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General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Melancthon on March 27, 2011, 08:28:43 pm

Title: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Melancthon on March 27, 2011, 08:28:43 pm
Who would it be?

I'd punch my boss and Katy Perry.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Twinees on March 28, 2011, 01:36:22 am
Eternal.... :D
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Post by: Pride on March 28, 2011, 03:43:29 am
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSX63pzqCTM8WN_sR2ZqU29koIvKIVxnyWyWgMtaPlqg29Kn9gozg)
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: dinosaur on March 28, 2011, 04:49:02 am
Quote from: twinees on March 28, 2011, 01:36:22 am
Eternal.... :D


Quote from: Melancthon on March 27, 2011, 08:28:43 pm
and Katy Perry.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: philsov on March 28, 2011, 09:32:27 am
Quote from: Pride on March 28, 2011, 03:43:29 am
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSX63pzqCTM8WN_sR2ZqU29koIvKIVxnyWyWgMtaPlqg29Kn9gozg)


The worst part of this post was that Pride lacks an avatar, so when I first saw it I wanted to punch Pride.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on March 28, 2011, 10:19:18 am
Donkey Punch on Sarah Palin.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Melancthon on March 28, 2011, 11:18:44 am
Quote from: philsov on March 28, 2011, 09:32:27 am
The worst part of this post was that Pride lacks an avatar, so when I first saw it I wanted to punch Pride.


Ha, yeah, I wasn't sure if it meant he wanted to punch Glen Beck or if he identified with Glen Beck and wanted to punch ME.  Now I want to punch Glen Beck.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Xifanie on March 28, 2011, 01:41:05 pm
Probably anyone trying/making a bad move on me; I can't really think of anything else.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Celdia on March 28, 2011, 01:42:30 pm
Wait? Only ONE person? Oh man...there are just SO many deserving people though...
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Post by: MysticKnightFF5 on March 28, 2011, 02:10:28 pm
Eternal.
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Post by: MagiusRerecros on March 28, 2011, 02:15:00 pm
Definitely Glenn Beck.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Pride on March 28, 2011, 02:32:18 pm
To clarify, I would punch Glenn Beck.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on March 28, 2011, 02:39:15 pm
Quote from: Xifanie on March 28, 2011, 01:41:05 pm
Probably anyone trying/making a bad move on me; I can't really think of anything else.

What constitutes a bad move?
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Xifanie on March 28, 2011, 03:04:58 pm
I'm a typical transsexual, so it would be pretty easy to make a bad move on me... I mean, I wouldn't want to be touched by some stranger, and I don't want to be touched in certain ways down there.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Kagebunji on March 28, 2011, 04:12:28 pm
Wow, no one wants to punch me, I am honored.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Zuzka on March 28, 2011, 05:09:25 pm
I would punch Michelle Obama and Barack in one swing he's the biggest liar ever to be in the White House.
because she's so ugly  I'd want to land on Michelle first. but that is very unladylike so it'll never happen. I actually don't even know why I'm here..

EDITED BY ETERNAL: We don't support racism here at FFH. Saying that the White House is only meant for white people is unacceptable.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: GeneralStrife on March 28, 2011, 06:00:48 pm
Quote from: Zuzka on March 28, 2011, 05:09:25 pm
I would punch Michelle Obama and Barack in one swing he's the biggest liar ever to be in the White House and it should be called the white house for a reason.
because she's so ugly  I'd want to land on Michelle first. but that is very unladylike so it'll never happen. I actually don't even know why I'm here..


Obama's actually not that bad, As a conservative I will admit how #$@#$ stupid Sarah Palin is.
Donald trump 2012!

Oh right, who I would like to hit:

(http://ffhacktics.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=303.0;attach=5451;image)

Nah, jokin kage.
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Post by: Zozma on March 28, 2011, 09:46:38 pm
yes, kaje for using that avatar but not making a sprite for it!

jk... but seriously... Voldemort
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Kokojo on March 29, 2011, 12:25:09 am
Jack Chick/Any pastor of any big religion.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Celdia on March 29, 2011, 12:49:03 am
On reflection, do we really need a thread dedicated to hate? I mean, I know this is spam and all but is this necessary?
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on March 29, 2011, 01:35:22 am
Quote from: Melancthon on March 27, 2011, 08:28:43 pm
I'd punch my boss and Katy Perry.

Quote from: twinees on March 28, 2011, 01:36:22 am
Eternal.... :D


and my cat
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: MysticKnightFF5 on March 29, 2011, 07:03:10 am
Celdia, the hate most spread!
FALCON PUNCH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY7xg92aNrY
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Kagebunji on March 29, 2011, 01:37:56 pm
This was meant for fun, but turned into rather hate topic :P As to my portrait, it is a nice idea to do a sprite for it, maybe in future...
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on March 29, 2011, 02:08:59 pm
Quote from: Xifanie on March 28, 2011, 03:04:58 pm
I'm a typical transsexual, so it would be pretty easy to make a bad move on me... I mean, I wouldn't want to be touched by some stranger, and I don't want to be touched in certain ways down there.

