General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Eternal on January 31, 2011, 05:17:57 am
Title: Junk E-Mail
Post by: Eternal on January 31, 2011, 05:17:57 am
This topic is for people who've received funny junk/spam e-mail. The below is one I got today:
Please i need your assistance
Wishing you Merry Christmas and Properous new Year in Advance
Dear I know that this message will come as a suprise to you but after much consideration i decided to contact you,before we proceed, i don't know if i have introduced myself to you, I am Miss Becky Koulibaly
The reason why i send this massage to you is because i am not safe here due to my situation and my predicament so i decided to seek for your assistance. I have a serious problem which is an injury that lingers in my soul for almost seven months now and i want somebody who is reliable and honest who will advise or give me a asuggestion on how to overcome the crisis. my mother is not longer aalive here in abidjan as i am writing you and recently My Beloved Dad join his ancestors though the hand of his wicked brother who call him self my uncle but has turn to be a lion over night to me.
How i wish i will see you now in my country and we talk to each other at present. my father before his death was a chairman of cocoa dealers here in bouake ivory coast,that was when am still a student at the federal college of in Abidjan. but i stop school after the death of my father because my uncle decided to poison me just for nothing sake, As am writing you now, all my hope and dream of future was shartered and spread to the sky as i don't know what to do,
My father left a big amount of money with the bank USD 4.5MILLION DOLLARS, and i don't know about this, it was on the 10th of october last year that our farmily lawyer kindly hand over to me the documents covering the deposit and the WILL my father wrote and the instruction on how i will utilise the money, Meanwhile i don't know what actually what to do with this money because of shartered brain and life line, that is why i contacted you so that you can advise me or give me suggestion how i will handle the inheritance and also help me to transfer this fund to your account .
And after the conclution of the transfer i will come over to your country to continue my education, Please it is a long story that if i start to narrate them now, you will be start shedding tears over there, but i will give you more details in your next mail but kindly bear in mind that i need you to help me out of this my bad condition and help transfer this money to his account and assist me come over there for security of my life and the fund and start a new life you.
please contact me through my private email address so that i will send you more details. My private email is becky_koulibaly01@yahoo.fr
Please i need your help, please i will love to hear from you urgent.
Thanks once again and please extend my greeting to your family. Thanks and God bless you
Miss Becky Koulibaly
Title: Re: Junk E-Mail
Post by: VampragonLord on January 31, 2011, 06:06:30 am
Been meaning to ask you, how far are you going with gender reassignment? The full penis-rearrangement surgery (if they remove it, see if you can get a pic and post it here), testicle removement while remaining a dickgirl, or what?
How much does it cost? Does taking hormones while you still have testicles screw with the hormone treatment, or did they remove your testicles first or give you testosterone blocking drugs? The world wants to know!
Title: Re: Junk E-Mail
Post by: VampragonLord on February 03, 2011, 02:46:19 pm
PGF that would probably be better suited for a PM, but ill address the bulk of your questions
the surgery is about 20~30 grand, to prevent the guymones (testosterone) from interfering, you take pills called blockers (anti-androgens) which prevent the testosterone from binding/forming properly. removing the testicles without the rest of the phallus actually makes it HARDER to have proper sexual reassignment surgery, because they dont just "chop it off", they turn it into a proper vagina.
Title: Re: Junk E-Mail
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on February 03, 2011, 04:45:32 pm
The more you know! Speaking of which, I heard this story from a friend of mine in the Army that one of the guys in his unit met a woman in South Korea and, because of her, he now wants gender reassignment surgery. Technically, nothing about it is gay, so they can't kick him out. /creepy converstation
Title: Re: Junk E-Mail
Post by: MysticKnightFF5 on February 03, 2011, 08:08:04 pm
Aren't gays allowed in the army as of like...3 weeks ago?
Title: Re: Junk E-Mail
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Title: Re: Junk E-Mail
Post by: Pickle Girl Fanboy on February 12, 2011, 10:58:01 am
No, that was in like 2008.
And if you think the military is not gay, then you've never been hazed naked in a shower. Nothing like doing push-ups naked in a hot, steamy shower while dozens of other muscular young men like yourself are slipping and sliding over each other, and a burley black man in a green Ranger Rick hat is yelling at you in Batman-voice.
Totally not gay.
Neither is crawling into a sleeping bag with three other men during a field exercise to keep warm because nobody brought tents and it's raining during 40 degree weather.
Or punching each other bloody everytime someone has to leave the Patrol Base because you gotta give blood for your blood-brothers.
Go read God-Emperor of Dune.
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Title: Re: Junk E-Mail
Post by: Ryu on February 13, 2011, 12:27:28 am
Quote from: Pickle Girl Fanboy on February 12, 2011, 10:58:01 am And if you think the military is not gay, then you've never been hazed naked in a shower. Nothing like doing push-ups naked in a hot, steamy shower while dozens of other muscular young men like yourself are slipping and sliding over each other, and a burley black man in a green Ranger Rick hat is yelling at you in Batman-voice.
Totally not gay.
Neither is crawling into a sleeping bag with three other men during a field exercise to keep warm because nobody brought tents and it's raining during 40 degree weather.
Or punching each other bloody everytime someone has to leave the Patrol Base because you gotta give blood for your blood-brothers.
No, of course not!
*Calls the nearest recruiter to set up an appointment*
Title: Re: Junk E-Mail
Post by: Dome on May 04, 2011, 07:16:46 pm
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