risky. NEXT!

Quote from: Kokojo on April 02, 2011, 09:36:35 am


There. Using memes and psysical damage, I defeated dome.

Victoly!



The Spam Mod class absorbs all meme elemental damage, and has innate defense up. Try again.

Tl;dr version:

Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on April 02, 2011, 11:35:16 pm
*Eats LightningHax*
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Dome on April 03, 2011, 04:12:58 am
Quote from: LightningHax on April 02, 2011, 09:55:13 pm
I love it when people declare war on Dome. The resulting threads are nothing short of fantastic.

Now, guys, I love how your willing to fight against Dome. BUT there's one problem here...


You're doin' it wrong!

That would work. Too bad Dome has 100 Brave and Banhammer Grasp. NEXT!

Too risky. NEXT!

The Spam Mod class absorbs all meme elemental damage, and has innate defense up. Try again.

Tl;dr version:



Great explaination
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: st4rw4k3r on April 03, 2011, 04:34:07 am
I'll end this all!
Activate, The pedro lazor!
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: MysticKnightFF5 on April 03, 2011, 09:55:02 am
he absorbs all meme elemental, remember? even shoop da whoop doesn't work on him....
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on April 03, 2011, 12:24:40 pm
I shall counter-meme then!

Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Mando on April 03, 2011, 02:40:32 pm
Sorry I cannot let you do this to everyone PX!!!!


Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Kaijyuu on April 03, 2011, 04:46:39 pm
*mysteriously reappears after being presumed dead*


HAHA, you fools! I was on Dome's side all along! Now, DIE!


FALCON... PAWNCH...!
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: GeneralStrife on April 03, 2011, 06:33:20 pm
(http://americancivilwar.com/pictures/stonewall_jackson_2.jpeg)

This is Spamwall Jackson, I've got 1500 spammers standing by east of the potomac, ready to route these bastards!
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyRroJS_i9O9v-yhtuJG8MhvDzvU33d43b5Zdd9tOYkGSG1TUWFg)
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Mando on April 03, 2011, 06:55:30 pm
Nice, GS don't forget to use the mobile dolls as well.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on April 03, 2011, 10:01:06 pm
You've all forced me to unleash this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSfKCd7uPV0).
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Kaijyuu on April 03, 2011, 10:25:06 pm
Quote from: PX_Timefordeath on April 03, 2011, 10:01:06 pm
You've all forced me to unleash this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSfKCd7uPV0).

Pff, that's nothing compared to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P_BvrtuxAI).
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on April 03, 2011, 10:28:57 pm
Mindrape (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC5o9ovFygc)
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Kokojo on April 03, 2011, 10:46:15 pm
I will stop this madness!

(http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/9454/theroom46.png)
(http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/3764/theroom47.png)
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/6961/theroom48.png)

You emmerge from a very very long sleep.

You see RAGING WAR outside.

Imput commands.
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on April 03, 2011, 11:19:37 pm
Madness? (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/070415.jpg)
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Dome on April 04, 2011, 02:55:48 am
Quote from: Kokojo on April 03, 2011, 10:46:15 pm
I will stop this madness!

(http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/9454/theroom46.png)
(http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/3764/theroom47.png)
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/6961/theroom48.png)

You emmerge from a very very long sleep.

You see RAGING WAR outside.

Imput commands.

Put RAGING WAR into your mutant ass
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: Gotwald on April 04, 2011, 09:25:05 am
Devour the mouse shaped object in the inventory
Title: Re: Attack on Domeliapolis.
Post by: GeneralStrife on April 04, 2011, 09:49:18 am
Quote from: Gotwald on April 04, 2011, 09:25:05 am
Devour the mouse shaped object in the inventory


LOTR captain?
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