Typical transsexual?  As opposed to what?  I mean, when I think transsexual, there's such an enormous range of people to choose from that the phrase "Typical Transsexual" itself is meaningless.  I don't think anyone likes random strangers grabbing our junk, and some people are hopeless; they need someone to sit them down and tell them what to do.

As the resident godless liberal scumbag, I don't support Obama-punching, but I wouldn't mind someone giving Congress a swift kick in their collective balls.  I mean, seriously, you bail out banks within two weeks of them running and crying to Congress, but it takes a year to reform health care, and we didn't even get a public option, plus it's mandatory?  Are you fucking kidding me?  How am I supposed to pay for that AND defense spending AND all those senile baby boomers?  Let's just legalize weed and prostitution (but not pimping) and pay this shit off already.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: dinosaur on March 29, 2011, 02:59:06 pm
Quote from: Samuraiblackbelt on March 29, 2011, 01:35:22 am
and my cat



NOOOOO!! Jumps in front of the punch and saves the cat
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: dinosaur on March 29, 2011, 03:09:00 pm
Quote from: Zuzka on March 28, 2011, 05:09:25 pm
I would punch Michelle Obama and Barack in one swing he's the biggest liar ever to be in the White House.
because she's so ugly  I'd want to land on Michelle first. but that is very unladylike so it'll never happen. I actually don't even know why I'm here..


Saying 'ever' in 'biggest liar ever' is pretty an uneducated and brash things to say, Zuzka. To make that statement even slightly true, that means you would have to be well educated and an expert on all 44 presidents and their careers to make a bold judgement like that. Are you?
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: MysticKnightFF5 on March 29, 2011, 03:19:55 pm
Dinosaur, wtf did you just do to grammar? Stop punching grammar!
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Dome on March 29, 2011, 03:31:07 pm
Who the hell cares about grammar here?
THIS IS SPAM!
DON'T FUCKING FORGET!
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Celdia on March 29, 2011, 03:33:59 pm
Quote from: Pickle Girl Fanboy on March 29, 2011, 02:08:59 pm
Let's just legalize weed


They're looking at doing that here in Rhode Island because of a few medical dispensaries that recently got OK'd and opened up shop. Not that I smoke it or even plan to should it become available, I look forward to the day that all the stigma associated with it is finally fucking abolished. I have too many friends that are recreational users on the weekends and they have to go through so much insane subterfuge just to enjoy a little high time. Also, the fucking revenue potential. My god...
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on March 29, 2011, 03:56:42 pm
Quote from: Celdia on March 29, 2011, 03:33:59 pmAlso, the fucking revenue potential. My god...

Tell me about it.  Legalize, regulate, and tax weed and prostitution, and we can make money for ourselves, tax revenue for our politicians to give to corporations, and we can delegitimize purveyors of hard drugs and nearly eliminate pimping.

I fucking hate pimping.  It's slavery, and it's victims are helpless.  They can't go to the police, or they will be arrested for prostitution.  They have no where to go, no options, and no hope for a better life.  Prostitution is going to occur no matter what we do.  If we regulate prostitution, we can protect these women and go after the real criminals - pimps, pedophiles, and those who protect them and profit from them.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: GeneralStrife on March 29, 2011, 04:05:11 pm
Quote from: Pickle Girl Fanboy on March 29, 2011, 03:56:42 pm
Tell me about it.  Legalize, regulate, and tax weed and prostitution, and we can make money for ourselves, tax revenue for our politicians to give to corporations, and we can delegitimize purveyors of hard drugs and nearly eliminate pimping.

I fucking hate pimping.  It's slavery, and it's victims are helpless.  They can't go to the police, or they will be arrested for prostitution.  They have no where to go, no options, and no hope for a better life.  Prostitution is going to occur no matter what we do.  If we regulate prostitution, we can protect these women and go after the real criminals - pimps, pedophiles, and those who protect them and profit from them.



word
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on March 29, 2011, 04:09:41 pm
Quote from: GeneralStrife on March 29, 2011, 04:05:11 pm
word

Fuck yeah
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Zuzka on March 29, 2011, 04:56:13 pm
@ Dinosaur:
I don't claim to be an expert in history, but at least with Bush you knew what we were getting into. He was blatantly a war monger; at least we knew war was ineluctable when he came to power. With Obama that, long legged mack-daddy, people still think he's 'anti-war'. This country is way more brainwashed than before... The war in Iraq is still happening and we've expanded it into 4 more countries while 'the left' thinks he's some magic progressive. That's just the beginning too but I must abstain from continuing this conversation. I shouldn't even be in spam as I've already made the site owner mad :oops: it was a joke btw I even voted for Obama  (so I'm not that racist)  because he bamboozled me too just like everybody else; only I recognized that soon after inauguration. People should just admit they were wrong believing there's a right and left.

@ Mystic Knight
Na.. no spam is not my place. I'm just here to benefit from all the hard work people like Celdia, the other mod creators and spriters have done.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on March 29, 2011, 05:04:38 pm
I can't think of any liberals who think he's liberal.  Fuck, I can't think of any democrats that I consider liberals.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Celdia on March 29, 2011, 05:10:52 pm
Damn, PGF. Preach it.
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Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on March 29, 2011, 05:25:10 pm
Quote from: Celdia on March 29, 2011, 05:10:52 pm
Damn, PGF. Preach it.


*picks up Book of Germonik*

PEOPLE let me te-ell you a story.  Of a ma-an, who died for your SINS - PRAISE SAINT AJORA! - FARLEM!

(next poster)
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: GeneralStrife on March 29, 2011, 05:30:46 pm
Quote from: Pickle Girl Fanboy on March 29, 2011, 05:25:10 pm
*picks up Book of Germonik*

PEOPLE let me te-ell you a story.  Of a ma-an, who died for your SINS - PRAISE SAINT AJORA! - FARLEM!

(next poster)



Saint Ajora was a dewd who got pwned at the golgoran execution site, caught at barius hill.

(Next Poster)
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on March 29, 2011, 05:34:26 pm
Let's call it Pickleology.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: GeneralStrife on March 29, 2011, 07:18:18 pm
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg240/visas-bucket/bushprotector-1.jpg)

I use this pic to troll liberals
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Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on March 29, 2011, 07:26:39 pm
I think that's how he sees himself.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: GeneralStrife on March 29, 2011, 07:37:35 pm
Quote from: Pickle Girl Fanboy on March 29, 2011, 07:26:39 pm
I think that's how he sees himself.

It still works!
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 30, 2011, 02:30:29 am
(http://www.dumb.com/god/images/god.jpg)
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Post by: Kagebunji on March 30, 2011, 09:20:01 am
Wtf hapened to this topic? Dome, this is your kingdom, how could you let become un-spammy here? Be ashamed of yourself.
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Post by: Dome on March 30, 2011, 09:37:06 am
Quote from: Kagebunji on March 30, 2011, 09:20:01 am
Wtf hapened to this topic? Dome, this is your kingdom, how could you let become un-spammy here? Be ashamed of yourself.

Even if I rule spam, it doesn't mean I must post something in every spam topic
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Kagebunji on March 30, 2011, 09:39:47 am
But you must rule this kingdom. LOOKS LIKE HE DOESN'T CARE!!

PX FOR SPAM MOD!! OUT WITH DOME!!
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: MysticKnightFF5 on March 30, 2011, 10:17:44 am
Wow, he doesn't give a damn about his own kingdom!? HE OPPRESSES US?! HE TELLS US WE'RE NOTHING AS WE WORK TIRELESSLY FOR HIS AMUSEMENT AND GAIN?! Sounds like a great spam mod to me.

EDIT: NOT SARCASM. Quite serious. :P Spam mods SHOULD be tyrants xD
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Melancthon on March 30, 2011, 11:35:40 am
Did I somehow start a serious discussion in Spam?  Now I want to punch myself in the face!
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 30, 2011, 12:16:59 pm
Do what I did and punch god
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Dome on March 30, 2011, 12:29:37 pm
Quote from: Kagebunji on March 30, 2011, 09:39:47 am
But you must rule this kingdom. LOOKS LIKE HE DOESN'T CARE!!

PX FOR SPAM MOD!! OUT WITH DOME!!

I rule this place
Any other subversive action/word will result in death
YOURS
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Dome on March 30, 2011, 04:19:03 pm
You suck so hard that you have to resort to a cheap copy-pasta reply in order to try to be funny?
Sad
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 30, 2011, 04:23:17 pm
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What happened to the rainbow one :(
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Dome on March 30, 2011, 04:25:34 pm
You are all jealous because I am the spam mod and you are not
I worked hard to reach this position, and I won't give it away to any youngster anytime soon

Youth and vitality alone are not enough to win you spam land, guys
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Dome on March 30, 2011, 05:18:39 pm
Serious and spam cannot stay in the same sentence, unless the sentence is "Spam isn't serious"
Double fail

Leave spam at once,
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: GeneralStrife on March 30, 2011, 05:25:05 pm
faggots
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 30, 2011, 09:36:10 pm
Uhh... I'm already the mod of a more important area of the board.
Title: Re: If you could punch anyone in the face without repercussions...
Post by: Celdia on March 30, 2011, 10:00:14 pm
Oh. So not interested then? Well that's a pity.